Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

How else is he going to attract 8 year-olds...his charming looks?

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Why are these dudes always wear a beard? Guys, look here, listen, reel tawk, that shit doesn't camouflage your double chins, it just makes it more obvious.

 

[abobe]

How else is he going to attract 8 year-olds...his charming looks?

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The face Brianna see's when she asks why he is hanging out with pre-teens for the 4th night that week.

 

[AnOminous]

How else is he going to attract 8 year-olds...his charming looks?

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What a cool neckbeard lmao.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

Happy Jacksgiving! It's not about food, it's about how your wife can be the breadwinner, chauffeur, cameraman, food prepper, basically allows you to be the ultimate Lazy Man, leeching onto your wife's bloodline. Like father, like son.

Also, spend time with your wife, if it wasn't for her, you'd have nothing to be thankful for.

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Given the Avatar you used Jack I guess Thanksgiving isn't about the food but all the blowjobs you give.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Another day of being a pig… congrats

 

[Aunt Carol]

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I do not like Jack ahegao.

 

[DX10]

Qali has his dads taste of media for 8 year olds.

I don't want them to get witch-hunted or anything but... are all those people he's tagged teenagers from his paedo summer camp?

 

[Zhoban]

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Is that supposed to be Thanksgiving or is that literally every other day of the year for him?

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

I do not like Jack ahegao.

That’s not gravy dripping from his mouth. L…

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

The face Brianna see's when she asks why he is hanging out with pre-teens for the 4th night that week.

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FTFY

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

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And of course he's a glutton. When you eat a fuckton of food every day you're really going to overdo it on a holiday like Thanksgiving.

The smart thing would have been not to deep fry the turkey, get rid a lot of the starchy and fatty sides and load up on veggies and whatever. But no, Mushbrain here probably filled his glass with gravy and drank that as a beverage. Then just would take spoonfuls of Bacon Up as a palate cleanser.

 

[Super Hans]

Is that supposed to be Thanksgiving or is that literally every other day of the year for him?

We answer that question by finding out if Jack the kind of fag who makes spaghetti for Thanksgiving to try and prove how he's a True and Honest Italian.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

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By the same "man" just a few hours earlier. Jack, you worthless sack of shit, you're the worst hypocrite of them all,

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

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And of course he's a glutton. When you eat a fuckton of food every day you're really going to overdo it on a holiday like Thanksgiving.

The smart thing would have been not to deep fry the turkey, get rid a lot of the starchy and fatty sides and load up on veggies and whatever. But no, Mushbrain here probably filled his glass with gravy and drank that as a beverage. Then just would take spoonfuls of Bacon Up as a palate cleanser.

Christ, imagine him at the table. No one gets to eat anything. He just shoves pounds of food down his mouth then complains about something and hits his son.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

We answer that question by finding out if Jack the kind of fag who makes spaghetti for Thanksgiving to try and prove how he's a True and Honest Italian.

True and Honest Italian, my ass. Given the guys tan, he most likely is, dare I say it, a Sicilian sheep shagger.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

True and Honest Italian, my ass. Given the guys tan, he most likely is, dare I say it, a Sicilian sheep shagger.

Tbh I think he’s just a mutt.

 

[ZipDisk]

It would be funny if he reviewed his own food and hated it. Like a total cognitive disconnect. "This turkey is too wet, D-!"

 

[Sonic T]

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At least his bitmoji bullshit correctly depicts his dangling dead arm.

 

[RainwaterDrop]

Another day of being a pig… congrats

So a regular thursday for Jack? Lol!

Christ, imagine him at the table. No one gets to eat anything. He just shoves pounds of food down his mouth then complains about something and hits his son.

You know what's even worse? Sitting right next to him. Imagine it, driving all the way to the restaurant to dine out after a long day at work, only to have some entitled lardballs sit right next to you, filming everything around you, loudly bitching about every single thing they can and even filming you without asking first. It's honestly amazing that no altercations happened so far!

It would be funny if he reviewed his own food and hated it. Like a total cognitive disconnect. "This turkey is too wet, D-!"

He would probably recognize his own sauces, but precisely, it would be fucking hilarious lol!

 

[captkrisma]

I don't want them to get witch-hunted or anything but... are all those people he's tagged teenagers from his paedo summer camp?

No, he's tagged his old football friends (most of whom had moved on to much bigger and better things).

One's a graphic designer, one plays for UCLA, one is in a very happy relationship in St. Louis...Jr stuck 30 minutes from his parents house working at a 7-11.

Jr a fucking bottle rocket. Makes a little noise but ultimately goes nowhere.