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Lolcow Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen - Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believe Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits. Marshall is dead.
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Is there a point where the court can decide "fuck you I'm not reading any more of this shit"? I know the judge in this case has warned about these constant irrelevant filings but it seems to have gone over Mel's head.
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Yes.
That was in the district court. The two latest docs have been from the appellate court which issued no such warning.
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I like Hardin's style.
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My favorite part of Melinda’s latest screech is us being a threat to her minor children and allegedly wanting to engage in criminal activities toward her children. And yet she’s still forced to put Wise County DSS as the lawsuit name since it was kicked off by a CPS visit most likely triggered by a concerned kiwi 
She usually gives me thunk provoking.
No fair.
She usually gives me thunk provoking.
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That kiwi has long since been banned. 5 times.likely triggered by a concerned kiwi
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Presented without further commentary.
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He was not the only kiwi that expresses concern for Melinda’s piglets, though. The sentiment of pity and belief they’d be better off without her has been in the thread from the start.
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I know it's late but I really, really hate the way she writes. She's far too wordy and it makes for a tiresome read. She could cut out about half of the words she uses and it would still get her banal point across.
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There's a point?
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Haha. Touché.
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Judge: Please, stop spamming me with irrelevant shit!
Melinda: *files insane 22-page manifesto about her understanding of the terms "scandalous" and "color of law"*
Also, "Nool mustn't be awarded attorney's fees because he helped run 8chan!" (paraphrased; pages 8 and 9) is now my favorite lolsuit-"legal argument" of all time.
Stand aside, Russell Greer, your lolsuit-prowess has been outmatched.
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To no one's surprise, Melinda fails to understand what an appellate court actually does. She's probably going to be told to stfu about Josh and Hardin. She had her chance to present all pleadings and evidence in the district court, now she's actively shoving irrelevant never-brought-up-before allegations in front of an appeals court. It really is a miscarriage of justice that she's been allowed this much leeway. Rate me optimistic, but this is probably where actual sanctions might come in.
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Mel is so in love with the phrase " Color Of Law" I bet she writes it over & over a hundred times a day.
It might be her safety phrase too.
It might be her safety phrase too.
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Melinda: The proof that it's true is that Moon never sued anyone for defamation when they said it about him!
No, Melinda, not everyone is a lawsuit happy harpy who has unlimited time on their hands, is poor enough to file ifp, and also dumb enough to go pro se.
No, Melinda, not everyone is a lawsuit happy harpy who has unlimited time on their hands, is poor enough to file ifp, and also dumb enough to go pro se.
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There are two courts involved. The District Court and the Appeals Court. The District Court Judge just issued such a warning. But I’m not sure if he will issue any further rulings until the Appeals Court kicks it back down to him. Which they unquestionably will do. The only actual valid question Mel has before the Appelate Court at this time is actually whether or not the District Court can impose an Appeal Bond on an IFP Pro Se litigant. Which they certainly can. And the appeals court will give wide discretion in such things to the trial court. Once they rule on that it gets kicked back down to the District Court to set the Apoeals Bond and fees. Before she can even begin filing an actual appeal on the merits of her case, once she satisfies the required bond. Which is pointless as her case has no merits, as has already been determined by the 4th circuit in a prior ruling on the same facts just presented with a different theory of law.
What makes this utterly hilarious is in the case she cites as for why she should not owe fees, the appeals court essentially kicked it back down to the District Court with instructions to recalculate the fee sanctions assigned against the Plaintiff to include the Defendants costs for the Appeal as well. Mel handed the 4th Circuit a roadmap of how to fuck her hard, and Mel being Mel, she didn’t realize it. Because she doesn’t fully read shit. She just skims for keywords and statements and assumes they validate her insane beliefs. God she’s a Moron.
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And she uses it incorrectly every time.
Whoever is their own lawyer has a fool for a client.
This is not the first time she has disproven her own case within caselaw she has cited.
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Or her safe word
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What good is a safe word in a relationship where spousal rape is a-OK? Abuse is on the table, but healthy boundaries are definitely off. Besides Marshall is a sov-cit weirdo, and we've all seen how excited they get while they are shouting that phrase at cops and judges, so it would probably confuse and turn him on, although he wouldn't really understand why, or what she was saying.Or her safe word