🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Puck]

I'm glad to see Ralph spent the holiday weekend doing what he always does.

Seething at random people online while shitting his pants and ignoring his family lmao.

 

[veri]

I'm glad to see Ralph spent the holiday weekend doing what he always does.

Seething at random people online while shitting his pants and ignoring his family lmao.

he has no family they all drank themselves to death

 

[Blancmange]

ralph engaging in GAYOPS
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Based on Ralph's initial response there is nothing that will ever convince me that this isn't Ralph false flagging to generate fake controversy like some sort of gay wrestling script. Fake content to take the heat off of his own fuckups.

The ashton.parks@protonmail.com is so retardedly obvious that he knows he will never catch a fraud case, and a real ayylawg would have been more believable.

 

[veri]

Based on Ralph's initial response there is nothing that will ever convince me that this isn't Ralph false flagging to generate fake controversy like some sort of gay wrestling script. Fake content to take the heat off of his own fuckups.

The ashton.parks@protonmail.com is so retardedly obvious that he knows he will never catch a fraud case, and a real ayylawg would have been more believable.

that was my belief at first, it’s just gayops from @Cow Poly

 

[Simply Outplayed-HD]

Which loicense is the fake one? We know Ralph isn't 5'10. I'm so confused.

 

[guntigo]

that was my belief at first, it’s just gayops from @Cow Poly
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gaytor's response says otherwise. i'm not seeing a denial from him, just gunt guarding.

 

[Konstantin Romanov]

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"This tomfoolery has been the work of I Ashton Parks (ashton.parks@protonmail.com) also known as people's populist press! I swear I'll gayop you one day Ethan Ralph if it's the last thing I ever do!"
This couldn't be more fake if it was written in crayon.

 

[guntigo]

"This tomfoolery has been the work of I Ashton Parks (ashton.parks@protonmail.com) also known as people's populist press! I swear I'll gayop you one day Ethan Ralph if it's the last thing I ever do!"
This couldn't be more fake if it was written in crayon.

so did ralph really get findommed?

 

[AltisticRight]

What did we learn?
- Ralph is the abuse victim of a teenager half his age which he impregnated and released revenge pornogrpahy of
- Words and tweets are bats and they hurt
- Unfollowing on social media is the same as being a snake
- Posts his own licence online with self-declared height, gets laughed at and then threatens to sue someone for trolling him

Ralph is basically a feminist, circa 2014.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

"This tomfoolery has been the work of I Ashton Parks (ashton.parks@protonmail.com) also known as people's populist press! I swear I'll gayop you one day Ethan Ralph if it's the last thing I ever do!"
This couldn't be more fake if it was written in crayon.

How hard up is Ralph for content to try to script something this pathetic? Ralph’s life is just so crazy y’all!

So how many e-thots did he proposition with this brilliant idea in exchange for “exposure”? I guess he told them his audience is filled with mouth breathers so retarded they give a fat fuck like Ralphamale money, so they will definitely throw some at a hot slut that comes on his show.

After having a hooker on his show was such a huge success one can see why a man as out of ideas as Ralph would try again with a gayop spin.

 

[Ethan Ralph is 5'1" 🖕💋]

Watch out PPP! Ralph, some OnlyFans thot and a fake lawyer are going to hit you with SEVERAL FELONIES:
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Is he suggesting Josh or Vickers are paying for this:
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Best friend Vito has your back buddy:
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"But damn you're fine as fuck"
May must be the most pathetic woman in existence, to the point where Ralph can freely post his sexting attempts and compliments to random e-whores and she'll think nothing of it.
I wonder what he gets up to completely in private.

 

[GayestFurryTrash]

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What kind retard gayops with someone else's ID and doesn't set up a fake email with the person's name and instead uses one with their name? I'm not a huge fan of PPP but I doubt he's stupid enough to use a proton mail account in his name to try and larp as Ralph.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Based on Ralph's initial response there is nothing that will ever convince me that this isn't Ralph false flagging to generate fake controversy like some sort of gay wrestling script. Fake content to take the heat off of his own fuckups.

The ashton.parks@protonmail.com is so retardedly obvious that he knows he will never catch a fraud case, and a real ayylawg would have been more believable.

Yeah it really does feel fabricated or Ralph knows it’s retarded.

Ok so his list of suspects;

Vickers: already in legal battles with Ralph, is a boomer who I doubt even knows what findom is.

PPP: someone who could make Ralph sperg out with just a tweet and who is living paycheck to paycheck and would have to wakeup from his hot pocket slumber to do this.

Null: someone who at this point would probably donate an internal organ if it would give him less legal headaches, would have to mastermind all this across time zones and would much rather RP as genocidal Crusaders in EU4. And it’s not like Ralph hasn’t been producing lols all week already.


If this did happen then the most likely suspect is a rando-alawg with too much free time. But honestly this is like a weirdly high level troll which isn’t that funny, it’s one step above just ordering pizza to someone’s house.

"But damn you're fine as fuck"
May must be the most pathetic woman in existence, to the point where Ralph can freely post his sexting attempts and compliments to random e-whores and she'll think nothing of it.
I wonder what he gets up to completely in private.

Ralph still trying to add that polycule y’all!

 

[Keranu]

Not only begged, he suicide baited her. That's some high school teenager tier bullshit right there. Only the most pathetic, limped dick of men would threaten this to an 18yr old girl so she wouldn't leave him.

I mean, what kind of weak, sorry excuse for a man are you? I'm starting to think Sandra died of shame.

And then he found comfort when Sandra got off her dialysis machine to make him pancakes.

Truly, I can't really think of anyone more pathetic than Ralph.

 

[Tanuki Mixed Nuts]

Ralph sperging out because PodAwful mocked his height for this pic
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His hair reminded me of Fallout so here's a scribble of a man with strange anatomy

 

[MeltyTW]

Unfollowing on social media is the same as being a snake

Can't believe he snaked on Jim then

"But damn you're fine as fuck"
May must be the most pathetic woman in existence, to the point where Ralph can freely post his sexting attempts and compliments to random e-whores and she'll think nothing of it.
I wonder what he gets up to completely in private.

So now ralph is going to get a real findom contract lol

 

[John Andrews Stan]

"But damn you're fine as fuck"
May must be the most pathetic woman in existence, to the point where Ralph can freely post his sexting attempts and compliments to random e-whores and she'll think nothing of it.
I wonder what he gets up to completely in private.

Absolutely this, especially if she’s pregnant and hormonal. I almost feel sorry for the ugly old mare.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

Has anyone here pointed out how tall Ethan Ralph is?

 

[MeltyTW]

The manlet and one of 10 fans are being sensitive about his height (again).
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I don't know why Ralph and his (dwindling) fan base try and deny the fact that he's a manlet. Anyone whose ever seen a photo of him next to other people can clearly tell that he's like 4'11.

wait a minute doesnt there appear to be a gap in the photo? between the 1 and the 0, i actually have a virginia license as well and the digits arent gapped that far

 

[AltisticRight]

wait a minute doesnt there appear to be a gap in the photo? between the 1 and the 0, i actually have a virginia license as well and the digits arent gapped that far

It was supposed to be 4'10'', someone shopped it.

Those dirty a-logs, probably Jersh's fault.