Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

How much does Ryann weigh?

  • 300-350lbs (Panda Bear)

    Votes: 26 1.0%
  • 350-400lbs (Bull Caribou)

    Votes: 146 5.5%
  • 400-450lbs (Heart of a Blue Whale)

    Votes: 379 14.2%
  • 450-500lbs (Pigmy Hippo)

    Votes: 545 20.5%
  • 500-550lbs (Domestic Pig)

    Votes: 394 14.8%
  • 550-600lbs (Baby Grand Piano)

    Votes: 318 12.0%
  • 600-650lbs (Vending Machine)

    Votes: 192 7.2%
  • 650+ (A Fucking Planet)

    Votes: 661 24.8%

  • Total voters
    2,661
She’s taking them herself using a timer. If I was her family member I would clown on her so hard for being that cringey. Taking a thousand pics of yourself in your family house and then posting them on Instagram with stupid motivational paragraphs. I wonder if her family walked in on her posing in their hallway or backyard…

IKR? "Every wish on a star..."

🎶 🎶Do-on't stop...believin'
Hold on to that feel-ay-ay-ay-in!
Street lights...peee-ple
Oaha ow owwwwww! 🎶

Lez be real, that was definitely playing in her empty head when she posed for tripod-san.
 
So she deigned to go to her mother's house, and let a stroke-ridden woman be fully responsible for feeding her, while Ryann dressed in her finest white trash outfit and refused to lift a finger to help with anything.

Her latest BBF - this time a reformed fat from high school - has a beautiful home decked out the way Ryann herself has always dreamed, and Ryann still thinks she's winning with her cake john sponsored rental.
 
Her latest BBF - this time a reformed fat from high school - has a beautiful home decked out the way Ryann herself has always dreamed, and Ryann still thinks she's winning with her cake john sponsored rental.
Well yeah, Ryann lives in Los Angeles (*cough* Long Beach *cough*) and Rachael lives in Mississippi. Totally worth farting on cakes to do.

We really should have kept a running tally of how many BFFs she’s had over the years. Has to be at least 100 of them.
So she deigned to go to her mother's house, and let a stroke-ridden woman be fully responsible for feeding her, while Ryann dressed in her finest white trash outfit and refused to lift a finger to help with anything.
Considering there was some kind of fallout with Beth’s side of the family, wearing that shows just how little respect she has for her mother and her family. I can see the gritted teeth from her family as they see this whale talk about family and of course, herself.
PDI is where you go when you want to sit in your car for at LEAST 45 minutes and consume over 2000 calories in one sitting. Most of us never go there due to long ass wait (and mediocre burgers) -Laurel local
Any insider details about Tess that haven’t been shared to date? The Tubbster sitting in her car for 45 minutes is just fine for her - more time to spend eyefucking herself in the mirrors and Instagram. 2,000 calories is just a light snack to her, without tubs of Jeni’s ice cream in a freezer, this will have to do.
 
I keep seeing people making posts about this and I don't understand it. What kind of person do you have to be to get pissed off that someone's tweeting instead of responding to your text? The people who post this "it's okay that they're not responding uwu they just need some downtime" shit aren't much better.
I'm not sure feeding whipped cream to a cat is a good idea.
Just a fanciful idea.... How about helping your mum hanging up the bird feeder, instead of mocking her that she is doing it now after pestering "Poppa" hanging it up?! And nice blasting this and the house of her mum allover the internet.
I'd hate to defend Tess but I think what's happening is her mom wanted to hang the bird feeder up herself despite not being in the best condition which is why Tess calls her hardheaded and bring up Pawpaw, who I assume did the same thing while Tess's mom was the one saying "Don't, you're not in the condition to do things like this."

Filming and posting it was just stupid though but that's never mattered to Tess.
 
I keep seeing people making posts about this and I don't understand it. What kind of person do you have to be to get pissed off that someone's tweeting instead of responding to your text? The people who post this "it's okay that they're not responding uwu they just need some downtime" shit aren't much better.

I'm not sure feeding whipped cream to a cat is a good idea.

I'd hate to defend Tess but I think what's happening is her mom wanted to hang the bird feeder up herself despite not being in the best condition which is why Tess calls her hardheaded and bring up Pawpaw, who I assume did the same thing while Tess's mom was the one saying "Don't, you're not in the condition to do things like this."

Filming and posting it was just stupid though but that's never mattered to Tess.
>Whipped cream for cats
Cats are actually lactose intolerant so it's actually a bad idea to give them diary. As obligate carnivores they can't digest pure sugar either. It's not going to kill the cat but it will give them an upset tummy resulting in vomiting and/or diarrhea.

But y'know, white trash gonna white trash.
 
We really should have kept a running tally of how many BFFs she’s had over the years. Has to be at least 100 of them.
We can even separate them by categories, like so:

Celebs Tess was photographed next to one time and is now her BFF: Lizzo

Black trannies with more clout that Tess posed next to once and is now her BFF: Jabari Jones

Black ladies Tess hired to hang with once and now are her BFFs: those ladies at that seafood place that got paid to watch Tess's "anorexic" ass hoover up half the menu.
 
We can even separate them by categories, like so:

Celebs Tess was photographed next to one time and is now her BFF: Lizzo

Black trannies with more clout that Tess posed next to once and is now her BFF: Jabari Jones

Black ladies Tess hired to hang with once and now are her BFFs: those ladies at that seafood place that got paid to watch Tess's "anorexic" ass hoover up half the menu.
Gay folks of varying genders for her own queer clout and more importantly her hair. Tho it seems this category pretty much dried up.
 
She posted/reshared this to her stories today:
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She posted/reshared this to her stories today:
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Like she needs an excuse to be a hoe on the streets, that’s a Tuesday for her.
The dive bars of Mississippi had better get ready with extra wide industrial barstools because that narcissistic injury is going to need some dick shaped validation.
 
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