Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Phil Ken Sebben]

It's not a fuckin' beverage, but he's got real into sauce sucking lately.

Mushbrain drinks gravy like a beverage.

 

[Ira the Weatherman]

This is also surprising to me because hes reviewing North Carolina BBQ. The style of BBQ that is famous for its pulled pork the way Texas is with brisket.

Of course theyre going to take pride in serving pork and serve pork products, thats one of the biggest hallmarks of North Carolina Style barbecue.

It's like going to a British fish & chips place and getting mad that they don't serve salmon.

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

It's like going to a British fish & chips place and getting mad that they don't serve salmon.

More like mad the fish & chips place isn’t serving pork. This fat sack of shit is easily the most predictable dumbass I’ve ever come across. And he’s rude as hell.
I really hate this guy

 

[desudesu]

The unnecessary containers that Consoomer Jack talked about ordering finally arrived. The hoard increases.

 

[rubytintedchix]

More like mad the fish & chips place isn’t serving pork. This fat sack of shit is easily the most predictable dumbass I’ve ever come across. And he’s rude as hell.
I really hate this guy

Any other day of the week he’s perfectly happy to eat an entire pork butt’s worth of pulled pork himself in one sitting. But how dare a restaurant serve him pork only, ON HIS BARBEQUE WARS TOUR! This is UNACCEPTABLE.

 

[Ira the Weatherman]

The unnecessary containers that Consoomer Jack talked about ordering finally arrived. The hoard increases.

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I'm making a prediction right now that he won't use the smaller containers to store seasoning, and in the next cooking episode we'll still see him pulling his salt and pepper from the fuckhueg ones instead.

What else is he gonna do with them? A normal person would use them for bulk goods like flour, pasta and oats, but those aren't KETO.

 

[Adamska]

It's very telling that Jack's own mother fed him semi-rotten food "as a joke". No Jack, I think she did that not only due to being a pile of trash, but because she was hoping your gluttony would be culled by repeated bouts of food poisoning.

The unnecessary containers that Consoomer Jack talked about ordering finally arrived. The hoard increases.

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It takes a moron to buy containers like this for anything but baking ingredients. Maybe salt given how often you use them. But his previous containers are good enough.

Jack's the type of goober who doesn't think of drying things out at low heats in an oven if moisture is why he's buying these new magic toys he thinks will improve his cooking.

 

[rubytintedchix]

I'm making a prediction right now that he won't use the smaller containers to store seasoning, and in the next cooking episode we'll still see him pulling his salt and pepper from the fuckhueg ones instead.

What else is he gonna do with them? A normal person would use them for bulk goods like flour, pasta and oats, but those aren't KETO.

He won’t use the smaller containers because his stroked-out sausage fingers won’t be able to fit in them.

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

The unnecessary containers that Consoomer Jack talked about ordering finally arrived. The hoard increases.

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Hold on to your hats. That container set costs $156.89 on Amazon. And they're not even Alexa-enabled!

Oxo POP 12 Piece Set

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

He won’t use the smaller containers because his stroked-out sausage fingers won’t be able to fit in them.

We all know he is probably going to use them as cereal bowls.

 

[Fatty2988]

Hold on to your hats. That container set costs $156.89 on Amazon. And they're not even Alexa-enabled!

Oxo POP 12 Piece Set

I live in a tropical place and bugs get into everything, not going to lie I looked them up because I could use some (mostly for flour, sugar, oats, etc.). But that price tag is insane. They have ones with plastic lids, I have no idea why you would need stainless steel for storage containers.

 

[stets]

Hold on to your hats. That container set costs $156.89 on Amazon. And they're not even Alexa-enabled!

Oxo POP 12 Piece Set

How do they afford this shit with no source of income? Tammy got laid off a year ago, and there’s no way in hell she’s pulling in anything near what she used to make just doing the books part time for some murder church acquaintances. I’m really starting to wonder if their grand strategy is to let the good times roll, run up the credit card debt as high as they can go, and then file for bankruptcy to wipe the slate clean. It’s the type of dumb idea I can see a d-tier bookkeeper with a mail order degree and someone that hasn’t worked in twenty years coming up with.

(This obviously isn’t the best strategy when your background is in accounting and if you ever want to work in that field again. No one that runs a credit check would ever let you get near their books.)

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

How do they afford this shit with no source of income? Tammy got laid off a year ago, and there’s no way in hell she’s pulling in anything near what she used to make just doing the books part time for some murder church acquaintances. I’m really starting to wonder if their grand strategy is to let the good times roll, run up the credit card debt as high as they can go, and then file for bankruptcy to wipe the slate clean. It’s the type of dumb idea I can see a d-tier bookkeeper with a mail order degree and someone that hasn’t worked in twenty years coming up with.

(This obviously isn’t the best strategy when your background is in accounting and if you ever want to work in that field again. No one that runs a credit check would ever let you get near their books.)

Someone previously floated the theory they may also be mooching off Tammy's folks.

 

[AnOminous]

No Jack, I think she did that not only due to being a pile of trash, but because she was hoping your gluttony would be culled by repeated bouts of food poisoning.

Maybe that's what built up his resistance to salmonella.

 

[RainwaterDrop]

The unnecessary containers that Consoomer Jack talked about ordering finally arrived. The hoard increases.

If only he knew how to use any of the spices he's going to cram on those things lol!

More like mad the fish & chips place isn’t serving pork. This fat sack of shit is easily the most predictable dumbass I’ve ever come across. And he’s rude as hell.
I really hate this guy

You know, if Jack was just an uncultured rube who knows jack shit (lol) about cooking he would still be forgivable as long as he was open to learning more. Fuck, if he was a rube and a glutton as is he would still be forgivable if he were nice and polite, he would be the jolly fat guy everyone on the burger place knows. What really sets Jack apart is how entitled and rude he is, if Jack was a cultured guy he would be an entitled snob, as is he is just an entitled slob lol!

He is on one extreme of the scale, an elitist snob is infuriating just as a narcissistic slob is!

Someone previously floated the theory they may also be mooching off Tammy's folks.

Is it that likely? They're probably doing some work on the side, there is no way even the most generous family members would bankroll fatso's travels around the country, if you can afford to travel to Vegas you can afford basic expenses lol!

 

[abobe]

The unnecessary containers that Consoomer Jack talked about ordering finally arrived. The hoard increases.

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Complains about $40 for a record, but pays $150 for the shiny lids on a set he already has.

 

[Adamska]

If only he knew how to use any of the spices he's going to cram on those things lol!


You know, if Jack was just an uncultured rube who knows jack shit (lol) about cooking he would still be forgivable as long as he was open to learning more. Fuck, if he was a rube and a glutton as is he would still be forgivable if he were nice and polite, he would be the jolly fat guy everyone on the burger place knows. What really sets Jack apart is how entitled and rude he is, if Jack was a cultured guy he would be an entitled snob, as is he is just an entitled slob lol!

He is on one extreme of the scale, an elitist snob is infuriating just as a narcissistic slob is!


Is it that likely? They're probably doing some work on the side, there is no way even the most generous family members would bankroll fatso's travels around the country, if you can afford to travel to Vegas you can afford basic expenses lol!

I dunno, maybe Garret, Jack's two brothers Charles and Jim, and the other kin chip in a bit too. If you frame it right, you could have it look like Tammy just can't seem to find a good job due to COVID, so they need some supplements. Garret would do it for his Dad like how he gave the shoes. The two brothers do it out of duty, even though Jack refuses to talk about Jim due to his life choices. Tammy's family does it since while they hate her retarded narcissist husband, she's still their little girl at the end of the day.

 

[Fatty2988]

How do they afford this shit with no source of income? Tammy got laid off a year ago, and there’s no way in hell she’s pulling in anything near what she used to make just doing the books part time for some murder church acquaintances. I’m really starting to wonder if their grand strategy is to let the good times roll, run up the credit card debt as high as they can go, and then file for bankruptcy to wipe the slate clean. It’s the type of dumb idea I can see a d-tier bookkeeper with a mail order degree and someone that hasn’t worked in twenty years coming up with.

(This obviously isn’t the best strategy when your background is in accounting and if you ever want to work in that field again. No one that runs a credit check would ever let you get near their books.)

I never thought of this before but do you think either of them got a PPP loan for their 'businesses?'

 

[rubytintedchix]

How do they afford this shit with no source of income? Tammy got laid off a year ago, and there’s no way in hell she’s pulling in anything near what she used to make just doing the books part time for some murder church acquaintances. I’m really starting to wonder if their grand strategy is to let the good times roll, run up the credit card debt as high as they can go, and then file for bankruptcy to wipe the slate clean. It’s the type of dumb idea I can see a d-tier bookkeeper with a mail order degree and someone that hasn’t worked in twenty years coming up with.

(This obviously isn’t the best strategy when your background is in accounting and if you ever want to work in that field again. No one that runs a credit check would ever let you get near their books.)

Maybe Paul taught her. He filed for bankruptcy at least once.

 

[TurdFondler]

Maybe TamHam opens up new accounts in Jack's name and is just going to let him take the debt to the grave?