Plagued Consoomers / Consoomer Culture - Because if it has a recogniseable brand on it, I’d buy it!

I think the whole Book - Ebook - Audiobook thing is really personal preference. I don't like Audiobooks because I don't like someone reading me a story. It makes me feel like I'm 3 years old needing an adult to read to me when I can do it myself (and faster).
Audiobooks are best for long commutes and road trips when you can't actually read because you're driving. E-readers are great when you're somewhere you can't reasonably bring a couple books (airplane, vacation, work, etc.) and the good ones with lots of internal storage give you the pleasant experience of having a fuck-ton of books at your fingertips on a lightweight wispy-thin gadget.

But when you're home, nothing beats curling up with a good physical book by the fireplace.
 
I'll still judge you for having an entire bookcase full of YA books with candles/plushes/funko pops and for using hastags like #bookstagram. Have fun getting pennies for this trash 10 years from now because you'll never get your full money back.

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The kind of people with those bookshelves are the kind of people who have this quote on their dating profile:
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2,706 copies of a shitty game made to advertise Burger King with a complementary soy face. He also has a youtube channel dedicated to documenting his quest to get as many copies of the game.

"They go for 4 or 5 dollars online currently, so if we were to somehow sell them all, its over 10 grand!"

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2,706 copies of a shitty game made to advertise Burger King with a complementary soy face. He also has a youtube channel dedicated to documenting his quest to get as many copies of the game.

"They go for 4 or 5 dollars online currently, so if we were to somehow sell them all, its over 10 grand!"

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"They go for 4 or 5 dollars online currently, so if we were to tally up how much money I've wasted, its over 10 grand!"

Fixed it for ya dude.

You can get a good used car for that much money.

Burger King sucks. Whataburger is where it's at.
 
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2,706 copies of a shitty game made to advertise Burger King with a complementary soy face. He also has a youtube channel dedicated to documenting his quest to get as many copies of the game.

"They go for 4 or 5 dollars online currently, so if we were to somehow sell them all, its over 10 grand!"

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I knew there'd be some jackass out there that collected a bunch of those. A couple of years after release, I remember seeing stacks of that game for a buck a pop at Gamestop, half of them in horrific condition. The most impressive thing about that is how there somehow aren't any replacement black DVD cases visible in that mountain of games.
 
It's Christmas shopping season, everyone!
@2:00 - Dead eyes, nobody home
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Featuring egg tube and silicone burger holder with matching cupholder-fry-holder
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Got a friend who has everything? How about Shin-chan-ass-stickers for their car? Or a robot that presses physical switches (you will, of course, need a second robot to turn the switch back on again)?
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It's trendy and stylish until the chain loosens the lid and your coffee spills all over the place. And LMAO at the eyeshadow hoarder, of course she'd consoom a lolcow's products and trade one ugly palette for a bulky holder! That's a good way to stain and smear makeup, too.
 

How is this any better than just carrying the cup? You still have to use one hand to carry the damn thing, plus it's now dangling which means splashes and leaks.

A (slightly) more practical gimmick solution would involve a harness attached to your body. Your upper arm (don't raise it too high or hilarity will ensue!) or your hip.

Still fucking retarded, but frees up a hand and helps prevent sloshing.
 
The kind of people with those bookshelves are the kind of people who have this quote on their dating profile:
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Funny enough, usually people that read Ulysses or Pride & Prejudice always use that quote since they like to be self-important about reading literature and it’s always said by women

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2,706 copies of a shitty game made to advertise Burger King with a complementary soy face. He also has a youtube channel dedicated to documenting his quest to get as many copies of the game.

"They go for 4 or 5 dollars online currently, so if we were to somehow sell them all, its over 10 grand!"

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I’ve never even heard this game and the fact that he had to buy this amount of copies for it makes me wonder if he has enough space to fit all of clothing and/or mini bedroom that he sleeps in
 
I'll still judge you for having an entire bookcase full of YA books with candles/plushes/funko pops and for using hastags like #bookstagram. Have fun getting pennies for this trash 10 years from now because you'll never get your full money back.

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Or people who assort their books by spine/cover color, peak pseud

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2,706 copies of a shitty game made to advertise Burger King with a complementary soy face.
Imagine having such a big collection of consoles and going after this
Lol'd at the OUYA tho
 
You understand me. We're friends now.
Please enjoy some more dumb shit.
(What is this phenotype?)
and also
The "retail arbitrage" youtubers are full of shit. I know, because I have flipped before, it's an exercise in futility, and requires a lot of space and work to protect the hoard before it sells. The only way it's possible to regularly make a real profit is if you live near retail salvage auctions, or know a business that buys from them and will cut you a deal. And even then, you might nickel and dime yourself to death. If it was popular, Walmart or Amazon would sell it directly, it wouldn't be 2 year old stock at fucking Dollar Tree or Ollie's. The YT guys are either liars, or they buy a case and scalp one parcel on eBay, and are sitting on a garage full of mildewed shit that will be ruined before anybody buys it.
 
To this day I still don't get the obsession soy's have with Funko Pops, they don't look that good and yet these faggots will fill their houses with them, just why? I know the short answer is "consooooom" but there are better looking dolls and figures out there.
What really makes me MATI is when soys openly state their distaste of a product but then buy it anyway, there's this retard I follow on Twitter because I like some of his art, he has been shitting on the Diamond and Pearl remakes for a while, saying they have nothing of interest to him since there is no new content, no new forms etc. and saying how he is dissapointed in GameFreak bla bla bla, and yet he bought both versions saying that his "collection OCD" compelled him to own them.
 
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2,706 copies of a shitty game made to advertise Burger King with a complementary soy face. He also has a youtube channel dedicated to documenting his quest to get as many copies of the game.

"They go for 4 or 5 dollars online currently, so if we were to somehow sell them all, its over 10 grand!"

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hot link(https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/r4f1b3/i_have_2706_copies_of_the_burger_king_xbox_360/)
youtube channel(https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCh2S4GIM9nLW-qQPQOBoMfg)
Shit. Ninja'd. I'd come here just to post this.
 
I’ve never even heard this game and the fact that he had to buy this amount of copies for it makes me wonder if he has enough space to fit all of clothing and/or mini bedroom that he sleeps in
Alright, so, here's a quick rundown on what Sneak King even is:
It was one of three games that were released in 2006 ( coincidentally on the same day as the Wii) exclusively through Burger King restaurants, for $4 each. It was a pretty nice deal for the time. The Xbox 360 was just a year old, and here's a way to add three new games to your shelf for $12, when even the cheapest downloadable games were flash game-tier stuff, and old arcade games like Paperboy, for $5. So, they were reasonably popular, and even ran on the original Xbox, if you didn't have a 360 yet. (Also, they were the only games to actually have native versions for both consoles on the same disc)

Sneak King, specifically, tied in with the very successful "Creepy King" commercial series that was pretty popular at the time - it was one of those rare commercials that people would actually go out of their way to watch.

The game itself isn't very good. It's a Hitman clone, only, you play as the King, and you sneak up to people and surprise them with Burger King products. The other two games were Big Bumpin', a party game where you play as various Burger King mascots in bumper cars, and Pocketbike Racer, which is exactly what the title says it does. The best of the three is Pocketbike Racer, for being a halfway competent racing game, while Sneak King is fun for about 20 minutes by way of its absurdity alone. Big Bumpin' is just bad, and isn't interesting at all.

Sneak King was never a rare game in the least, and every single place that sold video games had stacks and stacks of them for years. They did eventually dry up, and probably mostly went to guys like him who decided to collect a whole lot of a single cheap game. Sneak King was by far the most common, but the other two weren't hard to find, either. I don't think they were ever released overseas, but, to any foreigners reading this, just look up a playthrough on YouTube. You're really not missing anything.

So, for the kind of person who thinks it's funny to buy a colossal amount of one cheap game, Sneak King's always been the most obvious pick. It's a comedy advertisement game, but the joke was over by the end of '06. And if you're gonna do that, at least be creative with it. Buy up a bunch of copies of:
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and then take a paint marker to the cover and change the M to an F and leave it in all your friends' mailboxes and write them a note saying "Wow, I can't believe they made a video game about you!". The game's defunct and unplayable now, so it should be as cheap as it gets.
 
To this day I still don't get the obsession soy's have with Funko Pops, they don't look that good and yet these faggots will fill their houses with them, just why? I know the short answer is "consooooom" but there are better looking dolls and figures out there.
What really makes me MATI is when soys openly state their distaste of a product but then buy it anyway, there's this retard I follow on Twitter because I like some of his art, he has been shitting on the Diamond and Pearl remakes for a while, saying they have nothing of interest to him since there is no new content, no new forms etc. and saying how he is dissapointed in GameFreak bla bla bla, and yet he bought both versions saying that his "collection OCD" compelled him to own them.
And this is why the Pokémon franchise will never improve or fix any of the issues that plagued the franchise since XY. These people will eat up anything Game Freak throws at them. Once, there was an account showcasing the numerous bugs and softlocks that plagued the remakes, and it made a poll asking whenever these leaks persuaded them in any way. Everyone was saying "These leaks are concerning but boy am I so excited!"
 
And this is why the Pokémon franchise will never improve or fix any of the issues that plagued the franchise since XY. These people will eat up anything Game Freak throws at them. Once, there was an account showcasing the numerous bugs and softlocks that plagued the remakes, and it made a poll asking whenever these leaks persuaded them in any way. Everyone was saying "These leaks are concerning but boy am I so excited!"

I'm not shocked by older pokemon fans consooming despite the DS versions being completely playable. After Sun and Moon, I decided to stop buying the games because I found them to be incredibly lacking and terrible, yet those who knew I liked pokemon were shocked I wouldn't keep consooming the franchise. There's a lot of cope arguments they use to justify keeping up with the games, but most boils down to "Well, it's POKEMON!".

It's very bizarre now that I think of it. Everyone was so sure I'd be happy at the remakes and when I said I found the trailers so disappointing, I had no interest, they couldn't believe I was unwilling to "get hyped". Strange times we live in.
 
"They go for 4 or 5 dollars online currently, so if we were to somehow sell them all, its over 10 grand!"
Implying that he isn't literally the only person in the country (Maybe even the world) buying this shitty, forgotten, bargain bin game.

Like even if he listed as bulk, or sold individually, what sort of person is going to buy even one copy of Sneak King?
 
Implying that he isn't literally the only person in the country (Maybe even the world) buying this shitty, forgotten, bargain bin game.

Like even if he listed as bulk, or sold individually, what sort of person is going to buy even one copy of Sneak King?
I’m reminded of the guys who were buying up all the copies of Shaq-Fu to “liberate” them. At least those guys were doing it as a joke or something. This guy seems to be in this consoomer thread for a reason.
 
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