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When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • April-May 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • June-July 2024

    Votes: 18 1.3%
  • August-September 2024

    Votes: 34 2.5%
  • October-November 2024

    Votes: 37 2.7%
  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 3.2%
  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 18.7%
  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 194 14.1%
  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 783 56.7%

  • Total voters
    1,380
We've got pig cups
This is glorious, Rob since you're reading, you are magnificent. I wouldn't call this "subtle" trolling anymore, but I'm sure it would all go over mush-brain's head. Just more evidence that his audience is made up of only hate watchers.

References we got:
- @Pig Cups
- "Jim" the Traynor
- Best Budz
- Terrible coughing; anyone see him?
- Floppy bowl
- "I've seen them ruby-tinted", @rubytintedchix
- "I'm just so happy I didn't have to throw them... away", @Aaway
- Supply-chain issues

Plus the little wink, you slick devil Rob.
 
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Sure, Jack, sure, he did a prayer with you. Sure, Jack, sure.

I take events that didn't happen for 400, Alex.
"Dear Lord, I pray this fat fuck doesn't change his ways and keeps fattening my wallet with his constant surgeries. I'm saving up for a second house in Miami so please strike him with the ball cancer in 2022. Rock on London, rock on Chicago. Amen. "
 
the best part of all this is that jack is 100% aware of rob's antics and can't do anything about it without basically admitting that he lurks here/watches PCLM

of course, he could just nuke him from the FB group and refuse to answer any questions (which is something he'd totally do because he's a bitch,) but given that rob regularly posts and comments in the group and is well known among the members, it wouldn't be a popular move at all and we all know jack can't handle any kind of criticism whatsoever
 
We should appreciate Rob while we can, because at this rate, he'll be ascending to a higher plane of existence any day now.
There’s a fresco painting done in 1865 at the top of the U.S. Capitol dome that depicts George Washington ascending into heaven to achieve godhood while flanked by the goddesses of Liberty and Victoria and surrounded by 13 maidens. I’m going to talk to some of my friends in the Architect of the Capitol office about replacing Washington with Rob tomorrow.
 
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