Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[AngeloTheWizard]

Neither can he write. "It's call Thanksgiving." Somebody take the phone away from that braindead moron, please.

Honestly, I would guess his average daily calory intake is easily around 5000 calories a day. Maybe even more.

Not gonna lie I didn't see what you were referring to, because my brain was autocoreecting "it's call Thanksgiving" to "it's called Thanksgiving". My brain must be running a retard translation software.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

Not gonna lie I didn't see what you were referring to, because my brain was autocoreecting "it's call Thanksgiving" to "it's called Thanksgiving". My brain must be running a retard translation software.

If you're reading long enough in this thread you might qualify for a C2 language degree e.g. Jack - English; English - Jack. C2 Proficiency level: Fluent Jacktard speaker

 

[rubytintedchix]

Happy Thanksgiving, foodjacks! May your Cronen birds be cooked all the way through.

 

[saralovesjuicyfruit]

Jack, you're in a Kroger.

He was gushing so much over there being cheeses with fruits and herbs mixed in. Funny that, since Aldi, which he called a poor people store, sells lots of cheeses like that, especially around the holidays. They're as good as anything you'll find at Kroger and they are less expensive. He could do his whole Christmas deli platter with specialty cheeses, salamis, olives, etc. all from Aldi and spend a fraction of the price, and pick up some tasty German holiday imports to boot, but he thinks he's above shopping there for whatever reason.

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I'll give Jack a quarter point for it. It looks like shit, and other than the brown sugar and butter mix underneath it didn't require any cooking, but the recipe seemed tasty enough. If it was somebody like Kay putting that out it'd be solid content, but not for somebody who's job has been this shit for 15 years.

To me it just looks like some junk Pinterest moms would share around and make. Is it gonna be sickeningly sweet? Yeah. Will it go over fine at some Middle-American potluck Christmas party? Yeah, especially with the kids. It's just whatever. I wouldn't make it or eat it but it's passable in a certain context.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

Happy Thanksgiving, foodjacks! May your Cronen birds be cooked all the way through.

Thanksgiving ain't a thing here in Germany, but anyways, Happy Thanksgiving you magnificent basterds.

 

[Lenzperkins]

Happy Jacksgiving! It's not about food, it's about how your wife can be the breadwinner, chauffeur, cameraman, food prepper, basically allows you to be the ultimate Lazy Man, leeching onto your wife's bloodline. Like father, like son.

Also, spend time with your wife, if it wasn't for her, you'd have nothing to be thankful for.

 

[wdymbro]

Happy Jacksgiving! It's not about food, it's about how your wife can be the breadwinner, chauffeur, cameraman, food prepper, basically allows you to be the ultimate Lazy Man, leeching onto your wife's bloodline. Like father, like son.

Also, spend time with your wife, if it wasn't for her, you'd have nothing to be thankful for.

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Spend time with your dead arm. It may not be around much longer.

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

Hi-Point is quite optimistic. I was more thinking about a .22 Saturday Night Special from his local Pawn Shop.

I can say that Saturday Night special-type guns are quite uncommon in pawn shops in the region, due to the sheer availability of better options and the fact that they have been illegal to import or produce in the US since 1968 (1934, 1968, and 1986 are numbers which trigger American gun aficionados). He will find no shortage of Hi-points, Rugers, S&W wheelguns, discounted, 3rd-hand Glocks, Tauruses, Berettas, even Sigs, especially in an area as affluent as the Nashville metro. Assuming this is even something he takes seriously outside of rapping about shooting us for making him look bad.

 

[AnOminous]

He could do his whole Christmas deli platter with specialty cheeses, salamis, olives, etc. all from Aldi and spend a fraction of the price, and pick up some tasty German holiday imports to boot, but he thinks he's above shopping there for whatever reason.

He's the kind of idiot who thinks if something is expensive, it's better, even though when he is buying dumb gadgets to "review" and pretend he's sponsored by, they're almost invariably OEM crap made of Chinesium. And in general, he is a cheap skinflint bastard, so the idea this white trash tub of lard is somehow above shopping at Aldi is ludicrous.

Like the doughnut thing, it's just completely jacked-up logic.

Also, spend time with your wife, if it wasn't for her, you'd have nothing to be thankful for.

Go spend eternity with God, Jack. Start right now!

Just kidding, we all know he's going to the Other Place.

Amazing how Jack can even turn wishing people a happy Thanksgiving into utter douchebaggery.

I can say that Saturday Night special-type guns are quite uncommon in pawn shops in the region, due to the sheer availability of better options and the fact that they have been illegal to import or produce in the US since 1968 (1934, 1968, and 1986 are numbers which trigger American gun aficionados).

I'd imagine a lot of pawn shops straight up wouldn't bother taking them. They have limited shelf space for guns and would probably want to fill it with at least mediocre guns, not junk guns, especially the kind that would attract an even more criminal element than they usually deal with.

 

[rubytintedchix]

Follow-up to last week’s JotG double post: no new video this week (yet) on that channel. Now, it could be argued he didn’t release anything this week due to the holiday, but imma say no dawg. He fucked up last week. At least one of those videos were supposed to be for yesterday.

Dumb fuck.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Here is my future reaction to Jack's death:
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Here's mine.

 

[rubytintedchix]

If anyone cares to hang brain, Jack would like to see it.

 

[JackIsBlack]

I’m personally thankful for two functioning arms so I can switch off when I’m jacking my penis and have the ability to wipe my own ass.

 

[Bisteca Toblerone]

I'm thankful for people who over share. Thankful for people with lack of self awareness. Thankful for all this social media that allows us glimpses into these exceptional individuals. But mostly, I'm thankful for having two arms that work just fine.

 

[AnOminous]

If anyone cares to hang brain, Jack would like to see it.

Jack probably had to have Tammy put that in there.

Also: "Show me your bird."

Sure thing sport.

 

[Adamska]

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If anyone cares to hang brain, Jack would like to see it.

Reminder that for this mincing gastrosexual this counts as pornography to him.

 

[Schmuck of Ages]

Qali has his dads taste of media for 8 year olds.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

Qali has his dads taste of media for 8 year olds.

At least that's a show he would have grown up with and would have nostalgia for.

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

Qali has his dads taste of media for 8 year olds.

How else is he going to attract 8 year-olds...his charming looks?

 

[boxybum]

$23 bucks for shipping for the five pack. Over $62 including sales tax. $12.45 a bottle all in. For fucking generic BBQ sauce with a private label slapped on it. Even the really expensive, small batch, niche BBQ sauces typically never run more than $7. I just checked, and the most expensive bbq sauce at the Whole Foods is $8.49. Jack's crap is almost 50% more expensive than Whole Paycheck.

His pricing is absolutely insane. No one is going to buy this. Maybe people like Bennie Sears will spend their tugboat tard bucks on it, but that isn't exactly moving things in any appreciable volume.

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If anyone cares to hang brain, Jack would like to see it.

Reminder that for this mincing gastrosexual this counts as pornography to him.

He jerks off to pictures of cooked turkeys.