US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Pig Cups]

I love how they're saying "We're getting rid of him to cover our asses" even though in the beginning they went "He broke a rule, but it's family, so whatever!". CNN, you still look bad in this.

Wow, CNN actually went ahead and booted him. I thought for sure they'd be too prideful to let him go, but I guess what he'd been up to was too radioactive even for their bottom line.

Couldn't have happened to a nicer wretch of a being.

Holy shit I didn't think they'd do it.

Celebrate all you want, lads, but I personally don’t believe that this is the end of Fredo’s tenure at CNN.

“As a result, we have suspended Chris indefinitely, pending further evaluation.”

…Yeeeaaah, that doesn’t sound like he’s canned to me. Maybe they’re walking on eggshells with their wording as to not pile on Fredo too hard, but if I were to word it, it would sound more like: “As a result, we have terminated our professional relationship with Chris, effective immediately.” They even leave the door open with “pending further evaluation.” Not only that, he’s merely “suspended,” not fired. And while“indefinitely” could mean ‘forever,’ it could also mean ‘8 months.’

Why 8 months? Because that’s how long Toobin was suspended. Toobin basically set the precedent over at CNN; you can literally milk your prick in front of colleagues on a Zoom call and still be welcomed back as a commentator with open arms. Idk…I think Fredo’s surname and quasi-celebrity, coupled with his family’s proximity to power will result in his indefinite suspension being lifted and him returning to the chair once the outrage dies down. But that’s just me…

 

[King Dead]

This is something that I will always be baffled by. I lived in NYC for the first >20 years of my life, and while I could rant about how the MTA is completely fucking awful in every aspect for days on end, I still think that it's rather impressive that the largest and oldest public transportation system in the entire world even runs at all, much less 24 hours a day (sort of) 365 days a year (kind of). I also will never stop touting the fact that you could get from the tip of Long Island to the border of Yonkers for $2.50 as long as you don't mind switching lines and going from bus to train to bus for the entire day that you'd be riding. I didn't own a car for many years and saved a ton of money and lost some pounds by walking and using public transpo everywhere. Moving to FL and finding out that the bus system is absolute garbage and doesn't run on Sundays or late at night was a big shock. Don't get me wrong, I love owning my car and the freedom it provides, but it is more expensive than relying on public transport.

It just makes no sense to me that anyone trying to push a Green agenda focuses only on eliminating those naughty internal combustion engines without offering any solutions in the form of better public transportation systems for towns and cities with populations over a certain level. Obviously having a robust 24 hour bus system in Buttfuck Nowhere, Nebraska is nonsensical, but for a decent-sized city here in FL it's weird that the options are so crappy. It ties into the nuclear (power) option which was brought up by another poster and how it's always dismissed when it's the Greenest of all. Just strange that the obvious solutions are always ignored or even argued against. I wonder if Mayor Pete Bootyjudge will ever give a reasonable answer to some of these problems. HAHA jk, I know it's not even on his radar.

As has been brought up many times before, politicians don't want to fix problems, because if a problem gets fixed, then they can't campaign on fixing it anymore. A good example was gay marriage; with that problem pretty much solved, Dems had to move on to the much less popular troon rights, which is seeing far less returns. You might think that having a success to point to would be far more valuable, but if something gets fixed, that leads to constituents asking "right, but what have you done for me lately?" And when you don't have any answers to that, they'll start looking for other options. If, on the other hand, you can point to the other side and say they're why X problem isn't getting solved, you can make an argument for needing to be elected/reelected, actual results be damned.

So yeah, you and I can point out the easy solutions to any number of political issues, but we don't have to worry about winning elections. There's a reason "government work" is an oxymoron.

 

[AnitaSarsleezian]

I know the MSM loves to memory hole anything about Trump prior to 2015, but black men loved Trump because he was THE quintessential flashy/businessman "hustler" to them. There is no Jay-Z without Trump's inspiration.

Always makes me remember how Prince wrote a song for Morris Day and the Time about being a Black Donald Trump.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxomJgPpNTw

[Verse 1]
Honey baby
You truly know it (You truly know it)
You look good
Tryin' your best to show it

If I were you, I would
True love and affection
These are nice (so nice)
But when a money man walks in the room, girl
You look more than twice

You look once
You look twice
Can I rap to you sugar tonight?

[Chrous]
Donald Trump: black version
Maybe that's what you need
A man that fulfills your every wish
Your every dream

Donald Trump: black version
Come on, take a chance
A 1990's love affair
The real romance

Honey baby
You are the finest (You are the finest)
I have seen (I have seen)
And your disposition's so kind, you're never mean

Girl, you're to good to be true
But last night when you were asleep
You slipped big time, I heard you
You said your favorite color was green
So guess what?

[Chrous]
Donald Trump: black version
Maybe that's what you need
A man that fulfills your every wish
Your every dream

Donald Trump: black version
Come on take a chance
A 1990's love affair
The real romance

[Spoken Interlude]
Now look here, baby
I ain't tryin' to be 90 proof
But a super strong woman
She needs a super strong dude

[Bridge]
Sweet words of love are helpful
But what goes a lot farther than that?
A hundred dollar dinner at Adriano's?
A brand new coat or a brand new hat?
Yes, I can do this

[Chrous]
Donald Trump: black version
Maybe that's what you need (Oh, come on to the man)
A man that fulfills your every wish
Your every dream

Donald Trump: black version
Come on take a chance
A 1990's love affair
The real romance

[Outro]
(Diamonds and pearls) I wanna buy you things
(Maybe that's what you need)
'Cause I want all the other girls to bug
(A man that fulfills your every wish) My name is Morris, baby
(Your every dream) And I dig you

And when I dig somebody
(Donald Trump: black version) They stay dug
(Come on take a chance) They stay dug, baby
(A 1990's love affair)
(The real romance)

I..., I..., I..., I got what you need baby
Come on, baby
Come on, take a chance

 

[Aldeland]

As has been brought up many times before, politicians don't want to fix problems, because if a problem gets fixed, then they can't campaign on fixing it anymore. A good example was gay marriage; with that problem pretty much solved, Dems had to move on to the much less popular troon rights, which is seeing far less returns. You might think that having a success to point to would be far more valuable, but if something gets fixed, that leads to constituents asking "right, but what have you done for me lately?" And when you don't have any answers to that, they'll start looking for other options. If, on the other hand, you can point to the other side and say they're why X problem isn't getting solved, you can make an argument for needing to be elected/reelected, actual results be damned.

So yeah, you and I can point out the easy solutions to any number of political issues, but we don't have to worry about winning elections. There's a reason "government work" is an oxymoron.

Legitimate question for the thread. Do you all think the above issue of not solving issues to have easy reelections would be solved by having 1 or 2 term limits in congress?

 

[Some Badger]

This is something that I will always be baffled by. I lived in NYC for the first >20 years of my life, and while I could rant about how the MTA is completely fucking awful in every aspect for days on end, I still think that it's rather impressive that the largest and oldest public transportation system in the entire world even runs at all, much less 24 hours a day (sort of) 365 days a year (kind of). I also will never stop touting the fact that you could get from the tip of Long Island to the border of Yonkers for $2.50 as long as you don't mind switching lines and going from bus to train to bus for the entire day that you'd be riding. I didn't own a car for many years and saved a ton of money and lost some pounds by walking and using public transpo everywhere. Moving to FL and finding out that the bus system is absolute garbage and doesn't run on Sundays or late at night was a big shock. Don't get me wrong, I love owning my car and the freedom it provides, but it is more expensive than relying on public transport.

It just makes no sense to me that anyone trying to push a Green agenda focuses only on eliminating those naughty internal combustion engines without offering any solutions in the form of better public transportation systems for towns and cities with populations over a certain level. Obviously having a robust 24 hour bus system in Buttfuck Nowhere, Nebraska is nonsensical, but for a decent-sized city here in FL it's weird that the options are so crappy. It ties into the nuclear (power) option which was brought up by another poster and how it's always dismissed when it's the Greenest of all. Just strange that the obvious solutions are always ignored or even argued against. I wonder if Mayor Pete Bootyjudge will ever give a reasonable answer to some of these problems. HAHA jk, I know it's not even on his radar.

The MTA is never not a trashfire (I question if the Z train even exists, for one), but I'm indebted to it for saving me the trouble of having to actually drive into NYC whenever I'm called into work. What's saving them costs in the long run is sharply reducing the number of trains during operation in the late nights, meting out demand for transport in proportion to how many people are out/working. It's definitely a marvel of civil engineering and one of the few things I'd willingly let my tax dollars go to if I were living on the other side of the Hudson... and, you know, had some choice in the matter of where my taxes go.

Being forced to pay double my fare for the PATH is a fucking crime though.

Anyway, Mayor Pete really rubs me the wrong way in a way that a lot of gay urban liberals do: rural communities are a complete afterthought to them. Indiana's a pretty big state, you can't just funnel taxpayer money into bus routes that somehow end up being underfunded and unreliable. My home state can barely make it work and it's one of the smallest states in the union. Making more bus routes doesn't solve much in a country as large and as spread out as the United States, and the demand for electricity and diesel-sized lithium batteries to power all these green buses across fifty states of varying size and population density will do more harm to the planet in the long term than fossil fuels ever could.

Under Bootyjudge, Middle America may as well just revert to agrarian feudalism if he's so dead-set on making car ownership as prohibitively expensive as possible.

 

[Oats12345]

It's an aphrodisiac of sorts to do what society has declared taboo and/or illegal. It's also a power move in certain parts of the world.

Also, some men just like them young and tender; ask the beaners and sand-niggers. I have an hispanic uncle-in-law who would openly declare his attraction to 14yos, saying it's when the pussy is at it's peak. Their culture doesn't see it as a bad thing so long as you can sustain the young woman should you impregnate her.

Still I see Trump more of the guy who wants to fuck a big boob blonde bimbo rather than the underage girl who barely has anything. (As weid as that sounds)

Fredo is out of CNN indefinitely. The statement from CNN attached.

I can't belive they did it!!!. So this is how the Cuomo family dies.

 

[Constellationzero]

If they really and truly cared about getting us off of fossil fuels, they would be greenlighting nuclear plants like there was no tomorrow. But despite advancements being made to make nuclear power much safer, it's virtually impossible to get one up and running, and the public's perception (helped in no small part by the recent Chernobyl miniseries) remains stuck in the "ticking time bomb" mindset.

Instead they figure they can convert us all to wind and solar and that'll be enough to power the green future. Never mind that windmills and solar panels aren't easily recycled and frequently don't even cover the energy required to manufacture them before they need to be replaced, never mind that they're intermittent power sources at best, never mind you need massive amounts of land to even come close to producing a decent amount of power. They make greenies feel good and that's all that matters!

Pete Butts is a fucking moron, but he's in good company in Sleepy Joe's cabinet. Between him and his failures to do anything about the supply chain crisis, Blinken bending over to get assraped by China, Granholm laughing at people's complaints about high gas prices, and Mayorkas's utter failure to do anything about the southern border, it's like a competition to see who can be the absolute dumbest and most loathsome fuck in the administration.

Green Mile Island is probably still in a lot of people's minds. Got a nuclear plant about 50 miles from where I live. Growing up in schools, teachers would remind everyone how the town it's in and everything surrounding it would be yeeted to the time of Christ first in a terrorist attack.

But I agree 100% About greenlighting more nuclear plants. Or...yanno...reopening Keystone.

 

[Oats12345]

Does anyone else follow Donald Trump Jr. On Instagram. I do and he's funny as fuck

 

[Blackhole]

Does anyone else follow Donald Trump Jr. On Instagram. I do and he's funny as fuck

i don't use zuccgram. post pics of the funny pls

 

[Oats12345]

i don't use zuccgram. post pics of the funny pls

This one for instance is great

 

[gaystoner]

Biden admin seething

 

[Some Badger]

Even if these mandates fail to pass (and there's an overwhelming lack of support for them even just judicially), what worries me is the fact that the more emboldened Western Europe becomes in their vaccine mandates, neither Biden nor the CDC will back down in their own attempts, either. As of this writing, the Austrian government has just declared a universal vaccine mandate that needs to met by February 2022, under penalty of an obscene fine or detainment.

Moreover, what's stopping EU states from barring travel to anyone from the US who isn't vaccinated?

 

[Oxous]

When will Omar and Greene catfight each other on the Capitol steps? And more importantly, will it be filmed?

Omar releases profanity-laced voicemail​

Spoiler: Full Article

(archive)
The political back-and-forth between Reps. Lauren Boebert (R-Colo.) and Ilhan Omar (D-Minn.) took a jarring turn Tuesday night, when Omar played a tape of a death threat she said she received after Boebert's jabs at the Muslim lawmaker's political record.

Driving the news: Omar alternately quavered and wore a stern expression as she stood in a House television galley, held a tape recorder and played a voicemail in which an unnamed caller called her a "Sand [n-word] bitch" and a "f-cking traitor."

Why it matters: House Democratic leadership had already been considering taking action against Boebert for her "harmful and dangerous" comments against Omar. It comes as Congress navigates new levels of hateful, racist and gendered rhetoric against lawmakers on both sides of the aisle.

• House Democrats met Tuesday night to discuss a resolution condemning Islamaphobia but did not reach an agreement, a source familiar with the matter told Axios.
• Omar told reporters during her news conference that Boebert's comments "cannot go without punishment," adding that "if and when the Republican conference fails to do so, it is going to be our job to do that.”

What they're saying:

• Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga.), who, like Boebert, often uses the term “Jihad Squad” to brand Omar and her fellow members of The Squad, said she doesn’t watch Omar’s press conferences and refused to listen to a recording of the voicemail.
• “I receive death threats because of your bullsh-t, so don’t throw that at me,” Greene told reporters 0n the Capitol steps Tuesday night. She told an aide she was being “accosted by ridiculous media trying to blame death threats on [me].”
• Rep. Paul Gosar (R-Ariz.) was censured and booted from committees earlier this month after tweeting an anime video depicting violence against President Biden and Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-N.Y.), another member of the Democratic progressive Squad.
• Rep. Adam Kinzinger (R-Ill.), who voted to strip the committee assignments of Greene and Gosar, told Axios he would “consider” a similar measure for Boebert.
• Rep. Don Bacon (R-Neb.) said, “I do think we should be professionals. Let’s treat each other with respect."
• Alluding to an earlier exchange between Greene and a fellow Republican, Rep. Nancy Mace of South Carolina, Bacon added that "calling someone ‘trash’ is wrong, too. I just think it’s beneath us.”

The backdrop: Following the weekend release of Boebert's jabs at Omar, the two had a phone call on Monday that devolved into them demanding public apologies from one another.

• Omar eventually hung up, according to accounts from both lawmakers.
• House Majority Leader Steny Hoyer said that call was not sanctioned by Democratic leadership, but that House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy had earlier proposed such a call on the premise Boebert wanted to apologize.

 

[chiobu]

lmao

 

[CrippleThreat]

Trump, always cleaning up the mistakes of his peers.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

Green Mile Island is probably still in a lot of people's minds. Got a nuclear plant about 50 miles from where I live. Growing up in schools, teachers would remind everyone how the town it's in and everything surrounding it would be yeeted to the time of Christ first in a terrorist attack.

But I agree 100% About greenlighting more nuclear plants. Or...yanno...reopening Keystone.

It's THREE Mile Island, not Green Mile Island. Although a movie about a radioactive John Coffey does sound kinda dope.

Biden admin seething

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OOF. But wait a minute.....why would they be joining up with Bannon? Someone please explain.

Moreover, what's stopping EU states from barring travel to anyone from the US who isn't vaccinated?

>implying I would want to visit their shitty, migrant-filled countries

Driving the news: Omar alternately quavered and wore a stern expression as she stood in a House television galley, held a tape recorder and played a voicemail in which an unnamed caller called her a "Sand [n-word] bitch" and a "f-cking traitor."

I'll take "Shit That Didn't Happen" for $1000, Alex.

 

[deeplyhigh]

Even if these mandates fail to pass (and there's an overwhelming lack of support for them even just judicially), what worries me is the fact that the more emboldened Western Europe becomes in their vaccine mandates, neither Biden nor the CDC will back down in their own attempts either. As of this writing, the Austrian Government has just declared a universal vaccine mandate that needs to met by February 2022, under penalty of an obscene fine or detainment.

Moreover, what's stopping EU states from barring travel to anyone from the US who isn't vaccinated?

Eurocucks cucked again. Your second question can be easily solved with a printer for now since it is only a matter of time until that happens. Pierre the Customs Official is unlikely to spend more than a few milliseconds looking at a person’s papers as long as you are not nervous af.

 

[Gehenna]

It's THREE Mile Island, not Green Mile Island. Although a movie about a radioactive John Coffey does sound kinda dope.

OOF. But wait a minute.....why would they be joining up with Bannon? Someone please explain.

>implying I would want to visit their shitty, migrant-filled countries
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I'll take "Shit That Didn't Happen" for $1000, Alex.

Ostensibly, because the DOJ setting precedent on being able to keep this sealed fucks them over to. It's a massive overreach even the partisan media can't ignore.

 

[Oxous]

lmao

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Rumor mill has it that Omar and House Dems are working on drafting a resolution to condemn Islamophobia - as a baseline, they'll likely try to escalate even further. This is a political beef I think could become interesting, because the two people involved have personalities that sort of just lend themselves to political drama.

Omar very clearly goes off the deep end when people make jokes about her religion, plus she's in The Squad so she's got that entitlement factor. Greene on the other hand has amassed over $48,000 in fines for refusing to wear a mask and she still doesn't wear one. Meant to talk about Boebert, but that's still worth knowing. She [Boebert] is nothing if not absolutely spiteful. I could see at least one potential timeline where Greene Boebert gets caught calling Omar a nigger or something behind closed doors. Or Greene, actually, both of them have that potential.

 

[Getting tard comed]

You know, if I thought about weakening a country's military capabilities, I'd tell a bunch of soldiers they'd have to take an unnecessary vaccine or else. I wonder who would benefit from this.

Tbh, if I have to choose between globo homo, Russia and Xi's way.. first it's Putin of course but after that Xi's way all the way. I'm not too upset that globohomo is actively weakening itself. It's gonna suck balls for awhile but I'm pretty sure it's gonna be better for everyone in the long run.