🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Paddy O' Furniture]

Ralph sperging out because PodAwful mocked his height for this pic
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You mean the guy that drove to your house and put a sticker on your mailbox just to fuck with you, is fucking with you? Why is this oven burner so hot when I lean on it?

"Fucking with" is even a stretch.

 

[412-L]

Whoever the guy on the left is, his fly is down. I can only assume that he is a homeless man and that the picture was taken after Ralph sucked him off. Or gave him a guntjob with that bifurcated gunt.

 

[GayestFurryTrash]

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The purse really does make him look like a faggot. If he'd bought himself a nice camera bag it'd be alright and would look practical but goddamn that fucking purse is just too gay, also what the fuck does a man need a purse for?

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

lol Ralph looks so fucking ridiculous in that photo. The sunglasses are too small for his giant fat head, he's got a lightweight Ralph Lauren jacket with his ripoff manpurse but is wearing Timberlands.
And my God, look how skinny his legs are compared to his obese upper body. No wonder he can barely walk a block without getting winded.

I think Ralph lost some weight, but since he eats like shit, drinks and sits on his ass all day all that happened was his leg wasted away since they get no use. So now he’s as fat as ever up top, but has withered chicken legs and his double chin has turned into a turkey neck.

Even if Ralph would lose weight he would require skin removal surgery like those 600 lb life fatties to look like a normal human. He will just look like the Michlien Man with low air pressure if he loses 100 lbs.

He will always have a low hanging Gunt and saggy bitch tits even if he gets down to 160 lbs. unless he pays some surgeon $50k to cut off all the excess skin. He will forever be the fat kid wearing a t-shirt at the pool.

Ralph has been super morbidly obese the majority of his life, he’s fucked for good.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

I think Ralph just wanted to confirm we got Harry’s dox correct. Can’t mistake that 90’s soft contemporary railing! Let’s hope all the beer bottle and Sopranos decor was still up to make Ralph feel cozy.

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That’s actually a fairly nice house, somewhat dated but I really like the stone fireplace. It beats the Crack shacks in Richmond

 

[TheFieldisNicelySeasoned]

Gunt vs Commentary fags who talk about Jake Paul's farts

Ralph vs Fagmenco

I thought you said he was a faggot and you never liked him though

I wonder if Ralph goes after Fagmenco because he thinks he's an easy target or the fact that he lives rent-free in Ralph's head. Perhaps both.

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[ddlloo]

Gunt going after Flamenco actually annoys me more than most of his other grudges. Flamenco is a boring autist, but he's harmless and legitimately tried to help Ralph during his lowest on stream moment. But Ralph's such a stubborn wetbrained cunt that he took everything the wrong way and held onto what seems like a pretty one sided grudge.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Whoever the guy on the left is, his fly is down. I can only assume that he is a homeless man and that the picture was taken after Ralph sucked him off. Or gave him a guntjob with that bifurcated gunt.

Over eleventy billion hours in paint

 

[Nod Flenders]

Gunt going after Flamenco actually annoys me more than most of his other grudges. Flamenco is a boring autist, but he's harmless and legitimately tried to help Ralph during his lowest on stream moment. But Ralph's such a stubborn wetbrained cunt that he took everything the wrong way and held onto what seems like a pretty one sided grudge.

The Gunt will hold a grudge over the pettiest of things.

 

[Ethan Ralph is 5'1" 🖕💋]

Gunt vs Commentary fags who talk about Jake Paul's farts
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Ralph vs Fagmenco
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I thought you said he was a faggot and you never liked him though

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I wonder if Ralph goes after Fagmenco because he thinks he's an easy target or the fact that he lives rent-free in Ralph's head. Perhaps both.

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PinkFlamenco trying to apologize for using the word "gay" is gay as fuck though.
Imagine wanting to make it big on youtube.

 

[a1catering]

Gunt spergout

 

[MeltyTW]

Gunt spergout
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you begged her publicly to clip it pig lol, also cope, not everyone falls off donga style with embarrassing revenge porn stunts that instantly removed three fourths of your audience and eceleb friends, most people have fairly drama free yt careers and no "snaking" for not supporting your obvious cope isnt an indications theyre prone to self ruining drama, it just means you are pig.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

He will always have a low hanging Gunt and saggy bitch tits even if he gets down to 160 lbs. unless he pays some surgeon $50k to cut off all the excess skin.

If he wasn’t such a wet brain alcoholic, he’d save his money to get an abdominoplasty (gunt removal) and gynecomastia (moobs reduction). He could get both for around $20k, less if he went to a cheap surgeon who operates without anesthesia (the most expensive part of any surgery is the anesthetist, so some surgeons just give a twilight anesthesia and hope the patient doesn’t wake up mid-surgery). If he had extra, lipo of his flanks and arms would be helpful, as would neck lipo and lift. Ethan could transform his body for less than $30k but he’d rather blow it on bad bets and purses.

 

[The Big Dream]

Ralph sperging out because PodAwful mocked his height for this pic
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How is this body shape physically possible? He has thinner legs than I do! Maybe he really was 5'10 once upon a time and his body has shriveled from abuse.

 

[RollerGator]

If he wasn’t such a wet brain alcoholic, he’d save his money to get an abdominoplasty (gunt removal) and gynecomastia (moobs reduction). He could get both for around $20k, less if he went to a cheap surgeon who operates without anesthesia (the most expensive part of any surgery is the anesthetist, so some surgeons just give a twilight anesthesia and hope the patient doesn’t wake up mid-surgery). If he had extra, lipo of his flanks and arms would be helpful, as would neck lipo and lift. Ethan could transform his body for less than $30k but he’d rather blow it on bad bets and purses.

His giant head would look even weirder on a less fat torso

 

[a1catering]

Gunt spergout
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Ralph responds by posting Augie's number on telegram:

 

[ddlloo]

Gunt spergout
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Never believe Ralph's lies when he says he plays up a lot of this shit for the show etc. He's just an angry cunt who is going to push himself into an early grave one way or another.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

His giant head would look even weirder on a less fat torso

Better that than having a stomach with literal ass cheeks. That hanging apron of fat probably has constant yeast infections in the fold and stinks to high heaven. All the alcohol and other sugar he consumes just makes that shit flare indefinitely. He’s definitely smothering that pannus in diaper rash cream every day.

 

[gaystoner]

i know theres a telegram thread but this seems relevant here

 

[RollerGator]

Better that than having a stomach with literal ass cheeks. That hanging apron of fat probably has constant yeast infections in the fold and stinks to high heaven. All the alcohol and other sugar he consumes just makes that shit flare indefinitely. He’s definitely smothering that pannus in diaper rash cream every day.

*slaps gunt
Imagine how many trash burgers you can stash under those gunt flaps for later though!