Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

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Jack would probably be absolutely miserable at an actual Italian restaurant because the pizze aren't gargantuan undercooked monstrosities laden with toppings, the portion sizes aren't humongous, garlic bread isn't a thing; and to top it all off, the uproarious din of the Italian patrons enjoying themselves would drown out his insipid JOTG commentary.
My personal dream scenario of Jack in an Italian restaurant is he picks some Mob money laundering front in New Jersey to pull his shit and they go Bronx Tale on his ass.
And besides you're supposed to add the sauce to the food, not try it all on it's own. It's going to be overpowering because you're eating such a concentrated amount of it. And just an FYI, NC BBQ is delicious.
I could see someone doing this if they actually knew what a good sauce was and what notes to expect in it and could actually express a coherent opinion about its qualities as a sauce. Jack seems to expect it to be a food group of its own. His only opinion is unintelligible, uninformed grunting.
 
LMFAO, so apparently the context for his 'angyness' was because Big T hates his guts and decided to slather vinegar all over his food. He didn't hold back and threw a tantrum in front of his fucking friends. Hahahah, what a fucking toddler! Also, to Big T, if you're still putting up with this, you deserve all of the misery and embarrassment being with the fat man 24/7 when you have your own freedom and volition to leave this disabled fat fuck.

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Tammy being baste and vinegar-pilled
 
I just wish it had been on camera while he was vapidly boomering. "You know, afternoon is the best time to eat lunch - WAIT TAMMY WHAT THE FU"

She has to get her cruelty derived happiness somewhere, and Jack is finally slipping into a condition where he can't really stop her.

Or she's been biding her time since the "NO BAKIE BACON TAMMY! WE HAVE TO GO BACK!"

I am having actual trouble watching #4. I love seeing Jack unhappy, but it's difficult to watch. Those locals know Jack doesn't belong there.
 
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I don’t remember him saying that he was a DJ maybe I’m loosing my mind.
 
Wrap it up folks, the Carolinas were a failure. The states are to be dismantled and annexed as a suburb of Henderson and all restaurants are now required by law to purchase The Best Sauce in the World.

All use of vinegar-based sauces will be punished by summary execution by the newly appointed Paulitical Commissar.
Why does he hate vinegar sauce so much? I thought he reviewed Texas barbecue once and liked it and that's what we use. Pretty much everywhere but the midwest uses a lighter, vinegar based sauce and you dip it in. The vinegar is supposed to complement the savoriness of the meat, its like how you have fried chicken with pickles, the acidity compliments the fattiness of it, so its not just grease and sugar.
I'm a little surprised he cares that much about beef vs pork. I thought fatty cuts of pork would be his favorite thing ever. He's so gay for microwave bacon but has issues with bbq pork, or a restaurant that exclusively serves pork? No shit a region that specializes in sweeter, fatty meats would use a vinegar sauce.

It's like he just has to find something to be mad about because he legitimately has never felt happiness or joy.
This is also surprising to me because hes reviewing North Carolina BBQ. The style of BBQ that is famous for its pulled pork the way Texas is with brisket.

Of course theyre going to take pride in serving pork and serve pork products, thats one of the biggest hallmarks of North Carolina Style barbecue.

Shazam for the intro:
Backwoods by Instrumental Jazz Music Ambient, Background Instrumental Jazz, Background Jazz Music & Hotel Lobby Jazz Group

Only the 4th stop in, Jack finally decides to Google what Carolina BBQ is. Amazing.
To be fair that does look like shit (and I guess because Jack made the thumbnail). Pulled pork, a slice of I guess Texas toast (I watched and its barbecue slaw but my point stands), and frozen crinkle cut fries that dont even look cooked? Im spoiled that I grew up in the Hill Country, because theres a lot of famous barbecue there.

Who eats french fries with barbecue anyway, it just dawned on me.
That's a perfectly reasonable price point for a vinyl. You can expect to pay even more for a short run pressing from some local/indie band.

Can't speak for anyone else but my favorite vinyls are way more valuable to me than my favorite cooking gadgets.
I was gonna mention that, for a double album, thats 20 dollars a record which is pretty good. Granted its a famous artist and a huge label so they have the means, but most of the records I see are around 20-30 for a single album. Hed bitch like a boomer about the record store day stuff. Rare albums on discogs/ebay can go for over 100 bucks. I mean at that point its collector shit but they do shit like print them on colored vinyl or put stuff on the label on the record so it looks weird while it spins, to entice people.
 
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Tammy should make Jacko take up smoking. It could accelerate the inevitable.

There comes a point where it's hard to feel bad for her because she 100% has the ability to leave this fat sack of shit. Fuck the Church honestly. Being married to Jack is like living with a sentient tumor. You don't put up with a tumor because your Sky Daddy wills it.
 
A new video is also up on Jack’s Jesus channel, in case someone wants to watch a slow-in-the-mind and a truck driver poorly discuss deep existential questions. There’s no way in hell I’m sitting through this though.
No, Jack created evil the day he served up Aunt Myrna's Party Cheese Salad.

LMFAO, so apparently the context for his 'angyness' was because Big T hates his guts and decided to slather vinegar all over his food. He didn't hold back and threw a tantrum in front of his fucking friends. Hahahah, what a fucking toddler! Also, to Big T, if you're still putting up with this, you deserve all of the misery and embarrassment being with the fat man 24/7 when you have your own freedom and volition to leave this disabled fat fuck.

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Well yeah, Jack. You're the guy who mixes Pork N' Beans with mayo and vinegar and calls it a "salad", so I'm sure she thought that vinegar drenched all over your food is something that would suit your palate.
 
There comes a point where it's hard to feel bad for her because she 100% has the ability to leave this fat sack of shit. Fuck the Church honestly. Being married to Jack is like living with a sentient tumor. You don't put up with a tumor because your Sky Daddy wills it.
All she has to do is sit on his one good arm while holding a pillow over his face. Two minutes and it's over.
 
he was a DJ until the early 90s when his station fired him for playing whatever he wanted instead of what he was asked to play. so basically he's been a child his entire life, although he at least had an actual job back then
That station was bigoted, they should have just let him play It's Raining Men non-stop like he wanted.
 
he was a DJ until the early 90s when his station fired him for playing whatever he wanted instead of what he was asked to play. so basically he's been a child his entire life, although he at least had an actual job back then
DJing is a simple job. There’s no way someone can fuck that up…. That takes talent, Jack.
 
Jack angy the BBQ restaurant in the BBQ region he's reviewing that primarily only does pork. Holy shit. Edit: It's actually mind-blowing how much of an uncultured fuck he is in the heart of white bread America. He also does the angy face multiple times this episode. Have fun with this one PCTLMView attachment 2754930
JFC, he really looks like a special needs re.tard. Calling him a downie would be an isnult to downies because most of them are able to get and hold a fucking job and some off them even work in the industry.
I don't even understand what problem this fat worthless fuck has with a BBQ stint primarliy doing pork. Seriously, what a spoiled manchild. Make the world a better place and die already you fat fuck.

A new video is also up on Jack’s Jesus channel, in case someone wants to watch a slow-in-the-mind and a truck driver poorly discuss deep existential questions. There’s no way in hell I’m sitting through this though.
The answer to his question is yes! Yes, God created evil because he created you, Jack. God created people like you, Jack to show us how not to be a hypocritical, gluttonous manchild.
Stand? If anything he's in everyone's way in his scooter. Get real fat boy.

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Guy who literally creates food that looks like explosive diarrhea whines about people who would buy dog shit. Ever considered selling these people your food, Jack? They might like it.
jack also confirms here that his mom did indeed hate him with a passion
Imagine my lack of surprise. At this point the 1 million dollar question is, are there even people who don't hate him?
Jack just needs to admit the strokes have impacted his admittedly limited palate.
That implies that Jack ever had a palate to begin with, which IMHO is highly doubtful.
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I don’t remember him saying that he was a DJ maybe I’m loosing my mind.
IIRC he was some night dj and ofc he forgets to mention that he was fired from this job.
he was a DJ until the early 90s when his station fired him for playing whatever he wanted instead of what he was asked to play. so basically he's been a child his entire life, although he at least had an actual job back then
That's what I'm saying all the time, he was a unlikeable fucktard even before the strokes. All the strokes did was making him look even more prominent like the asshole he always was.
 
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