🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Fannyscum]

Ralph responds by posting Augie's number on telegram:
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[John Andrews Stan]

I can’t wait for Gunt to lose his most valuable asset (his Twitter check mark) for the doxing and other shenanigans he’s gleefully pulling on Telegram. Twitter admins don’t love right-wing white dudes at the best of times, and Ralph is so obnoxious they’d delight in revoking his verification. I know I would.

 

[HackerX]

The Gunt will hold a grudge over the pettiest of things.

Because they are all snakes and sworn blood enemies!!

 

[Keranu]

I just want to remind everyone that Ralph is up past midnight at the Morris family horse stable while engaging in online spergery. Even after he said he would go to bed like two hours ago.

 

[Roman Gunt Guard]

Ralph is like Sargon LMAOOO!!!

Ralph is having a go with Nora's sister.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

Jesus christ Ralph, you're that desperate for a win? She didn't admit anything, you just decided she did. Did you forget what an opinion is?

Shameful dispray.

 

[Operator of the Wired]

Ralph responds by posting Augie's number on telegram:
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What a retard, risking his relationship with Nick and his spot on Cozy TV by doxing a fellow streamer.

 

[4str4staleatherbelt]

POV you're a kidnapped 8 year old who's been drugged and start waking up

 

[Not Even Twice]

Gunt spergout
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I love how cartoonish this guy is. I've tried explaining Ethan Ralph to my wife, but she refuses to believe he is an actual person and thinks I'm falling for some internet fake-persona.
That's how unreal Ralph is, nobody who hasn't seen just how stupid and pathetic every second of his existence is, thinks it all has to be a play.

Please live for at least 10 more years Ralph, you're my favourite failure.

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

POV you're a kidnapped 8 year old who's been drugged and start waking up
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I'd just pray the fat one ate me before the horse rapes me.

 

[Zeva_Adom]

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This one simple trick? Actually getting both doses and a vaccine passport, while simultaneously lying to your followers. His wording makes it sound like he's dropping to his knees and blowing the doorman, though (or May is).

Ralph is using his pregnant girlfriend to suck bouncers off.
Fucking disgusting.
Ralph Sandra and Ronnie would be so embarrassed, you are the worst trash there is.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

You’d think the Gunt would be doing his best not to alienate and piss off the few remaining people who don’t utterly despise him.

Ralph has no IRL friends and the number of online contacts who don’t hate, ignore or avoid him is rapidly plummeting towards zero.

Do you think his attitude will help him make some frens in jail next year?

 

[Ethan Ralph is 5'1" 🖕💋]

How is this body shape physically possible? He has thinner legs than I do! Maybe he really was 5'10 once upon a time and his body has shriveled from abuse.

Don't think I have this picture unedited, but his skinny weak legs look even worse in this one.
Look at the way the pants bag up at his thigh to the left. Baby Xander probably has more muscle on his little legs.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Ralph sperging out because PodAwful mocked his height for this pic
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Why is Ralph getting pictured with homeless people now?

Also, lol the guy left his fucking fly's open.

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

Why is Ralph getting pictured with homeless people now?

Also, lol the guy left his fucking fly's open.
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Is that dark spot on the sidewalk where the homeless guy was pissing before his picture with Chicken Legs Ralph?

 

[SPERGSTROM]

Spending your first thanksgiving with a pregnant fiance but instead of spending time with her and the Pantsu family, his trotters are typing away on his phone creating tweets to own the alogs and get many more wins.

Winning at life @theralph totally winning buddy!

 

[Ethan Ralph is 5'1" 🖕💋]

I honestly think Ralph's legs need their own thread. Like the height one.
They're pretty fascinating in the worst way possible.

 

[TheBasedDog]

I honestly think Ralph's legs need their own thread. Like the height one.
They're pretty fascinating in the worst way possible.

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They truly defy physics. How those crippled toothpicks support the weight of his upper body is something scientists will have to study.

 

[Nod Flenders]

They truly defy physics. How those crippled toothpicks support the weight of his upper body is something scientists will have to study.

I have no idea how The Gunt has such skinny legs, but is fat everywhere else. How those legs hold him up, beyond comprehension.

 

[Dick Molesterson]

I honestly think Ralph's legs need their own thread. Like the height one.
They're pretty fascinating in the worst way possible.

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He's got that Pac-Man physique.