Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Throwing Romans]

Yeah but babies drool a lot on their own and if you're the average medieval farmer/farmwife you've got enough shit to do that you don't have time to monitor infant facial expressions.
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It's still be pretty obvious when the baby couldn't breastfeed really at all

 

[artilleryfroth]

It's still be pretty obvious when the baby couldn't breastfeed really at all

Absolutely. It would be obvious before that anyway, to anyone who had ever previously had a baby, met a baby, or seen a baby on TV. They don’t lie around with their mouths slackly open, even as newborns. They have a suckling instinct, that’s why pacifiers and thumb-sucking are common things between feeds. Russ would have been identifiable as a potential shredder from Day 1.

 

[AbraCadaver]

Russ would be unable to latch onto a breast and thus feed as a baby, and medieval mums weren’t exactly running out to Ye Olde Tesco for formula. Russ would have died of starvation as an infant.

 

[AnOminous]

From what legal Kiwis have said here and in other threads for litigious cows previously, it seems to be uncommon for perjury committed in court filings to actually be prosecuted. If you provably lie to the FBI, sure, you'll get smacked down hard, but apparently not if you make up a bunch of shit in your frivolous lawsuits.

Legal filings, as distinguished from testimony, generally isn't submitted under penalty of perjury. Generally, if it doesn't say some equivalent of "under penalty of perjury," it isn't. It can still be fraud on the court or some other civil or criminal wrong, though.

In some courts it's required that an original complaint be "verified," i.e. that the factual allegations contained therein be treated as if under oath. Sometimes, but not usually, the plaintiff's counsel also bears this responsibility, to the extent that counsel is representing he has done more than merely repeat the plaintiff's allegations but has also verified them to some extent.

A much weaker form of this is stating that factual allegations in the complaint are true upon "information and belief," generally indicating second-hand allegations from the plaintiff. Counsel is merely affirming that he has no reason to believe they're false, not that he's done anything to investigate them. This is not under penalty of perjury.

That doesn't mean false statements like this or forged documents aren't illegal. They're just covered by things like Rule 11, the criminal law against forgery, malicious prosecution, abuse of process, fraud on the court and other laws, rules, regulations and legal doctrines.

The terminally woke are, tbf, usually above the first levels of morality. They act on behalf of others or as a group, not as an entirely self-absorbed single individual, and they decry authority figures, demanding police be defunded, saying that just because something is law, doesn’t make it right.

This is actually true, but is always used in a self-serving, disingenuous manner by the woke. They'll scream defund the police and then immediately call the police if "misgendered" or someone otherwise hurts their feelings.

Their distaste for authority and the government is entirely dependent on whether it is serving them or others.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I had no idea that Nevada was illegal.

Keep it to yourself, but I've got 20 kilos of pure, uncut Nevada in my inventory, let's make a deal.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Yeah, they never put real photos on those sites. Their actual "staff" changes regularly (because it's almost always a trafficking front), so it'd be a nuisance to have to continually keep the site updated with current photos. Not to mention it wouldn't be very smart to post high-quality photos of their trafficking victims on a publicly-accessible site to make it easier for the feds to spot them in person during a raid.

And more superficially, the women they've manipulated into working at these places tend not to be as attractive as the models shown in those photos.

Some of the more upscale places that don't use trafficked women do post real pictures of the ladies working at the establishment, but these women tend to not be Asian and what most men would consider conventionally attractive. I can see Russ going to a seedy massage parlor and threatening to sue because the girls aren't 9 or 10s. That's fraud!

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Some of the more upscale places that don't use trafficked women do post real pictures of the ladies working at the establishment, but these women tend to not be Asian and what most men would consider conventionally attractive. I can see Russ going to a seedy massage parlor and threatening to sue because the girls aren't 9 or 10s. That's fraud!

The Bunny ranch and associated Hof ranches do seem to use real photos of the women up for rent. However, the photos are massively facetuned. That one who Russell wanted to bang because she was the closest possible match to Katy Perry was pretty obviously a butterface, they had just fixed up her photos nicely.

 

[Windex]

I thought I'd check Google for any updates on the PAC. Bingo.

It's the official Russell Greer Telethon kickoff. Callers from around the world will come together to support the dream of one man: to get him his penis sucked.
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Virtual phone banking uses call center software, and it’s not cheap. There’s various options like auto dialer, power dialer, patch through dial, text broadcasts, opt-in messages, etc. and you pay per minute and per text, although I’m sure unlimited plans exist.

Of course, that doesn’t even factor the cost of obtaining the phone list he will provide volunteers. If he bought a list, it would possibly be voters more attuned to his plight or donating in general - hell, even answering the phone - but that could be pricy.

I expect he just went to the election bureau and got the voter reg list for free, or some website that offers it.

When dudeunderestimatedcool realizes he grossly overestimated the number of calls/number of donations/amount per donation, he’s going to chimp out.

 

[artilleryfroth]

He has always thought he was super special, for example his email identifying as @justsomedude or whatever. He saw that as himself being modest. Obviously he’s not “just some dude”.

 

[DrJonesHat]

When dudeunderestimatedcool realizes he grossly overestimated the number of calls/number of donations/amount per donation, he’s going to chimp out.

And then he'll sue everyone in the state of Nevada for discriminating him and not donating, even though he made an effort!

 

[Rustled Jimmies]

I thought I'd check Google for any updates on the PAC. Bingo.

It's the official Russell Greer Telethon kickoff. Callers from around the world will come together to support the dream of one man: to get him his penis sucked.
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The absolutely ego of this man. He created a whole event on a website for what will likely just be him making calls from his Verizon cell phone (till he is out of minutes) to random salons and restaurants in Vegas asking them to give him money to make whores cheap and pussy aplenty.

Godspeed you magnificent mongoloid

 

[Kumquat]

Virtual phone banking uses call center software, and it’s not cheap. There’s various options like auto dialer, power dialer, patch through dial, text broadcasts, opt-in messages, etc. and you pay per minute and per text, although I’m sure unlimited plans exist.

Of course, that doesn’t even factor the cost of obtaining the phone list he will provide volunteers. If he bought a list, it would possibly be voters more attuned to his plight or donating in general - hell, even answering the phone - but that could be pricy.

I expect he just went to the election bureau and got the voter reg list for free, or some website that offers it.

When dudeunderestimatedcool realizes he grossly overestimated the number of calls/number of donations/amount per donation, he’s going to chimp out.

Russell will never get any donations because he won't make the calls himself, and nobody is ever going to take his "internship" position. He has just enough self-awareness to realize it's difficult for other people to understand him. It's already difficult to understand people on the phone, Russell would be totally unintelligible.

"Ekschoosh me, uld yew kleesh konshider dunaing tu aking pooshtitushin leghul ii iishada?"
other person hangs up.

This is why he's trying to "hire" someone to do it for him. Since there's virtually no chance in hell that'll ever happen, he's not going to raise a single penny for his PAC. That's when he'll chimp out.

 

[The Whore of Babylon]

as a small diversion, I think I found an alternate universe version of greer where he's not a greasy sex pest:

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

Yeah but babies drool a lot on their own and if you're the average medieval farmer/farmwife you've got enough shit to do that you don't have time to monitor infant facial expressions.

Anyways, what @GargoyleGorl said gave me a thought about how often Russ seems specifically jealous of kids, including and especially sick kids. You have him getting jealous of the bombing victims, getting jealous of the girls with their STUPID PAPER CRANES FOR TAYLOR'S FAT, PIG FACED MOM THAT AREN'T AS GOOD AN EFFORT AS A SONG, then his long rant in response to the girl who had all of those horrible burns all over her body.

I've seen him devote way more time an energy to kids who get pop star attention than any of the actual boyfriends of these pop stars. At most he got angry about Joe Alwyn, and even then he mostly ranted about Swift being shallow. But he brought up the paper crane thing constantly and the story about the burn girl getting a visit from Swift prompted a long ass rant about "the Hell he has been through." Kids seem to really be a berserk button for him.

I am trying to figure out why. But I can tell you that if Russ HAD somehow managed to get himself a young wife and family, he'd definitely be the type of shithead to be jealous of his own kids.

Probably because he was in the hospital a lot as a kid and doesn't feel the world made a big enough fuss over him. Sure, Taylor Swift was only four years old herself at the time he had his surgery, but that's really no excuse for her not to fly out and visit him. Plus, his surgery was a massive failure, even though those stupid doctors were "confident" they could fix him, so he deserves some extra hugs from the female celebrity of his choice. Doesn't matter that he was too sheltered/self-absorbed to have a celebrity crush as a child, someone should have just volunteered.

Those lousy Make-a-Wish kids got all the good stuff, even though they didn't have to live with a deformed face like Russ did. Bastards.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Legality does not equal morality.

Yeah but you'd be surprised what people think is okay to do just because there's no law against it.

This is actually true, but is always used in a self-serving, disingenuous manner by the woke. They'll scream defund the police and then immediately call the police if "misgendered" or someone otherwise hurts their feelings.

Their distaste for authority and the government is entirely dependent on whether it is serving them or others.

I've always found that part ironic. They hate the cops because they're all racist fuckheads who want to beat up black folk but they're the first to run to them when somebody calls an obvious troon "sir" instead of "ma'am".

 

[break these cuffs]

as a small diversion, I think I found an alternate universe version of greer where he's not a greasy sex pest:

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And then Julia Roberts stood up and clapped.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Russell will never get any donations because he won't make the calls himself, and nobody is ever going to take his "internship" position. He has just enough self-awareness to realize it's difficult for other people to understand him. It's already difficult to understand people on the phone, Russell would be totally unintelligible.

"Ekschoosh me, uld yew kleesh konshider dunaing tu aking pooshtitushin leghul ii iishada?"
other person hangs up.

This is why he's trying to "hire" someone to do it for him. Since there's virtually no chance in hell that'll ever happen, he's not going to raise a single penny for his PAC. That's when he'll chimp out.

Well that and he probably wants an intern to try and fuck.

 

[BluntyBitch]

I've always said that Russ was just "born bad" and he's just naturally defective, with nothing short of extreme negative training (pain) that could have improved his behavior. What you've outlined is strong evidence that Russ was just born broken and will likely never improve.

Russell wasn't spanked enuf. His parents are prolly pushovers. I haven't known Mormons to be big into therapy (unless required by cps but that's another story, and then they comply and do everything right to get cps out of their home and lives).

Probably because he was in the hospital a lot as a kid and doesn't feel the world made a big enough fuss over him.

Those lousy Make-a-Wish kids got all the good stuff, even though they didn't have to live with a deformed face like Russ did. Bastards.

Russell is prolly anti-natalist and even if he could get a woman to fuck him (that isn't a sex worker) he prolly wouldn't want kids. Heaven forbid his theoretical moebus kid actually gets a successful surgery. Russell is too selfish for kids, it would take away time for any hypothetical wife/baby mama to suck him his penis.

Thank whatever Mormon gods exist that Russell prolly can't / won't own guns, and due to not being able to turn his head he'd never be able to pull off a Sandy hook arc , but at a children's hospital

(I'll take my moons and barbels now)

 

[StinkySnack]

due to not being able to turn his head

What are you talking about?

 

[BluntyBitch]

Russell will never get any donations because he won't make the calls himself, and nobody is ever going to take his "internship" position. He has just enough self-awareness to realize it's difficult for other people to understand him. It's already difficult to understand people on the phone, Russell would be totally unintelligible.

"Ekschoosh me, uld yew kleesh konshider dunaing tu aking pooshtitushin leghul ii iishada?"
other person hangs up.

This is why he's trying to "hire" someone to do it for him. Since there's virtually no chance in hell that'll ever happen, he's not going to raise a single penny for his PAC. That's when he'll chimp out.

If he didn't have tarded fingers he could do a computer generated voicevia typing, or shit even have preset sentences and he just clicks a mouse to select.

But we know that's too much work for Russ, and also, His Plights , he shouldn't have to!

Fun fact Russtee: my bff came back from Afghan with a tbi. She wears earplugs and shades. "The world will not adjust to me, so I will adjust to the world." At most she asks people to repeat things or look At her when talking so she can hear better and read faces with language better.

The world will not adjust to you Russ. But telling you to suck it up clearly won't go anywhere, because you're a baby that wants to be catered to all the time, for everything, no matter what it is, because you're a baby.

I grin at the fact he can't suckle a delicious nipple

What are you talking about?

He can't turn his head because of moebus it's like fused and that's why he can't drive because he can't turn his head to see blind spots. He has to turn his whole upper body to look another direction is what I'm saying.

So he wouldn't see anyone trying to take him out