Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[StinkySnack]

He can't turn his head because of moebus it's like fused and that's why he can't drive because he can't turn his head to see blind spots. He has to turn his whole upper body to look another direction is what I'm saying.

..........he can turn his head just fine. He cannot move his EYES. C'mon man. Have you never even watched a video of the dude? He swings his head manically all over the place every time he talks.

 

[Rustled Jimmies]

He can't turn his head because of moebus it's like fused and that's why he can't drive because he can't turn his head to see blind spots. He has to turn his whole upper body to look another direction is what I'm saying.

So he wouldn't see anyone trying to take him out

No he means what the hell are you talking about?

He can move his head fine, the paralyzed nerves in his face prevent him moving his eyes, he needs to turn his entire head to see around him that's the issue.

 

[DrJonesHat]

He can own guns. He pled guilty to a misdemeanor, and Erika wasn't in a relationship with him so it's legal for him to own guns.
For the people still wondering if Russ can drive, I'm trying to find a way to see if he has a Nevada driver's license or a state ID. Not sure if I can, and I'm not going to break the law to find out. Russ isn't THAT funny.

EDIT: According to the Nevada DMV site, you can't get info on another person unless it's for employment verification or insurance purposes. So, I guess we're stuck at speculating unless someone sees him driving or gets a look in his wallet.

 

[Narr Then]

I've found the perfect girl for Russell.

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Whew, legs up to her armpits! Hubba hubba

Real easy to say no woman is complete without heels if you’ve never fucking walked in them.

Think that's the point. Them's lying down shoes.

not a daily requirement for keeping your Vagina Card valid.

Fucking lol, stealing that, cheers

In short, she’s much too good for Russ.

Absolutely agree.

Russell got what he got with Erika because he had a rare experience with someone catching him off guard. In this case, it was both Erika who stood up to him and did not flinch or back down, then with the boyfriend, Chad.

I think what caught him off guard was her actually replying to him in the first place.

Yeah but babies drool a lot on their own and if you're the average medieval farmer/farmwife you've got enough shit to do that you don't have time to monitor infant facial expressions.

Anyways, what @GargoyleGorl said gave me a thought about how often Russ seems specifically jealous of kids, including and especially sick kids.

I am trying to figure out why. But I can tell you that if Russ HAD somehow managed to get himself a young wife and family, he'd definitely be the type of shithead to be jealous of his own kids.

It's still be pretty obvious when the baby couldn't breastfeed really at all

Russ would be unable to latch onto a breast and thus feed as a baby, and medieval mums weren’t exactly running out to Ye Olde Tesco for formula. Russ would have died of starvation as an infant.

And there we have it, the root of all his rage and envy. He couldn't suck on dem tiddies and now all of womankind is gonna pay.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Russell is prolly anti-natalist and even if he could get a woman to fuck him (that isn't a sex worker) he prolly wouldn't want kids. Heaven forbid his theoretical moebus kid actually gets a successful surgery. Russell is too selfish for kids, it would take away time for any hypothetical wife/baby mama to suck him his penis.

Thank whatever Mormon gods exist that Russell prolly can't / won't own guns, and due to not being able to turn his head he'd never be able to pull off a Sandy hook arc , but at a children's hospital

(I'll take my moons and barbels now)

He's not going to shoot up a children's hospital. I can see him potentially holding a woman at gunpoint, but he loves himself too much to go full Supreme Gentleman.

(Also, it's not a barbell, it's Chris-Chan's un-clit).

 

[DrJonesHat]

(Also, it's not a barbell, it's Chris-Chan's un-clit).

Urk. I just threw up a little.

 

[Constellationzero]

No he means what the hell are you talking about?

He can move his head fine, the paralyzed nerves in his face prevent him moving his eyes, he needs to turn his entire head to see around him that's the issue.

He also can't shut his eyes. It's why there's no shine to them and they look flat and corpselike. I'm surprised you don't see streams runneling down his waxy face. He has to be blowing through skids of eyedrops.
Just look at how nasty he makes the front of his shirts with his nasty gaping maw.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I think what caught him off guard was her actually replying to him in the first place.

Yeah, and since he jumps from point A to point Z all the time, he immediately assumed she was going to be his girlfriend, despite her being very clear on the point she just wanted to be friends. What does Russ do? He posts on Facebook that he's in a relationship with a model (she's not a model, AFAWK). But he was also caught off guard when she stood up to him, and told him to fuck off. He's used to being ghosted, but I don't think many of his targets have actually told him to go away. I do think it was a mistake for her bf to get involved, because Russ decided he was in competition with Chad, and escalated briefly before being charged.

 

[AnOminous]

I do think it was a mistake for her bf to get involved, because Russ decided he was in competition with Chad, and escalated briefly before being charged.

It's a great "mistake" though because it got him criminally charged.

 

[Picklechu]

Virtual phone banking uses call center software, and it’s not cheap. There’s various options like auto dialer, power dialer, patch through dial, text broadcasts, opt-in messages, etc. and you pay per minute and per text, although I’m sure unlimited plans exist.

Of course, that doesn’t even factor the cost of obtaining the phone list he will provide volunteers. If he bought a list, it would possibly be voters more attuned to his plight or donating in general - hell, even answering the phone - but that could be pricy.

I expect he just went to the election bureau and got the voter reg list for free, or some website that offers it.

When dudeunderestimatedcool realizes he grossly overestimated the number of calls/number of donations/amount per donation, he’s going to chimp out.

As cheap and stupid as he is, I wouldn't have been surprised if he's just planning to give volunteers (or "volunteers") lists of numbers and telling them to call them on their own from personal numbers. We at least know that he knows about burner number apps, but that still seems like way too much planning for our gimpy-faced retard.

That being said, it looks like Mobilize.us has a free trial account, so he's probably using that. I'm not 100% sure when billing actually kicks in, though; as far as I can tell, it allows him to organize five "events" for free, but limits how many actual signups he can get somehow. (It's a platform that seems to lean quite far to the left, so I have basically zero familiarity with it.)

 

[cuddle striker]

He likely can't purchase a firearm legally, as there's a restraining order against him.

Once that ends, then it depends.
He could always straw purchase, but he's going to need a friend for that.

Spoiler: law link, boring

https://www.leg.state.nv.us/nrs/nrs-033.html#NRS033Sec0305

 

[AnOminous]

He likely can't purchase a firearm legally, as there's a restraining order against him.

I'm not sure about that. For one, the restraining order is from Utah, not Nevada, and for another, electronic harassment isn't a domestic violence crime. I think it would depend on the actual language in the restraining order itself, which we don't know.

 

[The Un-Clit]

If Russ actually worked out (weights, Russ, bulk up, you obvs fail at cardio, since u treat it like some virtue signaling photoshoot from the gym) and had a decent body and posture (I think he could work on that, even chiropractors help with that! His gait is a tard giveaway if u don't see his face)

And he wore a mask and covered his face and appeared shirtless, with an actually funny caption to show he has a sense of humor (whoops NM that would mean laughing at himself), a nice pic and looking happy in some happy looking location (other than the drab dingey places he frequents)(oh and with a good phone camera that isn't all blurry and busted to hell) he mmmaaayyyy actually get a smiley back, or something.

But this would mean he's have to give up his junk food diet and actually, you know, work hard at something. But we know from his rediculous filings that he has absolutely no idea that "working hard" is different than coasting and halfassing everything he does so far, in All of his life. He's def The Best (tm) at that!

The teachers throughout his life (childhoid and adult) passed him so they wouldn't have to deal with him another year.

He was probably the smelly kid no one child or adult wanted to talk to or be near, but then again, he had mommy to do his laundry and make him shower I assume. and actually wash himself in it,not just stand under the water.

Ugh can u imagine his breath, funking up a room, gross.

..........he can turn his head just fine. He cannot move his EYES. C'mon man. Have you never even watched a video of the dude? He swings his head manically all over the place every time he talks.

No shit, eh. If he couldn't move his head he actually WOULD have a disability worth crying over.

 

[cuddle striker]

I'm not sure about that. For one, the restraining order is from Utah, not Nevada, and for another, electronic harassment isn't a domestic violence crime. I think it would depend on the actual language in the restraining order itself, which we don't know.

If it's an order of protection from any state, that law includes it. They wouldn't take guns he already owns, and in Nevada I'm sure you can do a private purchase, but he won't be buying from a store.

 

[AnOminous]

If it's an order of protection from any state, that law includes it. They wouldn't take guns he already owns, and in Nevada I'm sure you can do a private purchase, but he won't be buying from a store.

Did you mean to list this?

NRS 33.0305  If court issues extended order, adverse party is prohibited from subsequently purchasing or otherwise acquiring firearm while extended order is in effect; penalty.

1.  If a court issues an extended order pursuant to NRS 33.030, the adverse party shall not subsequently purchase or otherwise acquire any firearm during the period that the extended order is in effect.

2.  A person who violates the provisions of subsection 1 is guilty of a category B felony and shall be punished by imprisonment in the state prison for a minimum term of not less than 1 year and a maximum term of not more than 6 years, and may be further punished by a fine of not more than $5,000.

(Added to NRS by 2015, 1783)

This is specifically about extended orders and the full title is "Orders for Protection Against Domestic Violence." Electronic harassment isn't a crime of domestic violence, and Erika was not a domestic partner of Russ in any event.

 

[the khat quaffer]

I thought I'd check Google for any updates on the PAC. Bingo.

It's the official Russell Greer Telethon kickoff. Callers from around the world will come together to support the dream of one man: to get him his penis sucked.
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Is he having some kind of fucking telethon fundraiser? Maybe I'll have some kind of giant thermometer as slowly fills up the more support he gets lmao. He should have an auto dialer like on that Simpsons episode. "Greetings Nevada *shlurrp* are you tired of prostitution being unlegal? Would you like a Nevada where people like me can pay your daughter $50 in Chuck E Cheese tokens to suck me my penis? Well now, YOU can make a difference."

If I was 10 -15 years younger* I would "mobilize" the sound boards on Russell. Maybe give him 7 Mile Eddie, Frank Garrett, the Gay Florist, and my personal favorite the Chinaman. The Irate Black Man might give Russell a new trauma lump.

*For the record I'm not remotely even contemplating this. I emphasize 10 years younger because sound board prank calling is a young man's sport. Plus it's gay and unlikely to generate anything funny.

 

[The Dude]

Some of the more upscale places that don't use trafficked women do post real pictures of the ladies working at the establishment, but these women tend to not be Asian and what most men would consider conventionally attractive. I can see Russ going to a seedy massage parlor and threatening to sue because the girls aren't 9 or 10s. That's fraud!

I've found it rather hilarious how Russ deludes himself into thinking brothel workers are "9s and 10s". We've seen quite a few of the girls Russhole has gone to see, and even all made-up in their airbrushed/Photoshopped glamor shots on the brothel websites, most of them were merely average with quite a few being just plain. Women who look like super models typically don't end up as whores since they cam actually get jobs as models or gold-dig off rich men. Maybe it's his ego? Since he delusionally believes he deserves "9s and 10s", but the only women he's ever been able to bed were the average looking where's that he's had to pay to fuck, he twists it all around in his broken brain meat that they're super hot since he'd never stoop to dicking down some average chick? Who knows with Pipsqueak? It would take mental health professionals far more knowledgeable than any of us here to peg down exactly what's going on in his heavily damaged head.

 

[Russketeer]

Private party gun sales ended in NV January 2020. Except for transfers between immediate family members private party sales/transfers now take place at an FFL with the normal background check.

I do believe it is correct because Gourdhead's restraining order does not relate to domestic violence or a domestic relationship it would not affect his ability to obtain a gun.

I just think he never would because he is Russ and guns are scary/bad.

 

[Pip Squeak]

The thought of Russ not being able to turn his head is hilarious. He’d be flopping about like a broken puppet turning this way and that with his arms dangling loosely and his mouth and eyes gaping. Can we make that happen with our gang stalking and magical hacking abilities?

Russ may not have a gun, but he did totally take a photo of a stun gun in his Amazon basket to prove how scared he was.

I’m in the camp of Russ being able to hurt someone, that someone being a woman. The justification has already been there for a long time. Women are wrong for turning him down, society is wrong for not giving him a warm, breathing sex hole.

We know from people who’ve had him in their lives that he has a temper. We’ve seen it in the infamous Erika trial recording.

Given enough time, frustration, opportunity and anger he absolutely would be dangerous. I’d not leave my daughter alone for two minutes with him and I’m sure anyone who reads the thread would say the same about leaving any woman in his company.

So while I laugh at what an absolute twat he is, I’m always aware that it could stop being funny at any moment.

 

[the khat quaffer]

The thought of Russ not being able to turn his head is hilarious. He’d be flopping about like a broken puppet turning this way and that with his arms dangling loosely and his mouth and eyes gaping. Can we make that happen with our gang stalking and magical hacking abilities?

Russ may not have a gun, but he did totally take a photo of a stun gun in his Amazon basket to prove how scared he was.

I’m in the camp of Russ being able to hurt someone, that someone being a woman. The justification has already been there for a long time. Women are wrong for turning him down, society is wrong for not giving him a warm, breathing sex hole.

We know from people who’ve had him in their lives that he has a temper. We’ve seen it in the infamous Erika trial recording.

Given enough time, frustration, opportunity and anger he absolutely would be dangerous. I’d not leave my daughter alone for two minutes with him and I’m sure anyone who reads the thread would say the same about leaving any woman in his company.

So while I laugh at what an absolute twat he is, I’m always aware that it could stop being funny at any moment.

If he chased after a girl with a stun gun, but then tripped and some Looney Tunes slide whistle sound effect played, it'd be funny.