US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[The Last Stand]

I've said this multiple times but Carlin, if alive today, would fall under two scenarios:

1. He'd be like Bill Maher, "Team Blue No Matter What" but off the reservation on just enough to make the lunatic left hate him because he would not like the direction the left has gone and would call them out, but still be of the mind that the right/conservatives are the real monsters and that (unlike Maher) Carlin would be saying the quiet part loud that the left needs to stop trying to flash boil the frog and go back to slowly boiling said frog to bring about their socialist utopia

2. Completely broken and sold out, purely to keep his lucrative HBO contract and movie roles which paid his bills while he toured the country doing comedy inbetween specials.

You know what they say: don't meet your heroes.

He'd likely be considered "right-wing" because he would be vocal about the current Left and would attract an audience against the current political climate. By which the Democrats rule. I'm sure he'd make a Let's Go Brandon joke towards both sides. Who knows.

Let's be glad we could enjoy him now without him being corrupted by the craziness of today.

 

[Billy Beer]

When your userbase is like 75% bots, then yeah requiring ID might hurt a bit

Half of the people on Twitter are either lolicunny69 or antifashsuperkiller1. If they try to institute real ID Twitter goes down like Tumblr in under a year.

Which is why you'll probably never see censorship on the internet; it hurts the bottom line so much by culling all of the bots that make up the 'clicks', which investors use as a metric for the health of a site.

If we do see censorship, expect that to come hand in hand with some form of paid service. Ban everyone except those willing to put their account details online to pay X a month to have an account.

 

[MirrorNoir]

It says a lot about him that he has "fuck you money" but sucks up harder to the woke establishment than many others who aren't in his position. Then again, I suppose it shouldn't be that surprising. He's always been a smut-peddling degenerate, and the pendulum that swung in his direction is looking mighty slow these days.

It's been said by people close to Stern over the decades, that deep down Howard is a huge suck-up/social climber who's degeneracy was due to him desperately wanting important/famous people to notice him and be part of the "cool kid".

(This is also why Stern DESPISES Joe Rogan and Opie/Anthony, as they are the new "cool kid" type that stole his thunder as he slid into obscurity)

Around the time he switched to satellite radio, Stern switched management firms and his new manager was a well connected type who promised the keys to the elite kingdom IE politicians and other big named folks, plus TV work on shows like America's Got Talent if he would bend the knee, renounce his earlier blasphemies, and preach the anti-life gospel.

 

[Garm]

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Twitter giving up on hiding the civil war?

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The plan? Try and put Harris in SCOTUS to free up the VP slot in 2024.

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With Kamala Harris looking unelectable, the Democrats are considering…

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Hey @Gehenna, what's your take on "Lets put the woman known for illegally jailing black people for free slave labor on the SCOTUS" going over?

Probably just rumors. Kyle Kulinski talked about it last week. This would be absurd and not really accomplish anything except admit Harris was a diversity hire.

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Let's see how long he sticks to this promise.

"Remember, the science says lockdowns work." I can't wait til they accuse Biden of killing grandma's.

 

[Terrifik]

stop trying , no means no - appeals court

https://twitter.com/ElectionWiz/status/1465376236658638851

 

[Ponderous Pillock]

It's been said by people close to Stern over the decades, that deep down Howard is a huge suck-up/social climber who's degeneracy was due to him desperately wanting important/famous people to notice him and be part of the "cool kid".

(This is also why Stern DESPISES Joe Rogan and Opie/Anthony, as they are the new "cool kid" type that stole his thunder as he slid into obscurity)

Rogan's actually interesting, and unlike Stern he lets his guests speak and talk about their things even if he doesn't understand a damn thing they're talking about. He also has varied hobbies and interests meaning he can change tack when he wants to, like when he gets personal friends in just to shoot the shit and talk.

Stern and his perpetually off her face wife just sound like trash tier shock jocks of the late 90s. He's so hideously dated it doesn't matter if he gets in every celebrity from Ben Affleck to Zooey Deschanel its vapid and boring as fuck while some boring old Boomer fuck and his plastic wife pretends they'res still hip with the kids.

At least with Rogan I get a fucking wild roulette wheel of:

-Comedy Circuit Aquaintance/Friend sit down and shoot the shit (The Gilbert Godfried one recently was hilarious)
-General Friend which can range from any fucking hobby Joe's picked up over the years (the ones with Ben O'brien have been interesting)
-UFC
-Some flavour of unusual/relatively unknown scientist who isn't a total fucking quack.

And Joe doesn't scream and bug eye and wave about his hair in his over fancy studio, he treats all his guests with respect, even snake-like cunts like Dr Gupta who he had a perfectly civil conversation with only for the cunt to wildly claim he felt "threatened" someone finally fucking challenged him to show his workings.

Like there's stuff Joe says I don't agree with, but I know he'd respectfully disagree with me or have a different experience to me on said issues to justify his position, he never strikes me as a "ITS JUST RIGHT THAT WAY" type which too many of these vapid media hacks are like.

 

[HandsomeDan]

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https://twitter.com/ElectionWiz/status/1465376236658638851

Does this apply to all states, all states that sued or just a few involved in this specific lawsuit?

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

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https://twitter.com/ElectionWiz/status/1465376236658638851

Biden:

 

[Oxous]

Does this apply to all states, all states that sued or just a few involved in this specific lawsuit?

It applies to 10 states. The states are: Missouri, Nebraska, Arkansas, Kansas, Iowa, Wyoming, Alaska, South Dakota, North Dakota, New Hampshire.

Meanwhile, Gov. Hochul over in New York has just banned elective surgeries (including cancer screenings, among other things) for the first time since March 2020 because hospitals are understaffed. Who saw this coming?

 

[HandsomeDan]

It applies to 10 states. The states are: Missouri, Nebraska, Arkansas, Kansas, Iowa, Wyoming, Alaska, South Dakota, North Dakota, New Hampshire.

Meanwhile, Gov. Hochul over in New York has just banned elective surgeries (including cancer screenings, among other things) for the first time since March 2020 because hospitals are understaffed. Who saw this coming?

Meanwhile, Gov. Hochul over in New York... If only this creature could have a chance friendly meeting with an oncoming garbage truck in the street.

 

[DavidS877]

Does this apply to all states, all states that sued or just a few involved in this specific lawsuit?

Just the ones in the lawsuit:
"any and all Medicare- and Medicaid-certified providers and suppliers within the States of Alaska, Arkansas, Iowa, Kansas, Missouri, Nebraska, New Hampshire, North Dakota, South Dakota, and Wyoming pending a trial on the merits of this action or until further order of this Court"

https://ago.mo.gov/docs/default-source/press-releases/cms-injunction.…

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[Gar For Archer]

It applies to 10 states. The states are: Missouri, Nebraska, Arkansas, Kansas, Iowa, Wyoming, Alaska, South Dakota, North Dakota, New Hampshire.

Meanwhile, Gov. Hochul over in New York has just banned elective surgeries (including cancer screenings, among other things) for the first time since March 2020 because hospitals are understaffed. Who saw this coming?

Who wants to bet that tranny surgeries are still gonna be given the green light?

 

[Tanner Glass]

Who wants to bet that tranny surgeries are still gonna be given the green light?

Obviously - those surgeries aren't elective - they're life saving.

 

[Oxous]

Who wants to bet that tranny surgeries are still gonna be given the green light?

Surprisingly the transphobes in Albany still consider tranny surgeries to be elective and thus they won't be allowed. This loser at Business Insider wrote an article last year to bitch at Cuomo about it

 

[MirrorNoir]

while you and i know that, the left still pretends its 2004 and so do normies, look at The Boys. That entire "appeal to christians" bullshit arc in that, and other media like John Oliver or reddit who keep bringing up events from before they were fucking born to prove "actually its the right that does that"

For what it's worth, the religion angle in "The Boys" isn't THAT bad. Starlight's a conservative Christian but she's the most likeable of the Seven and it's implied heavily that her religious upbringing is the only reason she has any morals or ethics, compared to her sociopathic and nihilistic teammates. And she retains her faith in the end.

But yeah. The left really fucking think it's still 2004 and that the religious right still run the show in the GOP and it also ties into their bullshit notion that they are still "the party of the working man", even though most rank and file union folks DESPISE the Democrat Party and have actually started openly attacking union leadership over the leadership being "back the blue no matter what" even as the Democrats keep stabbing the working class in the back.

 

[Terrifik]

 

[Goyslop Muncher]

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I HATE THE ANTICHRIST

 

[Some Badger]

It applies to 10 states. The states are: Missouri, Nebraska, Arkansas, Kansas, Iowa, Wyoming, Alaska, South Dakota, North Dakota, New Hampshire.

Meanwhile, Gov. Hochul over in New York has just banned elective surgeries (including cancer screenings, among other things) for the first time since March 2020 because hospitals are understaffed. Who saw this coming?

What about all that sweet, sweet third-world labor she threatened to import to replace noncompliant staff a couple months back? Oh, right, the feds just announced another travel ban.

God, I detest this woman. Anything she does and gets away with will embolden Murphy and Lamont in their respective neighboring states to try and pull the same shit. At least Murphy knows he's on thin ice if he tries anything, given how contentious his re-election numbers were.

 

[The Big O]

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YO ANTICHRIST!

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...Shut the fuck up, nigga.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

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TPTB have really become Billy......