DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Just wanted to throw in my two cents with Phil's mom possibly living there. Phil famously didn't let his parents stay with him when they visited him on vacation. Not only that, but during their trip, he made them do all his housework and chores. And then he insisted it was a "gift" for them because they got to drive his BMW while they were picking things up to complete said chores.

There's certainly a world where she would move in with Phil, but I don't think we're in that world. Especially if we're going with the logic that she's been there since he started doing calling Khet mom. If Phil's dad died or they lost the house, both of which would be reported by detractors. I think a death would make Phil take at least some time off to fly down for the funeral, not to mention he'd absolutely use it for sympathy points. He's already shown he's not above using his parents to get pity bucks. Phil's ability to lie/hide stuff is also about on par with OIC's ability to dox. We knew about Leanna leaving him, him flying Khet down with begathon money, getting Jasper etc. In order for the mom theory to work, it implies Phil has been able to keep it secret for months (maybe over a year now?) and not have her make any sort of stream appearance.

I won't deny it's weird (and funny) that Phil slips up and calls Khet mom sometimes. But that's not a smoking gun. There are countless examples of Phil being weird with his speech, to the point it even got him in trouble with Twitch. Despite it basically being his job, Phil is just bad at talking. I think the mom slip up has more to do with their marriage being a sham, where Phil sees Khet more as a caretaker than a partner. True, it didn't happen with Leanna, but I think that's because, even if he was an awful boyfriend and treated her like a maid, there was at least some part of Phil interested in dating Leanna. He brought Khet in to replace Leanna, but I don't think he was interested in recapturing that relationship side of things and instead really wanted a caretaker. Because he has no creativity, he also does all the stuff he used to do with his mom with Khet. Leanna, from what we know, tried to push for more traditional relationship stuff and didn't just LARP as his mom while going shopping. He started taking days off because Leanna insisted they go on dates at least once a week and she'd have friends over and stuff, presumably with the hope of Phil interacting with them and behaving like a normal person.
 
One of his worst takes. Completely wrong and non-sensical. Everyone is stupid except Phil and his wheelchairs. He warps reality in order to support his delusions.
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Dont really like Projared and some of the smahs guys like nairo and zero....
but all of them got uncancelled lmao,,,
I love how he likes to pretend there are no mid size youtube channels....
Only big ones and small ones
 
Phils dad aint dead if he died he would of been begging on stream for airfare n burial expenses for months on end,
Reminds me of that bit in Seinfeld when George tried to get an extra $25 for his (still living) Dad's shirts from that secondhand clothing store guy.

"Alright guys, I'm going to be real honest here, support has been a little weak over the last 2 hours during this chill stream. We barely cracked $200, can we try and get it to $220 before the end of the stream? That was my dad's highest score in bowling."

"That's what my life is worth to my son? An extra $20?"

Fuck you, Phil. If it were anyone else I would be joking but this is 100% something you would do.
 
Hmmmmm

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In many ways Phil IS like George. I think George also had a weird relationship with his dad. Had a hard time keeping a job, and was extremely lazy.
I think George wanted to get laid more though.
 
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Never compare Phil to any tv character because tv characters are designed to be interesting. Phil is a boring, lazy, narcissist piece of shit.

Edit: To be clear, this doesn’t mean the fandom around him isn’t. Phil himself is an awful boring bland mold of a scumbag. However, when you sprinkle on a hint of luck and good fortune, we get transported into this psychedelic universe where lonely retard fanboys send all their disability to him while Phil openly disrespects them and begs for cash.
 
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Got his new wrap ripped, not much to write home about in this one, DSP does some bitching about his slow game progress and literally begs his viewers to become members (again) despite already hitting his members goal for the month, even when you wheelchairs hit the goals he still wants more, though that's pretty common for DSP at this point, lol.
 
The talk of DSPs repressed homosexuality, in my opinion and I would argue, I think Phil needs to experience a BBC shooting an infected load of semen deep inside him so he can finally come to terms with finally having a cock inside his ass, no longer in the closet and finally be the victim he has always wanted/s. Aids or otherwise.

His earlier videos, he "joked" a lot of about having a dick up his ass & love for anime T-girls.
 
Slayer0804
Name: Hafiz San
Age: 24
Sex: Male
Country: Malaysia
Occupation: automotive body shop technician.

Other aliases:

Hafiz-san
Slayer-san08
Berserker.San.08

True and ahnest fan since at least 2013 (age 16)

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(Major Sangie vibes)

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Maybe if you ask a 3rd time he'll listen lol
Pretty sure this is the wrong guy bud, Slayer's already been pretty thoroughly doxed in the Fan General thread and lives in Singapore, not Malaysia. Also he looks nothing like this.

Hint: He's darker skinned, considerably fatter, and looks much more like a perma-virgin. In other words, more in line with what you'd expect.
 
DSP stared the chat real hard during gameplay so he can ...

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EDIT: Why? Because someone said "tipping is not working".

EDIT2: His chair is already squieking hard, in a few weeks we can have Wings kinda montages.
Ive noticed that squeak hauntingly approach Phil as it will come as swift as a LIMB when someone will eventually say you're beginning to sound like Wings due to the chair...

Also Phil: has to keep the begging alive incase even the dentheads forget their master
 
One of his worst takes. Completely wrong and non-sensical. Everyone is stupid except Phil and his wheelchairs. He warps reality in order to support his delusions.
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This is absolute peak lunacy from DSP.

There are actually thousands of mid-sized channels, from all around the globe, who do their own thing, build their own community and even have the ability to do this full time because of Patreon or other methods of crowd funding.

Funny enough, DSP gave us the mocking "full screen cam lean in the mic" to tell us he doesn't watch YouTube, then proceeds to explain (completely wrong) how he thinks YouTube works.

Bozo, you have no clue what you're talking about.

It's baffling to see someone who made over a million dollars on a platform have absolutely no clue how it works, and the community dynamics at play, BUT is as arrogant as if he knows anything relating to what he's explaining.

No, YouTube can't implement gifted memberships overnight. That's not how massive platforms do stuff (it's an incredibly complex system, not the kingofhate.com).

No, there's no massive class divide on YouTube, there are youtubers of every single genre, sub count, nationality, popularity you can think of.

All of these excuses are massive coping segments, trying to justify to himself why his channel is a failure. At this point he has realized that all he has to do is convince himself, and tell the paypigs they'll be with him.
 
Pretty sure this is the wrong guy bud, Slayer's already been pretty thoroughly doxed in the Fan General thread and lives in Singapore, not Malaysia. Also he looks nothing like this.

Hint: He's darker skinned, considerably fatter, and looks much more like a perma-virgin. In other words, more in line with what you'd expect.
Damn, looks like you're right. That's fucking hilarious. I parsed through 50+ Facebook accounts with the name "Hafiz San" that lived in Malaysia after determining that one of the streams he uploaded on his channel was posted at 11:00 PM Malaysia time, which is the time he indicated he was signing off. The only one that had a bunch of anime crap and looked like the dude could be under 30, with <50 friends was that guy. I wonder how @actually was able to get his real name.
 
Damn, looks like you're right. That's fucking hilarious. I parsed through 50+ Facebook accounts with the name "Hafiz San" that lived in Malaysia after determining that one of the streams he uploaded on his channel was posted at 11:00 PM Malaysia time, which is the time he indicated he was signing off. The only one that had a bunch of anime crap and looked like the dude could be under 30, with <50 friends was that guy. I wonder how @actually was able to get his real name.
His Twitter handle is, if I remember correctly, his real name. Not the display name, but the "@"
 
DSP stared the chat real hard during gameplay so he can ...

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EDIT: Why? Because someone said "tipping is not working".

EDIT2: His chair is already squieking hard, in a few weeks we can have Wings kinda montages.
Imagine what would happen if tipping really wasn't working. He's so dependant on tips to fuel his addictions that he'd probably have a complete meltdown if he couldn't get them.
 
No, YouTube can't implement gifted memberships overnight. That's not how massive platforms do stuff (it's an incredibly complex system, not the kingofhate.com).

No, there's no massive class divide on YouTube, there are youtubers of every single genre, sub count, nationality, popularity you can think of.

google throw a lot of money at a lot of stupid ideas, and gifted memberships is no different, but one thing that doesn't change is risk management, budgeting, scheduling, testing, and whatever other responsibilities cause stakeholders

dave really thinks there's some money goblin at youtube who just say yes or no and they take 30% of everyone's superchats and ad revenue

there have been rants where he says people at youtube are dumb cause they can't sell (more) ad space, and that's why his ad revenue drops/fluctuates, for someone with a business degree-he really doesn't know anything about supply and demand, it's kinda weird to see someone LARP as an industry expert but also know absoloutely nothing at the same time
 
How does DSP keep finding these tards that only tip during 1 game? and why do they leave after he is done playing that game?

Papavera($???) with Minecraft, near vanished after DSP stopped playing
ThePastryarchy($993) with Daganronpa, only tips once a while now
Gametrekker($651) with Hades, hasn't been seen since DSP beat the game
Slayer0804($415) with Lost Judgement, DSP still currently playing. Slayer0804 also tipped $118 during DSP's flight sims though...

I think the easy answer is some of these are just aliases, but there is no proof so I'm gonna assume they're actual people. They don't tip anymore, but do they at least chat? Why abandon a streamer you literally just gave hundreds of dollars to, it makes no sense.
 
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