DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[DukeMorty]

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It's worse than I imagined

Saw Dave's attempt to making a border for his podcast and my god he sucks. He couldn't even make sure that the words on the sides are visible like come on it takes a few seconds to take in account of the tips bar. So I made border that is better but used Dave's dumb theme, so it isn't the best but better than his I think. Also I added his social links because he sucks at advertising his shit and honestly he should add his socials since not alot of people will not look at his streams description. If bigger and more successful streamers have their social links on their streams then maybe it's a good a idea to do the same.

Use this as a template if you want Dave, but at least crop your Prestream Podcast title so it's not covered by the tips bar. Man you have been doing this for 13+ years and you still suck at doing your job.

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

"nothing I could do"

I mean you could idk, think before running out in the open with a grav hammer/energy sword.

"These weapons suck"

Especially if you don't hit your target!

"Stupid thumbstick"

Those fat thumbs are at it again.

 

[Planettenon]

long time paypig alfredeponte tipped ddm. apparently broke free of pignosis.

 

[capefear56]

Do you guys think Phil subconsciously realizes he's being placed in wheelchair lobbies?

 

[Ptolemy]

Is there confirmation those subs were real even if they were socks?
Cause i bet he would've just say fuck it and add fake subs

They were so obviously fake. The dumb whale who spent his time making them didn't even bother easing into it. He made just enough accounts to hit the trendline to bait some wheelchairs then blasted 15 off in 2 stream days to hit it. So obviously fake and unnatural anyone with a knowledge of statistics knows this is not how natural trends work.

 

[actually]

For anybody wondering, TDotHolmes was doxed by @Shirō Ishii a while back: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/darksydephil-fan-general.40930/post-9817917

 

[Planettenon]

For anybody wondering, TDotHolmes was doxed by @Shirō Ishii a while back: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/darksydephil-fan-general.40930/post-9817917

an actual normal dsp fan

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

long time paypig alfredeponte tipped ddm. apparently broke free of pignosis.

This is not the first time we've had numerous Phil viewers come into other detractor livestreams for asspats, people like KingCuckinzz have done so before to make it seem like they're "changing sides" but the reality is that they want to laugh at Phil without being castigated, or sometimes it's if drahma is happening mostly in the background so they chime in to see what detractors as saying.

If these people have actually have broken free from the pignosis, then you'd never see that exact username pop up in your presence ever again.

Also to prevent a double post I caught this

 

[Tips help me the most]

Do you guys think Phil subconsciously realizes he's being placed in wheelchair lobbies?

The wheelchair lobbies are still too much for him to handle. I did enjoy watching him use the energy sword to kill a dude then dies to an energy sword and complains its bullshit dude, the guy used an energy sword so he sucks and didnt earn the kill! Not phil tho, his energy sword kills are pure skill.

 

[Kami1987]

an actual normal dsp fan

No such thing.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Watching him play halo is so boring. only 3 things happen
1)He kills someone cause he saw them first from behing or the sides
2)He kills someone cause he was getting support from one of his teamates
3)The enemy kills him cause he sucks at one on one if he doesnt have the advantage

Same thing with every shooter. They're among the games I can't even watch "highlights" of Phil play, along with Street Fighter. Same bitching, same thing every time.

 

[Karlcaust History Museum]

Got his Wrap from today ripped and upped, it's longer than usual because there's a LOT of bitching in this one, he bitches about his slow tips support for the halo stream and threatens to wage quit it if support remains low, streamlabs "not working" and preemptively bitches about the upcoming Metroid Dread gameplay which he assumes people will complain about (which is likely true because he's going to be shit at it) DSP is also much more jittery and bug eyed in this one than the last few, he's clearly very upset about something, likely the low tips.

DSP 'Daily Wrap' (29'th November 2021)

Titled 'The Daily Wrap: Nov. 29, 2021 - San Andreas Fails, Halo Infinite Fun, Tip Issues and Metroid Dread!' on DSP's channel, DSP bitches about GTA, Halo (w...

youtu.be

 

[Piece of Peace]

long time paypig alfredeponte tipped ddm. apparently broke free of pignosis.

Alfred broke pignosis awhile back, he's a regular in detractor streams now. If you check the spreadsheet I believe his last tip was in August.

Alfred was one of Dave's key base that he should have been fighting to hang onto tbh, he was able to be counted on for 4 or 5 bucks almost every stream.

 

[King Nutsack]

Alfred was one of Dave's key base that he should have been fighting to hang onto tbh, he was able to be counted on for 4 or 5 bucks almost every stream.

Well maybe he shouldn't have been so stingy and should have been giving Dave $25 a day, like 1 Minute Maaaaaaaan.

 

[JohnRedcorn]

Do you guys think Phil subconsciously realizes he's being placed in wheelchair lobbies?

Just wait till the fiesta playlist he’s been playing is gone and he can’t spawn with power weapons for easy kills.

Every decent game or streak he had tonight was a result of him either spawning with or picking up a hammer sword or rockets.

Once he’s forced to use normal weapons and actually fight for power weapons I suspect even the wheelchair lobbies will cause him trouble.

As a side note I would love to see him give ranked a try even though I know it will never happen.

 

[Mature Adult]

Got his Wrap from today ripped and upped, it's longer than usual because there's a LOT of bitching in this one, he bitches about his slow tips support for the halo stream and threatens to wage quit it if support remains low, streamlabs "not working" and preemptively bitches about the upcoming Metroid Dread gameplay which he assumes people will complain about (which is likely true because he's going to be shit at it) DSP is also much more jittery and bug eyed in this one than the last few, he's clearly very upset about something, likely the low tips.

DSP 'Daily Wrap' (29'th November 2021)

Titled 'The Daily Wrap: Nov. 29, 2021 - San Andreas Fails, Halo Infinite Fun, Tip Issues and Metroid Dread!' on DSP's channel, DSP bitches about GTA, Halo (w...

youtu.be

"WOW GUYS WHY ARE THE TIPS SO LOW????"

I'm sure its just a coincidence that he got 12+ new members the day no one tipped. BTW he still got $100 on the night stream, what a greedy pig

 

[AckedyAckTheThird]

DSP saying his hand is already screwed up and hinting he might actually start talking about politics lets gooooo I can't wait to hear his retarded takes. Also Phil just admit you want to copy Keem you no talent no creativity bum.

Retarded takes...? From mister "Covid is just the flu"? Impossible.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Remember the days when the "hint hint hint" meme still made sense?

Due to the way DSP gradually slips into new levels of low moral character, it's easy to forget that once upon a time the running meme was all his hint-hint-begging. Now it's just a never ending geyser of mask-off begging. Fucking insane.

Remember when mid-stream beg tweets were a thing everyone lost their shit about because they showed how desperate Phil was? Now they happen so regularly it's not even worth posting them on here and it hasn't even been a year since it went from a big deal to a regular, almost daily occurrence.

Do you guys think Phil subconsciously realizes he's being placed in wheelchair lobbies?

No. Remember his delusional CoD Cold War narrative where he claimed that quitting 4 lobbies in a row gets you out of the laggy scrub matches and into the "hidden" servers where all the pros (read: Derichs he can easily dunk on) play? Maybe deep deep down there's a voice telling him that he's playing in Derich lobbies but it gets silenced with gin and gacha pulls, and Phil has demonstrated that he's more than capable of repeating a lie so often that even he himself starts buying it.

 

[AckedyAckTheThird]

long time paypig alfredeponte tipped ddm. apparently broke free of pignosis.

Just more proof ddm's streams are just as big of an autism magnet and have the same retarded audience as Phil.

 

[Crab Couch Choochoo]

TIHYDP is gone forever. Phil will never challenge himself in a game again. Only 2 years ago or so, he took pride in being a true gamer. Now, all illusions are gone, in many ways, including begging.

Yeah even solid expected hitters like Forza PhilDrivesIt(tm) don't do much. Not with all the easy modes, the easy games he choses to play and so on.
It is questionable if they can even do a GTA TIHYDP with how meh he has gotten!