Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[GoodFattyDeadFatty]

Jacky angy the mean bbq place only has pork. Jacky want beef.

 

[TurdFondler]

I want a coffee table book of food pictures featuring the same meals photographed correctly and the Scalfani way.

He's got bad food pictures down to an exact science

The Scalfani System
busy backgrounds
low angle, distorted depth of field
mandatory flash, colors ruined
harsh shadows
clashing light sources
dirty plates
non food items in shot
food already half eaten, plating ruined

It's like someone came up with a way to make any food look as disgusting as possible, if it was deliberate it would be art.

 

[Bisteca Toblerone]

I want a coffee table book of food pictures featuring the same meals photographed correctly and the Scalfani way.

He's got bad food pictures down to an exact science

The Scalfani System
busy backgrounds
low angle, distorted depth of field
mandatory flash, colors ruined
harsh shadows
clashing light sources
dirty plates
non food items in shot
food already half eaten, plating ruined

It's like someone came up with a way to make any food look as disgusting as possible, if it was deliberate it would be art.

I could see someone like Masaokis or Dinotendies doing something similar. The difference with them is that they're shitposting for comedy when they do it. Hell, Dinotendies is ACTUALLY a successful chef, unlike Fat Jack.

 

[SteveGoatman]

Good Lord, the new video about the pans is almost 4 hours old and has almost 500 views, no likes or dislikes, (probably hidden,) and no comments.

Unless YouTube being a derp on my phone for some reason, those are HORRIBLE metrics, even for a dead(arm) channel.

Youtube now hides dislikes, only the creators can go in and see those numbers. Basically they said it hurts people's feelings to show dislikes (the real answer likely being that big spending corporate advertisers/sponsors/partners got assblasted that their videos were being ripped a new one like/dislike ratio wise). Jack just beat them to the punch in terms of controlling appearances by disabling comments etc so I'm sure he loves this new decision.

 

[Ira the Weatherman]

If you only cook with it, on the other hand, it's not a good sign lol!

Yeah, it's a bad move because:

1. Health concerns. Lard isn't the lipid poison it's often portrayed as, and there are a quite a few 'healthy' oils out there that are as bad for you, but you should still go easy on it and avoid using it as your staple cooking lubricant.
2. Cost and convenience. We're not living in the 1700s, when lard was pretty much the only shelf-stable cooking oil option for the average person. Unless you keep your own pigs, vegetable oils are going to be more readily-available and cheaper. You're going out of your way to buy something that is likely to be unhealthier.

I had a very tiny bit of sympathy for this clown

Most of us did at some point. Either at the start, or it builds on you as you keep seeing how broken his body is. Then Jack does something to remind you of what an incorrigible hunk of shit he is, and that then erodes what little goodwill you may have had left.

Jack’s carbon footprint alone is probably akin to a small country.

He's got the carbon footprint of a fucking Brontosaurus. Similar brain-to-bodysize ratio, too.

 

[Joycondrift]

Jack angy the BBQ restaurant in the BBQ region he's reviewing that primarily only does pork. Holy shit. Edit: It's actually mind-blowing how much of an uncultured fuck he is in the heart of white bread America. He also does the angy face multiple times this episode. Have fun with this one PCTLM

 

[Schmuck of Ages]

I get that Jack hates Carolina BBQ but why was he so mad the hushpuppies didn't have corn kernels in them? You can't taste them anyway.

 

[AnOminous]

The fact that Jack is doing this outside of his website is pretty dumb and going to be difficult to police.

That's probably his point. If you don't do a raffle exactly correctly, you could be violating your state's lottery laws or even committing a crime.

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Jack angy the BBQ restaurant in the BBQ region he's reviewing that primarily only does pork. Holy shit. Edit: It's actually mind-blowing how much of an uncultured fuck he is in the heart of white bread America. He also does the angy face multiple times this episode. Have fun with this one PCTLM

This stupid fucker making his baby tantrum face again. What an ignorant pig. This is like this absolute idiot throwing a tantrum that pizza made the proper way had some char at the bottom, because he has no clue how anything works.

 

[rubytintedchix]

Jack angy the BBQ restaurant in the BBQ region he's reviewing that primarily only does pork. Holy shit. Edit: It's actually mind-blowing how much of an uncultured fuck he is in the heart of white bread America. He also does the angy face multiple times this episode. Have fun with this one PCTLMView attachment 2754930

I believe we said last week on the stream that Carolina BBQ is mainly pork based. Jack ought to know this since he watches our videos long enough to dislike and strike them. He’s such a man toddler.

Also, I bet people think he’s special needs because of the way he reacts when he taste tests the sauce. He did this at least two places. Yes Jack, I know it’s hard to believe that Carolina BBQ sauce is vinegar based, but you know maybe if you did some fucking research before going whole hog (pun intended) you’d know this shit.

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

Jack angy the BBQ restaurant in the BBQ region he's reviewing that primarily only does pork. Holy shit. Edit: It's actually mind-blowing how much of an uncultured fuck he is in the heart of white bread America. He also does the angy face multiple times this episode. Have fun with this one PCTLMView attachment 2754930

Now there is a face God made for the business end of a fucking sledgehammer.

 

[Dave Meltzer]

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for someone else…. I’m surprised

Yeah silly of Tammy to get hung up on the color.

 

[GoodFattyDeadFatty]

I get that Jack hates Carolina BBQ but why was he so mad the hushpuppies didn't have corn kernels in them? You can't taste them anyway.

Maybe he enjoys the sensation of the corn kernels coming out whole in his shit. (sorry)

 

[wdymbro]

Every single video he's bitched about the vinegar based sauces. It was either last video and the one before where he drank some like it was a shot and his deeply closeted gay side came out because he was so flabberghasted and disgusted that it tasted like vinegar. Yet at the end of this one he says he likes vinegar based sauce? Bullshit. He only said that to try and have some sense of superiority for his low review.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Concur. And not only that, but other stores beside Bed Bath and Beyond sell this thing. And probably cheaper.

Power level: I own one and bought it for $34.99 at the in-mall Amazon store.

Tammy is just as dumb as Jack.

It's as stupid as a group of college kids driving for three hours just to go somewhere where the beer is $5 a pitcher. The time, gas and need to sleep it off before heading back means they could have gotten trashed on whatever the college pub was selling for the same price and not have to drive to get there.

Some people just don't understand simple economics.

It's not a ridiculous amount but it isn't tiny either.

According to Mushbrain it's a "tiny amount". Just goes to show how much he normally uses when he cooks.

 

[Aaway]

That's one thing to explain the lack of comments, however, the video only seems to have 1.1k views within a span of 11 hours of it being uploaded.

Either he's too stupid to promote the video and thus the giveaway, or even those that are watching the video for the contest aren't sharing it and possibly disliking it, causing it to not be recommended by YouTube as much.

Again, 1.1k views on an 11 hour old video from a channel as big as Jack's is horrible metrics for him.

cooking with jack is a dead channel. simple as that. he has close to half a million subs but struggled to crack 5-6k views per video

Jack angy the BBQ restaurant in the BBQ region he's reviewing that primarily only does pork. Holy shit. Edit: It's actually mind-blowing how much of an uncultured fuck he is in the heart of white bread America. He also does the angy face multiple times this episode. Have fun with this one PCTLMView attachment 2754930

hey jack, you would've known this spot only serves pork if you had taken a minute to look over the fucking menu before eating there

these r.etards don't even bother to do any research on the places they're "reviewing." i guarantee jack just googled "best bbq in NC" and chose the first five places that popped up to review

 

[TurdFondler]

I'm a little surprised he cares that much about beef vs pork. I thought fatty cuts of pork would be his favorite thing ever. He's so gay for microwave bacon but has issues with bbq pork, or a restaurant that exclusively serves pork? No shit a region that specializes in sweeter, fatty meats would use a vinegar sauce.

It's like he just has to find something to be mad about because he legitimately has never felt happiness or joy.

 

[desudesu]

Jack angy the BBQ restaurant in the BBQ region he's reviewing that primarily only does pork. Holy shit. Edit: It's actually mind-blowing how much of an uncultured fuck he is in the heart of white bread America. He also does the angy face multiple times this episode. Have fun with this one PCTLMView attachment 2754930

LMFAO, so apparently the context for his 'angyness' was because Big T hates his guts and decided to slather vinegar all over his food. He didn't hold back and threw a tantrum in front of his fucking friends. Hahahah, what a fucking toddler! Also, to Big T, if you're still putting up with this, you deserve all of the misery and embarrassment being with the fat man 24/7 when you have your own freedom and volition to leave this disabled fat fuck.

 

[TurdFondler]

based TamHam

 

[Aaway]

LMFAO, so apparently the context for his 'angyness' was because Big T hates his guts and decided to slather vinegar all over his food. He didn't hold back and threw a tantrum in front of his fucking friends. Hahahah, what a fucking toddler! Also, to Big T, if you're still putting up with this, you deserve all of the misery and embarrassment being with the fat man 24/7 when you have your own freedom and volition to leave this disabled fat fuck.

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jack also confirms here that his mom did indeed hate him with a passion

 

[Freya]

Qali if you were a 9 you wouldn't have to marry some q-pilled girl from your church.

What the fuck

I remember him being a lot younger looking and more attractive even a year ago