Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[AnOminous]

I think that he probably just spent a very unhappy childhood/adolescence hiding in books.

That would probably describe a lot of people, including people here. We didn't all turn out to be completely insufferable faggots. If you have even basic self-control, you don't constantly embarrass yourself with such behavior. You have an on-off switch for it. He appears to have an autistic inability to tell the difference between bants with friends, actual insults, people simply disagreeing with you about something, or even simple greetings, and can't modulate his response. It's basically zero-to-full-child-child-child shit with him, no matter what the context.

Dude was probably picked last for kickball. Explains the stupid aggression combined with the lack of a delivery system.

But I bet he was always picked first for Smear the Queer. If you didn't have this delightful custom in your parts, this is a "game" where one dude, called the "queer," has the ball and basically everyone beats the fuck out of that guy until someone gets the ball from him. Then that guy is the queer. There's no victory conditions or anything, just constant beating the fuck out of each other. You can lose, though, if you are a pussy and give up the ball easily. Sort of the point of it is being able to take abuse. This is usually a game between friends. But it's also sometimes an excuse to bully someone you really hate. Like Fat Rick.

Anyway he'd be picked first in a game like that.

 

[Mr Moonface]

Dude was probably picked last for kickball. Explains the stupid aggression combined with the lack of a delivery system.

In 2018 he claimed to have been bullied to the point that his arm was broken, but he's also a pathological liar...

Speaking of old Pat tweets, someone found this gem.

Weird thing to say, right? You might think he was arguing gay marriage with somebody. Here is the full context of the tweet.

He really is a fucking nut.

Game Show Pat is currently running wild on twitter.

More simping for vaccines.

Simping for... Duolingo? That's a new one...

 

[Nod Flenders]

Simping for... Duolingo? That's a new one...

That's even worse than his terrible political and life takes.

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

Wonder how the Pig Man will spin being alone tomorrow. Ya know, because he's an obnoxious fat faggot.

 

[KingOfGains]

Pat is getting his boostie.

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Muh Russia

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Someone tried to frame our piglet as the killer driver who ran over those people in Waukesha. Turns out the real killer was a black guy, Pat has been silent about the incident since the race of the killer was released, what a brave boy he is.

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This guy asks the million dollar question.

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Oh hey look, my post made it

 

[Mr Moonface]

Before reading this exchange there are two facts you should remember:

1. Patrick S. Tomlinson threatened to kill his ex-wife after she left him for another man.
2. Patrick S. Tomlinson has threatened to rape hundreds of women over twitter.



"Do better." I don't know how he can even function with such a critical level of cognitive dissonance.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Adapting an RPG game where the MC was modular to what the player wanted into a tv series is a BAD IDEA. Granted they probably won’t do a series on Shephard but then they have to rely on the universe itself and new characters to carry the story and as Andromeda showed that has been…problematic.

 

[Oliver Onions]

In 2018 he claimed to have been bullied to the point that his arm was broken, but he's also a pathological liar...

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Taking Fat Pat at his word --a fool's errand, I know-- I'm gonna guess he was 'bullied' in the same way MovieBob probably was (and still stews over to this day).

Pat was the kid who would insert himself into every conversation and present himself as an expert on everything; the kind of smug little shit who would swear blind he played as Shen Long in SFII over at his cousin's house (his cousin goes to a different school and you wouldn't know him, of course). Then, when his unimpressed peers told him to take his lying pig-tits elsewhere he immediately ran to teacher and cried victim, making everyone in class hate him even more.

As for the broken arm, I'd guess cost of doing business while he was furiously masturbating to fantasies of shooting up the school.

 

[Nod Flenders]

I wonder if Patrick is spending his Thanksgiving crying about the Rittenhouse verdict.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

I wonder if Patrick is spending his Thanksgiving crying about the Rittenhouse verdict.

Do you think a woke tard like Patrick would really celebrate the invasion of FUCKING WHITE PEOPLE on poor indigenous American natives?

 

[The Man From Nowhere]

I wonder if Patrick is spending his Thanksgiving crying about the Rittenhouse verdict.

Probably on his couch drunk while Nikki's parents cook them dinner.

 

[ImportantOpinions]

Before reading this exchange there are two facts you should remember:

1. Patrick S. Tomlinson threatened to kill his ex-wife after she left him for another man.
2. Patrick S. Tomlinson has threatened to rape hundreds of women over twitter.

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"Do better." I don't know how he can even function with such a critical level of cognitive dissonance.

He's lying, again. He's not a fan of Mass Effect, he's never played it. He buys video game consoles just so baby can have another toy, but that's it.

The only recorded interest in Patrick saying anything about any video game was when Brianna Wu mentioned Star Wars: Squadrons, at which point Patrick immediately said he'd get that game and they could play together. He played it once, said he didn't like the controls or something, and never played it again.

I suspect it's a combination of two things:

1. He's such a fucking sperg about losing that he can't emotionally handle not winning a fucking Call of Duty match

2. He's a woman, who ~95% of the time don't care about video games and can't understand why their stupid boyfriends are so obsessed with unlocking fancy skins for their virtual guns.

 

[AprilRains]

Do you think a woke tard like Patrick would really celebrate the invasion of FUCKING WHITE PEOPLE on poor indigenous American natives?

I think he'd take any excuse to eat a mountain of stodge, wash it down with booze, and end with lots of dessert.

 

[AnOminous]

Pat was the kid who would insert himself into every conversation and present himself as an expert on everything; the kind of smug little shit who would swear blind he played as Shen Long in SFII over at his cousin's house (his cousin goes to a different school and you wouldn't know him, of course).

He is basically irl Eric Cartman, a nasty little psycho who demands you respect his authoritah despite having not a single redeeming feature.

 

[Mr Moonface]

Pat gives us a Thanksgiving gym selfie. He is really trying to keep his bitch tits out of frame, I'm guessing that his body hasn't experienced a calorie deficit in many decades.

Pat attacks the conservative bias on that news network, you know the one I mean... The anti-Biden network... CNN

Another creepshot of his wife

 

[Flexo]

Pat attacks the conservative bias on that news network, you know the one I mean... The anti-Biden network... CNN

Wow. I would love to see the receipts and proofs of this. Especially whether they are attacking Biden from the left, right, or just reporting the truth.

 

[Nod Flenders]

Pat gives us a Thanksgiving gym selfie. He is really trying to keep his bitch tits out of frame, I'm guessing that his body hasn't experienced a calorie deficit in many decades.

Plus that mug of his, it's out of a nightmare.

 

[Mr Moonface]

Well, we knew for sure that he wouldn't be spending Thanksgiving with his daughter. Turns out that the rest of his family doesn't want anything to do with him either. He's eating at a bar, alone.
I'm sure those 'family dinners next two nights' are really happening, because that's what all families do, right? Have Thanksgiving dinners the next two nights AFTER Thanksgiving?

Patrick "Lynch them coons" Tomlinson attacks uppity nigger Dave Chappelle for daring to think for himself.

Patrick S. Tomlinson threatened to kill his ex-wife when she made the point of leaving him.

 

[ImportantOpinions]

So Niki's family didn't want the pigheaded idiot around to ruin the holiday, but figured fuck it, we'll microwave him some leftovers on Saturday night. The only place that welcomes Patrick is a bar that overcharges him for a "surprise" Thanksgiving dinner (not a surprise when you order it) with a god damned plain hamburger bun instead of a dinner roll.

Have you ever eaten a bun with nothing in the middle? What's the etiquette here? Eat them together like an air sandwich, or eat the top part first and then the bottom part?

 

[Skeletor]

Going to a bar on Thanksgiving night sounds like the most depressing shit ever. Is that even a thing? Aren't they all closed for the day?

It kinda makes sense to have Thanksgiving dinner on Fri so people can travel, but Sat? And how does a bar ever "surprise" someone with food? And a hamburger bun, what the fuck?