Skitzocow Kindness / Alyssa Jo Frauens / @KindKinkster / AJ Frauens / Stella Lawrence / Zion Stellar and Paul Mendoza / Bonnie Nelson / @BonnieMakes - LF BPD munchie furry dogsitter to pee in bathtub and eat all my food, inquire inside, hourly rates

[Kung Pow Cream]

Okay so I actually went through and see how much food she got.

October 29: first food bank. She fills her entire car with food

This was October 29, less than a week ago. This is what she has made in less than a week.

• French toast and strawberries from an entire loaf of brioche
• An entire loaf of rye and some soup.
• Bread from a restaurant and a bag of soup. Some of the bread was given to the rats.
• Thai butter chicken from a bunch of chicken and then stock from the bones
• More bread and a salad
• A gross of eggs (she says it's from two weeks ago but she said she had no food during those two weeks when she could have been eating egg salad, omelets, and pasta instead of starving. )

She has a fridge full of food . She could feed herself for weeks. What a leech.

November 3: back to to food bank yet again



She then ate:

• A sandwich (Archive)
• Another sandwich (Archive)
• Random high calorie food which included custard (Archive, Archive)
• Pan de muerto (Archive)
• A "fancy sandwich" that is loaded with meat, cheese, and veggies (Archive)
• Microwave sushi (Archive)
• Pasta (Archive)
• cinnamon rolls (Archive)

Also, I can't believe no one posted her disgusting skin holes on this thread to freak everyone so I'm posting it here so people can lose their appetite after clicking this.

Spoiler: A literal infected hole in her skin

"No really it's icky."
Then why are you showing it to the internet you brain rotted woman?

As always she has to be a munchie and underline the idea that her condition is suuuuper special.

It's almost as if you were picking at your skin while fully on amphetamines

Here's a fun post

We're too exceptional to be bored with a few days of nothing. You're too entertaining to become bored of. The only way you're getting out of this is if you become normal.

 

[lightswitchdoll]

I'm enjoying this new arc. I'm getting vibes like if Julie Terryberry trooned out instead of hanging herself and went for a Luna Slater entitled junkie lifestyle. But with extra dogs and alpacas.

So much mental illness, it's amazing.

Here's a fun post

We're too exceptional to be bored with a few days of nothing. You're too entertaining to become bored of. The only way you're getting out of this is if you become normal.

Oh cool, you're tweeting from a different house. How ever will your online-only stalkers track you down now? Fucking genius.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

I doubt anyone has tried finding her. Besides maybe some really hard up guys willing to fuck anything.

 

[lightswitchdoll]

I doubt anyone has tried finding her. Besides maybe some really hard up guys willing to fuck anything.

No one's looking for her at all but she won't get as much money grifting just from being a victim of getting laughed at on the internet.

I guess she could believe she's being stalked in the same way that she believes she's a bird robot baby or that people want to see her body or that seizure is spelled 'siezure' but that doesn't actually change anything in reality.

 

[break these cuffs]

Posting video of you talking about your yeast infection and then pissing in the tub to try and sell it as porn... IN SOMEONE ELSE'S HOME.

These are also the kinds of people handling the food you're going to eat when you order Uber Eats, etc.

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

You guys are as insane as this bitch if you think she's telling the truth about being a stripper. As for the dog sitting mushroom adventure, wow. What an abuse of trust

 

[Pizdec]

Here's a fun post

"Here's hoping they move on" you dumb bitch, if you wanted us to move on you shouldn't be posting to Twitter about how you're fucked up on shrooms with Bonnie while babysitting dogs!

 

[Hypnomouse]

She then ate:

• A sandwich (Archive)
• Another sandwich (Archive)
• Random high calorie food which included custard (Archive, Archive)
• Pan de muerto (Archive)
• A "fancy sandwich" that is loaded with meat, cheese, and veggies (Archive)
• Microwave sushi (Archive)
• Pasta (Archive)
• cinnamon rolls (Archive)

Almost as a psychopath, mocking everyone at their faces.

 

[retard strength]

Well in case anyone still had any lingering doubts about what went down at the tranch on alyssas first visit, I think this settles it. Eating their shit, pissing in their baths...shoving her disgusting yeast vag in everyone’s face (mostly Sky’s probably lol). All the while Bonnie sits there reveling and basking in her feminine aura.

This is a very good point, Alyssa unhinged herself this quickly at the home of a client! I can't even imagine how bad she was at the Tranch, we have only gotten bits and pieces over what happened.

And while it is funny and they deserve it, I can see why Penny cut her off from there immediately (resulting in three gorillion seizures).

 

[Trout P]

Once again I wonder how that supplemental income from sex work will pan out considering she's more hairy than sasquatch and as ghoulish as a wendigo.

 

[lamp shade]

Okay so I actually went through and see how much food she got.

October 29: first food bank. She fills her entire car with food
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November 3: back to to food bank yet again
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She then ate:

• A sandwich (Archive)
• Another sandwich (Archive)
• Random high calorie food which included custard (Archive, Archive)
• Pan de muerto (Archive)
• A "fancy sandwich" that is loaded with meat, cheese, and veggies (Archive)
• Microwave sushi (Archive)
• Pasta (Archive)
• cinnamon rolls (Archive)

Also, I can't believe no one posted her disgusting skin holes on this thread to freak everyone so I'm posting it here so people can lose their appetite after clicking this.

Spoiler: A literal infected hole in her skin

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"No really it's icky."
Then why are you showing it to the internet you brain rotted woman?

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As always she has to be a munchie and underline the idea that her condition is suuuuper special.
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It's almost as if you were picking at your skin while fully on amphetamines

Here's a fun post
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We're too exceptional to be bored with a few days of nothing. You're too entertaining to become bored of. The only way you're getting out of this is if you become normal.

I thought she was happy because we supposedly haven’t doxed her current address? Now her home is unsafe? Sounds like she’s gearing up to shove her way back on the tranch. The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch Defense Squad will protect her while she pisses in and farts up their bathtub.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Once again I wonder how that supplemental income from sex work will pan out considering she's more hairy than sasquatch and as ghoulish as a wendigo.

Hairy is fine and a niche now. If Alyssa cleaned up and didn't look sickly and diseased, she'd have the body to do pretty well, I'd think.

 

[Miss Misery]

That looks like the kind of abscess prison junkies get from skin popping.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

If someone wanted to honeytrap her, all they'd have to do is hire her for dogsitting.

Maybe the house she's in belongs to a Farmer. I bet she never thought of that.

 

[Jump]

Or just look at Alyssa's shaved head,

Keep in mind she just used her house sitting client's electric sheers to do that.

Rate me MATI but I hope she gets reported to rover and all those other apps. I'm bothered

Reading up on rover.com it seems they are a really shitty techbro company. People who have killed their clients dogs dont even get delisted. They also don't seem to post negative reviews at all. I can't imagine no one hasn't reported her thefts or other antics yet. Rover.com just doesn't care. Just look at all their ratings. Everyone is 5star double plus good.

The Wag app is kinda a pain to browse the people. Its really more geared to just selecting them for you.

 

[Oxyjen]

Kung Pow Cream said:
She then ate:

• A sandwich (Archive)
• Another sandwich (Archive)
• Random high calorie food which included custard (Archive, Archive)
• Pan de muerto (Archive)
• A "fancy sandwich" that is loaded with meat, cheese, and veggies (Archive)
• Microwave sushi (Archive)
• Pasta (Archive)
• cinnamon rolls (Archive)

She was a very hungry caterpillar.

 

[Squirrel Nutkin]

Give me the clocks, but I just can't let go of the roast thing.
Never have I ever had anything to do with a food bank (and over the years I have had a LOT to do with them) that handed out anything for meat besides,.. hot dogs, or "chubs" of ground turkey, or canned tuna, or in really fancy cases frozen post dated chicken parts. The USDA boxes that go out all over the country as part of pandemic relief food don't have meat at all. Something doesn't add up here

 

[one_time_user]

Agreed. At most, this time of year it's a turkey. I bet one of her dog clients has a big freezer and they picked through it.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Agreed. At most, this time of year it's a turkey. I bet one of her dog clients has a big freezer and they picked through it.

Or it is one of her dog clients, and the naked house-enjoying is the beginning of a Starkweather/Fugate arc.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

She was a very hungry caterpillar.

But caterpillars are kind of dopey and cute and they eventually transform into butterflies that make people happy.

On the other hand it looks like the only thing Alyssa is going to transform into is a corpse.