🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[MeltyTW]

I'm pretty sure fat people who have that extra strength have it due to them heaving their Gunts around in search of their next bite to eat, and even then that's got its limits. Which makes sense, you develop muscle by breaking down the muscle filaments through exertion and your body increases muscle size during the repair process.

Ralph by all accounts is a very inactive person. Just think about what his daily routines are likely to entail - he sits his fat ass down on his chair and then fucks about on his computer until he fires up his stream and does much the same. During this period he will eat, shit and drink. Do you really think Ralph goes out shopping? No, of course he gets it delivered! A walk? No, he... May can drive him around.

This fat fuck referred to mowing the lawn as a workout. His lawn was tiny, it was an electric lawn mower - not one of those old manual ones that did require someone to heave them about.

Ralph has no muscle because he doesn't use them. He doesn't, even during coitus Ralph doesn't do anything. Just fat on a withered, Mr. Burns-esque body.

I don't even think he sits I think he fucking lays lol, you can't expect even a ralphamale to exert those gunt muscles by sitting on a comfy couch or pig slurry upright

 

[veri]

guess what day today is. MONDAY

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[The Big Dream]

guess what day today is. MONDAY

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The absolute mental gymnastics of this tweet. 'Although it's ultimately up to me to establish paternity, they didn't voluntarily do it for me, and therefore they're in the wrong!'

 

[veri]

The absolute mental gymnastics of this tweet. 'Although it's ultimately up to me to establish paternity, they didn't voluntarily do it for me, and therefore they're in the wrong!'

well it's monday night so according to this tweet the paperwork should be filed!!!! @theralph givwe us an update man we wanna see you win against that skank faith vickers

 

[The Big Dream]

well it's monday night so according to this tweet the paperwork should be filed!!!! @theralph givwe us an update man we wanna see you win against that skank faith vickers

Sue her for every cent she's gawt so we can see some new gucci drip

 

[MeltyTW]

guess what day today is. MONDAY

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all this to get gangraped in child support payments while supposedly trying to raise another kid.

 

[veri]

PANTSU LEMME USE YER TWITTER TO POST MUH NEW KILLSTREAM AH GOT BANNED BY THAT FUCKIN ALOG PAJEET TWITTER CEO

 

[An automatic clown]

Ralph trying to groom another teen?
Archive https://archive.md/kuKBR
Og https://mobile.twitter.com/StarringAstra/status/1465401190435332098

 

[The Big Dream]

Ralph trying to groom another teen?
Archive https://archive.md/kuKBR
Og https://mobile.twitter.com/StarringAstra/status/1465401190435332098

I don't know what the fuck is going on here
Or here
Is this the zoomer right?

 

[An automatic clown]

I don't know what the fuck is going on here
Or here
Is this the zoomer right?

There's a lot to unpack. She's one of those weirdos who follows Owen Benjamin. There is a subreddit dedicated to aloging Owen that posits she's actually a full grown woman, with no proof because Reddit. Baraba4u2c did a take down on her a couple years ago cause she ripped off everything Barbara did. Idk man it's a weird rabbit hole.

 

[drateR]

Who needs a trip to Mexico when you can look at the responses to a gunt outburst

 

[Ethan Ralph is 5'1" 🖕💋]

There's a lot to unpack. She's one of those weirdos who follows Owen Benjamin. There is a subreddit dedicated to aloging Owen that posits she's actually a full grown woman, with no proof because Reddit. Baraba4u2c did a take down on her a couple years ago cause she ripped off everything Barbara did. Idk man it's a weird rabbit hole.

Probably yet another cuckservative/fence-sitter libertarian trying to gatekeep anti-critical race theory by saying that racism against Whites is bad, but also telling White people that having any sort of racial identity and group cohesion of their own is bad because "muh identity politics!!!!".

The fact that she's willing to lower her standards to try to (literally) piggyback off of Ralph to boost herself is mostly just pathetic.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

guess what day today is. MONDAY

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He just can't decide what his mom died from!

How's suing the hospital going?

 

[TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo]

guess what day today is. MONDAY

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How could Ralph possibly be going through with this when he only raised about $640 of his $10’000 goal? I’m beginning to think he never needed that 10k to begin with.

 

[Farglemark]

Am I out of the loop? I mean who the fuck are either of these people? I mean I could be totally off base and they may be super popular people that I just never have come across or remember in any way shape or form.

But you know the saying, you never know what will happen on the killstream!!!!

But I can guess it'll be a couple spergs trying to hard, getting their flow interrupted but 1$ superwhatevers, and it generally being unlistenable let alone watchable.

 

[donjulio]

Am I out of the loop? I mean who the fuck are either of these people? I mean I could be totally off base and they may be super popular people that I just never have come across or remember in any way shape or form.

But you know the saying, you never know what will happen on the killstream!!!!

But I can guess it'll be a couple spergs trying to hard, getting their flow interrupted but 1$ superwhatevers, and it generally being unlistenable let alone watchable.

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Scrim seems to have a decent following on YouTube at least , but big papas basically a nobody.

 

[GayestFurryTrash]

Am I out of the loop? I mean who the fuck are either of these people? I mean I could be totally off base and they may be super popular people that I just never have come across or remember in any way shape or form.

But you know the saying, you never know what will happen on the killstream!!!!

But I can guess it'll be a couple spergs trying to hard, getting their flow interrupted but 1$ superwhatevers, and it generally being unlistenable let alone watchable.

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A retard who advertises himself as a fascist verses a retard advertising themselves as an actual clown; neither of which anyone knows anything about. Yeah I will just stick to Racket’s stream, thanks.

 

[MeltyTW]

Am I out of the loop? I mean who the fuck are either of these people? I mean I could be totally off base and they may be super popular people that I just never have come across or remember in any way shape or form.

But you know the saying, you never know what will happen on the killstream!!!!

But I can guess it'll be a couple spergs trying to hard, getting their flow interrupted but 1$ superwhatevers, and it generally being unlistenable let alone watchable.

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big papa fascist is the husband of that crazed bitch that thought vickers would legally be on the hook for some troll harassing and mocking some random guests on ralphs neo nazi podcast just because the troll said they liked vickers.

A retard who advertises himself as a fascist verses a retard advertising themselves as an actual clown; neither of which anyone knows anything about. Yeah I will just stick to Racket’s stream, thanks.

i hear flamenco and augie are also putting on better shows with more viewers than the gunt now too lol.

 

[Botchy Galoop]

i wonder if its painful to even sit for him with all the weight coming down

His lower extremities are so frail and non supportive, that I imagine that his rosy red rectum is pressed so firmly against whatever surface he is sitting on, that a suction is formed. In fact, due to gunt physics, the infamous shart heard 'round the sektor is actually necessary for Ethan to break the seal and unglue himself from a seat. Not quite jet propulsion, but you get the idea...or does it need a diagram??

 

[wharf rat]

At this point Gunt should just set up one of those automatic "block together" things like the SJWs have so anyone with any Kiwi associations ever can't invade his safe space.