Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[Constellationzero]

Virgin: leg of mutton sleeves
Chad: ham hock arms

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THANK YOU.

And, if you direct your eyes to the bottoms of the sleeves, you get an accurate approximation of the crepe skin Ryan Hooves no doubt has (or definitely will have) if she looses weight.

Also: Much thanks to Hooves for covering her piggy toe splay even though she still is the only one in the picture not in closed toe shoes. Also, much fatshion.

 

[unwieldy_object]

Tess harassed Rylee the entire vacation until he agreed to let her post a photo of him on her feed. She immediately ran to the 'gram to tell anyone who would listen. It does appear that he's finally got a growth spurt, and in a few years his mother will be a problem of his past.

Ryann, of course, is wearing crocs with black socks and a t-shirt three sizes too small to the airport. Much fashion.
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Then she made this video of all the hideous outfits she wore to impress her high school friends with at the bar.
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Rylee is looking handsome. Keep on kiddo, soon you'll be legally free from your dumpster of a mother!

 

[Cripple]

Tess harassed Rylee the entire vacation until he agreed to let her post a photo of him on her feed. She immediately ran to the 'gram to tell anyone who would listen. It does appear that he's finally got a growth spurt, and in a few years his mother will be a problem of his past.

Ryann, of course, is wearing crocs with black socks and a t-shirt three sizes too small to the airport. Much fashion.
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Then she made this video of all the hideous outfits she wore to impress her high school friends with at the bar.
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To be fair to Mississippi barflies this trash probably is the height of fashion. Tess should move back to 'sippi so she can be the big(gest) fish in a small pond.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Tess harassed Rylee the entire vacation until he agreed to let her post a photo of him on her feed. She immediately ran to the 'gram to tell anyone who would listen. It does appear that he's finally got a growth spurt, and in a few years his mother will be a problem of his past.

Ryann, of course, is wearing crocs with black socks and a t-shirt three sizes too small to the airport. Much fashion.
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Then she made this video of all the hideous outfits she wore to impress her high school friends with at the bar.
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Who is that on the front of her shirt?

 

[Akashic Retard]

Rylee is looking handsome. Keep on kiddo, soon you'll be legally free from your dumpster of a mother!

He will never be truly free tho

 

[Echnaton]

You know it's an advert to lure in those feeder johns.

Ha! Good luck Tess! Even the whalefuckers know what an imbecile she is. Best she can do is one of those extra sick fucks who's only watches how fat a bitch is and nothing else, like that bbwking nigger.

Like, an one night stand is the best she can pull off with any decent man lmfao. If she's lucky. I mean, her lolcowery has nothing to do with how fat she is, had she been skinny she'd just have a thread in another section. If she was just a fatty who does modelling she'd probably be mentioned on a semi-regular basis in that fat acceptance movement thread

 

[No Thank You]

Who is that on the front of her shirt?

It’s Shania Twain.



Hey Tess,
LEAVE SHANIA ALONE!!!

 

[Internet's Boyfriend]

Tess harassed Rylee the entire vacation until he agreed to let her post a photo of him on her feed. She immediately ran to the 'gram to tell anyone who would listen. It does appear that he's finally got a growth spurt, and in a few years his mother will be a problem of his past.

Ryann, of course, is wearing crocs with black socks and a t-shirt three sizes too small to the airport. Much fashion.
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I love how Rylee was like "Sure, you can put pictures of me on your instagram" then made sure to hide in the back where you can barely see him.

Then she made this video of all the hideous outfits she wore to impress her high school friends with at the bar.
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Tess once again demonstrating that she has the mental age of a teenager by making a big deal about putting 69 on her crocs.

 

[NoReturn]

Tess once again demonstrating that she has the mental age of a teenager by making a big deal about putting 69 on her crocs.

 

[Water-T]

Tess once again demonstrating that she has the mental age of a teenager by making a big deal about putting 69 on her crocs.

A 35 year old mother of two, ladies and gents.

 

[CaseyTatumm]

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God she’s fucking cringe. And we all know she physically incapable of actually performing the act of 69’ing lol

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

God she’s fucking cringe. And we all know she physically incapable of actually performing the act of 69’ing lol

With her it's more like 89

 

[taintmisbehavin]

“Literally ran to my phone to share lol” and the area and foundation of the house are still recovering.

I refuse to believe this story until I see a photo of a tray of snack cakes next to the phone .

 

[NoReturn]

Shit's ugly, yo.

Which sucks because they actually have some pretty things.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

What is that lmao?

 

[Constellationzero]

What is that lmao?

It's a cartoonish backhand to the memory of a Black drag queen who did not throw shade let alone shit at Stonewall.

The other thing's a butt ugly necklace.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

omfg I chose the wrong day to battle terrible WiFi and watch a stupid fuckin' TicTok. Help my brain.

I can't decide which is my favorite screenshot and the vodka isn't helping.

Le Derp, where the confused filter only made portions of her face angled and the rest is straight on?



The PERFECTLY RECTANGULAR face? I mean, c'mon, Ineed a carpenter's square to trace those jowls lolz

Or 'muh filter made atennis ball explode off've my fat face'?

Let's not even touch on how her neck changes sizes/shapes/tones throughout the whole stupid video, and how her 3rd chin keeps vanishing and reappearing. Or how her pores keep exploding into view then going plasticy-smooth like she's in Aqua's Barbie Girl or some shit.

Dun need a good eye to see the fuckery, and comparing her 'still' photo with her shit necklace to this abomination makes the comedy that much more rich.

BTW, rip my fucking ears. Imma need more liquor to recover my senses.

 

[Rotogravure]

What is that lmao?

Marsha P Johnson (Malcolm Michaels) a gay activist and drag queen (never transgender during lifetime). Involved in Stonewall in 69. [not actually there, edited]
This is the photo they are badly trying to recreate


They'd be much better off using something like this IMHO as it might translate better into the shitshow necklace that they made (but probably not)

 

[Trombonista]

Involved in Stonewall in 69.

While he was heavily involved with the gay rights movement that emerged after the Stonewall riot, he wasn't actually at Stonewall that night. Not that Tess would know or care about any of this.

 

[Cripple]

omfg I chose the wrong day to battle terrible WiFi and watch a stupid fuckin' TicTok. Help my brain.

I can't decide which is my favorite screenshot and the vodka isn't helping.

View attachment 2764048 Le Derp, where the confused filter only made portions of her face angled and the rest is straight on?



View attachment 2764050 The PERFECTLY RECTANGULAR face? I mean, c'mon, Ineed a carpenter's square to trace those jowls lolz

View attachment 2764053 Or 'muh filter made atennis ball explode off've my fat face'?

Let's not even touch on how her neck changes sizes/shapes/tones throughout the whole stupid video, and how her 3rd chin keeps vanishing and reappearing. Or how her pores keep exploding into view then going plasticy-smooth like she's in Aqua's Barbie Girl or some shit.

Dun need a good eye to see the fuckery, and comparing her 'still' photo with her shit necklace to this abomination makes the comedy that much more rich.

BTW, rip my fucking ears. Imma need more liquor to recover my senses.

Man and I used to think Chantal's filters were the hardest working filters on social media.