Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Miles Peterson]

Dunkirk was a "victory" in the sense that the British army only lost all of equipment, tanks, vehicles, weapons, and 12% of it's men, rather than losing all that stuff and like 80% of the men, and they framed as a bold victory because "we got kicked out of Europe and now the nazis have all our shit and are using to conquer the rest of the continent" doesn't really play well in the press.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Dunkirk was a "victory" in the sense that the British army only lost all of equipment, tanks, vehicles, weapons, and 12% of it's men, rather than losing all that stuff and like 80% of the men, and they framed as a bold victory because "we got kicked out of Europe and now the nazis have all our shit and are using to conquer the rest of the continent" doesn't really play well in the press.

That was usually the way the Brits did things. Not that Rick here has ever read a history book in his life.

 

[Mr Moonface]

Important thread update, apparently Pat is no longer fat.

"Wrong again, child." Here are some recent selfies.



Pat also did something pretty daring, he quote tweeted someone mentioning his Facebook post where he called for the beating of women who wear Trump hats.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Important thread update, apparently Pat is no longer fat.

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"Wrong again, child." Here are some recent selfies.

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Pat also did something pretty daring, he quote tweeted someone mentioning his Facebook post where he called for the beating of women who wear Trump hats.

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Why not? Conservatives get cancelled all the time for shit they posted a decade ago. That post was only from a few years back. You're a terrible human being Rick.

 

[AnOminous]

"Wrong again, child." Here are some recent selfies.

He literally admitted to a BMI that is obese.

And frankly I think he is both exaggerating his height and lying about his weight, because this dude is fat as fuck.

 

[TriggerMeTimbers]

He literally admitted to a BMI that is obese.
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And frankly I think he is both exaggerating his height and lying about his weight, because this dude is fat as fuck.

If you showed him this I just fucking know he would claim to have olympian levels of muscle mass skewing the result

 

[Rekkington]

He literally admitted to a BMI that is obese.
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And frankly I think he is both exaggerating his height and lying about his weight, because this dude is fat as fuck.

Yeah he is more than 230 for sure. I know midwesterners carry a lot of fat in their faces but this is ridiculous.

 

[stupid moron]

Credit to OnA user Nick_1989. They call him Pretty Ricky and he's never even been on Twitter.
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In an alternate universe…
“Twitter? The social media app? No I don’t use that. I like talking to people in person, it makes it more personal. It can be kind of hard, having so many great friends and all. By the way did I tell you my book is getting a movie adaptation? Yeah! And they’re letting me write the script! Anyways gotta go. Me and the wife are having both of our families over for thanksgiving and we have to get an early start if we’re going to cook all that food!”

 

[ImportantOpinions]

Pat also did something pretty daring, he quote tweeted someone mentioning his Facebook post where he called for the beating of women who wear Trump hats.

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People don't deserve violent "punishment" because of their race, religion, political leanings, sexuality, whatever. But as long as the concept of tribalism has existed among humans, so has the desire to go murder the men of another tribe and rape their women.

Thankfully he's a fat, spineless coward that can't even rough house some Proud Boys at some dumb protest. Just lies on the couch with his pink blankie, fantasizing about concentration camps for Republicans and how violently he'd rape Tomi Lahren in the name of empathy and kindness.

 

[Nod Flenders]

People don't deserve violent "punishment" because of their race, religion, political leanings, sexuality, whatever. But as long as the concept of tribalism has existed among humans, so has the desire to go murder the men of another tribe and rape their women.

Thankfully he's a fat, spineless coward that can't even rough house some Proud Boys at some dumb protest. Just lies on the couch with his pink blankie, fantasizing about concentration camps for Republicans and how violently he'd rape Tomi Lahren in the name of empathy and kindness.

Plus the fact that he calls everyone "child." That just sounds creepy to me. Thankfully, we know that Patrick will never get off his fat ass to do anything of use in the real world.

 

[Mr Moonface]

Unemployed college dropout will never understand billionaires.

Pat is demanding some changes from the new CEO of twitter.

Another demand.

Some context for that demand. Pat also admits to hiring a lawyer to get his twitter account back (cost him $10k, lol).

Pat wants the government to track down his trolls. During Apostlegate, he stated that he was hopeful that the Biden Justice Department would help him out.

 

[Nod Flenders]

Pat wants the government to track down his trolls. During Apostlegate, he stated that he was hopeful that the Biden Justice Department would help him out.

I believe what he wants is tyranny.

 

[AprilRains]

I believe what he wants is tranny.

But also what you said.

 

[AnOminous]

Some context for that demand. Pat also admits to hiring a lawyer to get his twitter account back (cost him $10k, lol).

Imagine paying $10,000 for a Twitter account and $0 for your own child. What a piece of shit.

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

I believe what he wants is tyranny.

it's the good kind of tyranny, child. I'm sorry you don't understand that.

 

[Mr Moonface]

Twitter has already started making changes, but not the changes that Pat demanded for some reason (it's almost like he's a nobody).

Pat comes to close a rational thought. Insults and blocks the guy who tries to help him along.

Unemployed man wants to make everything free.

Pat gets sassy.

 

[Mr Moonface]

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[Troonos]

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Journalist: "... has destroyed us"
Patrick: "... bi as fuck"

Has anyone come up with a term to describe this retardedly and undeservingly dramatic style of writing that is so common in the woke and journalist communities?

 

[break these cuffs]

Journalist: "... has destroyed us"
Patrick: "... bi as fuck"

Has anyone come up with a term to describe this retardedly and undeservingly dramatic style of writing that is so common in the woke and journalist communities?

Modern parlance. It isn't just journos or woke. Internet comedy in the aughts was dominated by hyperbole and it gradually became the language of the internet. Now it's becoming the language of everything because the internet is trendy.

 

[ImportantOpinions]

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Translation: Deep down I'm bisexual and attracted to Keanu Reeves, thus my narcissistic brain thinks everyone is bisexual. But because everyone else are liars who won't admit they want Neo's dick up their ass, I too will project heterosexuality as part of my brand.