Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[Rasputin's Side Piece]

Well, I can totally see Chins agreeing to some sort of Jamaica arrangement. Auntie goes ahead and commits to the sub-let, makes the necessary preparations, perhaps even going down there to take up residence...
and Chinny changes her mind. Oops, sorry, unforeseen financial obligations...too bad.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Well, I can totally see Chins agreeing to some sort of Jamaica arrangement. Auntie goes ahead and commits to the sub-let, makes the necessary preparations, perhaps even going down there to take up residence...
and Chinny changes her mind. Oops, sorry, unforeseen financial obligations...too bad.

I really hope she commits to going to Jamaica but does exactly that. She didn’t lie! She just changed her mind! When she said she would move to Jamaica with rasta-farian she meant it at the time!

 

[Lm0708]

I would also even guess that she doesn't actually have a passport, or if she does, it has long expired. I' guess she must've used one to go to sonic that one time when she crossed the border and thought she could pay at US fast food chains with Canadian dollars though.

She’s mentioned a couple times now that she has a valid passport, end of last month when all the Mae stuff came out leading up to the Toronto trip she’d been talking about “taking a drive” across the border for fast food…Until she realized she’d be stuck at the border waiting on the results to prove a neg covid test to get back into Canada.

 

[Charley Gondorff]

Every time I think of Chantal in Jamaica, I recall the tragic story of Don Drummond (brilliant but tortured trombonist and musician, key figure in the development of Ska, a grandfather of Reggae) and Margarita... if Margarita were morbidly obese, that is. Either way it's going to end in insanity and murder...

 

[lottalove]

I AM GETTING AN APARTMENT IN JAMAICA
THURSDAY 25 NOVEMBER 2021

archive

Regarding the aunt/Jamaica thing, it sounds like Chantal inserted herself into her aunts tale of the opportunity of a too expensive part-time house, being her true "very generous and giving" self to buy some love.
To make her aunt happy. ("Look, you can go back there, I can help you with that!")
Aunt Phyllis came across as being homesick for Jamaica but also struggling financially and maybe healthwise there, because she was happy to have her Canadian health-insurance reinstalled quickly. Reading all that only into her public FB-posts of course.

 

[Cripple]

I'll admit I've been to Jamaica, briefly. I think there were fast food joints in the tourist areas, but does anybody know about the areas people actually live? I imagine Rasta-Aunt probably lives in Kingston. And above all-- will she be able to get a Nashie in Jamaica?!

(God damn I did have fresh coconut there and none of it in the states tastes as fresh and delicious.)

ETA: A culinary excursion into Jamaican fast food.

Spoiler: Oh no

So they do have BKs all over Jamaica, but no Nashies. (If this really is the complete non-breakfast menu but I can't find another one. )



No sugar cookie latte in Jamaica either!

And the only Dairy Queen is in the Montenego Bay Airport. I couldn't find the menu.

In short it seems like Jamaica gets abbreviated menus in their fast food places. Gunt is going to be hurting if she does move there. I doubt she'll adapt to a jerk chicken, red beans and rice diet.

 

[Whizzbang Wallop]

We all know that this Jamaica pipe dream is just that, but does auntie actually think Chins is capable of being relied on in any capacity? Chantal is seeing this all through rose colored glasses of how Nads will be love sick and the amazing tourism vlogs. If she was at all cognizant she'd realize that she had a complete fucking melt down over getting two tires changed but somehow thinks she'd be able to physically and mentally handle living abroad? Lmao fuck.

I feel like if it’s in any way true, it’s rehab. Like maybe her aunt has offered to pay for her to go to rehab over there or something. There’s no way in hell her aunt would want to go halves on a house with this unreliable, flaky, lying, no credit, fruit fly-infested cunt. No way. Has Chantal even been on a plane in the last 20 years? The way she described it sounded like rehab to me. It’s either that or just a downright fabrication.

 

[hourglass figure]

If I didn’t know any better I would think ol chins is just bullshitting to make stabby jealous that she could have her own jet setting lifestyle with her aunt who “likes to party, likes to do things” - he banned her from talking about him, now she is talking about a life she could have elsewhere that would take financial priority over him. Also talking about the vlogs she could do there etc. Its eurobeeze but with a twist of Rasta-aunt because Chantal saw her recently.

 

[VinegarPussy]

Everyone remembers Box Mountain, right? In the corner that was cleaned out for 400 Canadian? Let's see what corner looks like now:
View attachment 2751993
and it's full again. Pic of Sam included.

But what about the living room that was clean for the longest time? You know, where Chinz sleeps now? How about a look at part of it:
View attachment 2751997
It appears Box Mountain has migrate about 20 feet.

Final note: Is it dirt, hair, or cat shit?:
View attachment 2752001

Could be a hairball (from the cats, not Gunty).

 

[helpmeeee]

 

[Cock wombler]

So she had Mexican dinner with mum and auntie, then went home and had Greek salad with extra feta, butter chicken, rice, naan bread AND perogies.

Jamaican apartment is apparently pretty much a mansion for 700 canadian dollars per month for everything AND that will be split with auntie.
I've been looking online at houses to rent in Jamaica for that price and she's in for a surprise if she goes .
This "mansion" is 779 canadian dollars per month. I'm aware prices will vary depending on whether its in a tourist area or not.



Daily lol comment from chins- "you know how David Hasselhoff is really famous in Germany where do you think I'm famous?"
Your local burger King drive through.

 

[Kitty kitty cat]

Wow, this is quite a look back. Her level of bitchiness never changed but whoa her hair sure did.

Foodie Beauty: The Beginning | Where it all went Wrong

#foodiebeauty #thatslindsaywithana #nobeezenovemberLet's go back to where it all began and take a look at the 2nd half of Foodie's first year on YouTube.🌭Fi...

youtu.be

Wth happened to the clicking jaw? is it bc her other eating noices has increased in volume or has she ground the joint down?

 

[Oliver Onions]

Daily lol comment from chins- "you know how David Hasselhoff is really famous in Germany where do you think I'm famous?"
Your local burger King drive through.

This almost gave me an aneurysm. What about The Hoff is remotely comparable to Chins that makes her think she'd experience a similar phenomena?

But if you really twisted my arm: Japan, because they think one day you're gonna crawl out the sea and go 12 rounds with your fellow kaiju.

 

[Schmooo]

As an aside, I didn't think anyone could be more boring than our dainty qween but McStabby's YT videos surpass her entirely. Dude should just give it up, he's embarrassing himself more than fucking a hambeast and taking her money. At least he can't blame Cuntal for ruining his reputation from now on.

Oh, that was White Fang in that stream?
All I saw (in the 20-ish minutes I attempted to watch) was the bill of a baseball cap, a gargantuan schnozz, and filthy, clubbed, shit-stained junkie fingers.
I tapped out because - - as usual - - I could not understand one. fucking. word. he. was. saying.

 

[Nomm]

She compares herself to David Hasselhoff now?
On a cringe level, maybe.

 

[Cripple]

She compares herself to David Hasselhoff now?
On a cringe level, maybe.

She probably feels a kinship to someone else smashed out of their mind and eating burgers.

 

[Charley Gondorff]

She compares herself to David Hasselhoff now?
On a cringe level, maybe.

As Michael Knight, Hasselhoff regularly fell asleep at the wheel. Is that the connection?

 

[Smoovy Jay]

Chantal has a valid passport and has flashed it numerous times; she keeps it on her desk where she keeps her 8 million drink cups and constantly spills shit. I say this because if you have a damaged passport (water spot, water damage, the crease is damaged), border agents can refuse your entry into the country or deny entry to the plane. I'd love for all this Jamaica stuff to be true (but it isn't) and Chins manages to haul her bulk to the airport and everything, only to be denied boarding. Then we'll get the rage of all rages. So no one tell her to put it somewhere safe.

Chantal sees everyone in a very one-dimensional way so to her, Phyllis lived in Jamaica, therefore the only thing about her aunt is Jamaica, that's it. Aunt says she needs a place to live so to dumbass, aunt is going to Jamaica.

Someone upstream said the aunt returned to Cornwall before grandma died but aunt arrived about 3 weeks after grandma passed.

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

This Jamaica thing is as much a flight of fancy as Eurobeezing. She is enamored by the concept of it, nothing more. So even bothering to point out all of the aspects of it that she'd hate (including the flight down) is pointless. She never talks about either in terms of learning/discovering a new culture. It's about the exotic men she's going to snag and, in the case of Jamaica, the accessibility of weed. In other words, same Chantal different location. When push comes to shove, she'll never have the wherewithal to do either one. Even if by some miracle she made it down to Jamaica, she'd be running back to Canada in a heartbeat. Chins recently said that while at University she applied to change her major several times. According to Shannon, she didn't even last a year there and she (Shannon) was with Kim when they went to pick her up. So indecisiveness and lack of follow through have always been her trademarks.

Going to the US to try Chik-Fil-A is as adventurous as she's going to get. (Remember "I DO MY FOOD BUCKET LIST!") I still think the reason she followed through with that (without doing even basic research and planning such as needing a passport and US currency) is because she had just broken up with Bibi but hadn't moved out yet. You could probably cut the tension in that apartment with a knife. A 12 hour fast food run was her idea of a getaway.

This phase in the cycle is generally NOT brought on by a fight with Nader. That always results in a colossal chimp out, which includes "I know he doesn't want me to talk about him, but when he treats me like this. I'm going to talk about him!". No, the dream of becoming an erudite woman of the world is usually prompted by something as simple as Nader saying that he "made plans with a friend" or not answering her texts immediately.

Regardless, the truth will come out sooner rather than later because of Chinny's inability to keep her trap shut for long.

 

[KimWexlerEsq2]

Daily lol comment from chins- "you know how David Hasselhoff is really famous in Germany where do you think I'm famous?"

She’s pretty well known among the citizens of New Zealand, or so I have heard.

Do you think if they managed to convince her she is super famous in Syria or North Korea or something she would want to go there?

Jamaica would be worth it for livestreaming defiantly driving on the right side of the road in a Brit-style driving country.