DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[N0thingICanDo]

get well soon

Thanks fam!

Even though I'm sick I still had to do my 9-5 job because I'm a loser according to DSP

I also haven't had a tip in......17 years since my last server jahb, so....not sure how I survived all these year if DSP can't survive without getting a tip in the last half an hour...

 

[YokuNama]

Sorry no stream update today

I was sick all week (not covid)

$192 Total tip in the early stream for those who cares

Top tip $26 by some autistic losers

328/365 membership goal

No worries. Its hard watching his shit even when fully healthy.

I'm sure we'll hear a rant about this. "Some dumbfuck troll try to impersonate my wife with a mean comment towards me. I'm not putting up with anyone's stupid fucking shit anymore." *Snort*

He needs to stop worrying about some random guy "disrespecting his wife" and worry about how his wife feels during the holidays being a complete fucking ghost. For 3 years this woman hasn't been seen by us or her family. Working retail during the holidays she gets to see all the happy families with kids running around only for her to return home to a complete shut in who wants no kids and forces her to never have social media. Gotta get to her sometimes.

 

[DerichLovesNWA]

Oney made a jab at our boy today…sorry phone posting

https://youtu.be/tp1xeHy028A (17:35 time stamp)

Phil’s a fag but so is Oney, lead purveyor of le wacky newgrounds face which plagues the Internet to this day until he got lazy and made a podcast. Fuck them both tbh

 

[Freshtodeath]

It is super weird that Kat doesn't "pop in" now and then. Every streamer i watch will at least have their GF/BF say hi real quick once in awhile. You don't have to make her part of your content she can just say hi for a second.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

It is super weird that Kat doesn't "pop in" now and then. Every streamer i watch will at least have their GF/BF say hi real quick once in awhile. You don't have to make her part of your content she can just say hi for a second.

Agree, there could be several reasons:

1) She can't fit through the door. #1
2)She doesn't give a shit about Phil and his job and just want to be left alone so she can play Skyrim. (Roommates not real husband/wife situation)
3) She not home that often because she's getting railed by Jim and Tyrone.

#1:

 

[TurdFondler]

Phil treats his stream like a gruelling 9 to 5. Your wife can't just walk into your job you morahns, he sees her on his lunch breaks.

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

He needs to stop worrying about some random guy "disrespecting his wife" and worry about how his wife feels during the holidays being a complete fucking ghost. For 3 years this woman been seen by nobody and you know working retail during the holidays she gets to see all the happy families with kids happily running around only for to return home to be around a complete shut in who wants no kids and forced to never have social media. Gotta get to her sometimes.

Phil only cares what you can do for Phil. To him, you're an asset. His parents are/were an asset for him to use, and when he didn't get his way a la Wolverine toy, you're on his shit-list. Everyone that associated with Phil, you're an asset to be used.

Personally, I've had issues with my parents, but I never called them "fucking stupid." over a toy when I was supposed to be a mature adult. Leanna was the potential soul-maid, but when Leanna got a little independence, she bounced out of there quicker than a tip sunk into WWE Champions. Same with John and Howard. Once they realized they were just assets to Phil, they bounced.

Another example, when someone brought up what's going to happen with Kat if something happens to Phil, that's when the mask slipped and the truth came out. His exact statement was "I don't care." Which proves yet again, that their marriage is a sham and most likely either for tax purposes, and for her to pick up where Leanna left off; be the mom wife and don't bother him when he's "working." Phil only gives a fuck about Phil and his wants.

As far as Kat not having a social media, that's easy: because he knows that the INSTANT Kat decides to get back on the internet, the detractor community is going HARD to get info out of her, to the point where they'll drive her back off a la Subaru man, John/Howard. Leanna RECENTLY came back, but we've all agreed to let her be and wish her the best. Now, if Leanna was to drop some gold about Phil, best believe we'd all be there wanting behind the scenes info.

 

[Iron Hamster]

> hits tips goal
> "we didn't hit the tips goal during many streams the past week, please make up for that"

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It's. Never. Enough.

lol. What an unmitigated piece of shit. You got $174 more than you're worth Phail.

 

[Paladin Derich]

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digging in his ear like crazy while he explains how its very important to become a youtube member

Here comes another ear infection.

 

[Personal Jesus]

Why does Phil call Forza (Fortza)?? It’s supposed to be pronounced how it appears, it’s not Italian. Dude thinks he’s in an Olive Garden.

I know the word is Italian, but in the game I hear it pronounced differently. If the devs pronounce it “fortza”, the way it should be pronounced, then I’ll retract my comment. I thought they were purposely putting an American accent on the word and Phil was just being the usual faggot but I guess Phil is right here.

https://twitter.com/ForzaMotorsport/status/1089391057656197120

 

[George Beorge]

DSP immediately figured out the room in Metroid Dread that David Jaffe threw a hissy fit over.
DSP is a better gamer than the designer of God of War.
Let that sink in, folks.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

DSP immediately figured out the room in Metroid Dread that David Jaffe threw a hissy fit over.
DSP is a better gamer than the designer of God of War.
Let that sink in, folks.

You act like that wasn't plastered all over twitter where he lives 24/7 for a week or two. Games almost two months old as well, enough time to do some studying of the game. Hence this playthrough will sadly be another guidethrough.

 

[Surly Muppet]

So Slayer turned up tonight, everyone's favorite NuWhale, and said that he can't contribute as much.
He then told Phil that after contributing so much during the last Lost Judgement Stream, he received DM's on Youtube harassing him.
Phil then popped off and used that as a means to remind anyone that wanted to contribute that it may be wise to use an alias.

So two weeks after shrieking that OiC doesn't tip anymore and the aliases aren't him, he has resumed encouraging whales to tip on socks.

Then later, Phil mentioned that he recommended people close their DMs on Twitch, but that YT didn't have a message system.
He agreed with the whale when the whale said he got harassed, then admitted 2 minutes later that he was aware that the whale was lying about the harassment - there was no way he received direct messages on Youtube.

I... don't even know what this is. It's one of the most nonsense whale exchanges I've ever seen.
Slayer then concluded by saying that he's been a fan for 10 years. So he was likely memeing for detractors, but Phil went full spin for no apparent reason.

EDIT: ndo just tipped $100 immediately after Slayer tipped another $1.50.
I think this is strongly suggestive that ndo is a Slayer sock.
The exchange before was to set up the socking, and then then $1.50 tip was to confirm that he sent the tip under ndo.
ndo said nothing in his message and doesn't appear to be active in the chat.

EDIT 2: Phil joked that it was rainy because a giant troll was in the sky, crying, because of the contribution.
Wasn't it 2 days ago that Phil said he didn't encourage people to tip in order to own the trolls? That's literally what he just said.

 

[Dona Morte]

- slayer channel
Ndo103?
EDIT: Apologies gentlemen. Did not know these two individuals have been uncovered.
Very interesting individuals. It is nice to hear them speak.

 

[Chandler Bing]

So Slayer turned up tonight, everyone's favorite NuWhale, and said that he can't contribute as much.
He then told Phil that after contributing so much during the last Lost Judgement Stream, he received DM's on Youtube harassing him.
Phil then popped off and used that as a means to remind anyone that wanted to contribute that it may be wise to use an alias.

So two weeks after shrieking that OiC doesn't tip anymore and the aliases aren't him, he has resumed encouraging whales to tip on socks.

Then later, Phil mentioned that he recommended people close their DMs on Twitch, but that YT didn't have a message system.
He agreed with the whale when the whale said he got harassed, then admitted 2 minutes later that he was aware that the whale was lying about the harassment - there was no way he received direct messages on Youtube.

I... don't even know what this is. It's one of the most nonsense whale exchanges I've ever seen.
Slayer then concluded by saying that he's been a fan for 10 years. So he was likely memeing for detractors, but Phil went full spin for no apparent reason.

EDIT: ndo just tipped $100 immediately after Slayer tipped another $1.50.
I think this is strongly suggestive that ndo is a Slayer sock.
The exchange before was to set up the socking, and then then $1.50 tip was to confirm that he sent the tip under ndo.
ndo said nothing in his message and doesn't appear to be active in the chat.

EDIT 2: Phil joked that it was rainy because a giant troll was in the sky, crying, because of the contribution.
Wasn't it 2 days ago that Phil said he didn't encourage people to tip in order to own the trolls? That's literally what he just said.

Thanks for keeping us up to date. Took a super long break myself from Phil. Maybe a year almost now and just came back a week or 2 ago to see there's this new main thread and lots of trolls and detractors have finally moved on.

 

[Boom Boss]

DSP immediately figured out the room in Metroid Dread that David Jaffe threw a hissy fit over.
DSP is a better gamer than the designer of God of War.
Let that sink in, folks.

I don't even know how David Jaffe couldn't figure that out. There is a message in the beginning of the game saying to shoot the walls and look for secret areas.

 

[IHateMyJob]

EDIT: ndo just tipped $100 immediately after Slayer tipped another $1.50.
I think this is strongly suggestive that ndo is a Slayer sock.
The exchange before was to set up the socking, and then then $1.50 tip was to confirm that he sent the tip under ndo.
ndo said nothing in his message and doesn't appear to be active in the chat.

EDIT 2: Phil joked that it was rainy because a giant troll was in the sky, crying, because of the contribution.
Wasn't it 2 days ago that Phil said he didn't encourage people to tip in order to own the trolls? That's literally what he just said.

The ndo/Slayer is a good theory. We all know that people who give Phil money are fucking idiots but to give him $100 and not attach a message to the tip is a special kind of stupid.

 

[Crooked 16th]

DSP immediately figured out the room in Metroid Dread that David Jaffe threw a hissy fit over.
DSP is a better gamer than the designer of God of War.
Let that sink in, folks.

Him and Kat watched a playthrough 100%

 

[Surly Muppet]

The ndo/Slayer is a good theory. We all know that people who give Phil money are fucking idiots but to give him $100 and not attach a message to the tip is a special kind of stupid.

If they're separate, it seems odd that Slayer and Phil appeared aware that there was a large tip coming...

I think we got some snippets of this lore before, but just to document the story that Phil told about his discovery that Santa was not real:
- He was watching QVC with his mom one afternoon (probably on one of their Philip/Mommy days that Kat now aspires to recreate)
- The host mentioned that Santa wasn't real - Phil guessed it was because they target housewives, so they could talk openly about that
- His mom was shocked, but she told little bulbous-headed Phillip the truth
- They then had a family gathering with his aunt and uncle because his grandparents were 'out of the picture' for a lot of his youth (guess it is a Burnell tradition to cut your parents out of your life)
- His mom warned him that his cousin, Kristen (Kirsten?), who was younger than little Philip, still believed in the Christmas Whale, and that he was not to spoil it for her
- Phil didn't, because he was a smart boy
- Despite this vivid story, Phil mysteriously blanked on how old he was when this occurred. He suspected it was 10 at the oldest, but may have been younger because Kristen was still little. Much like the Wolverine Toy Betrayal occurring when he was about 15, Phil was probably 13 when this happened because he was developmentally challenged or something

I vaguely remember that QVC part before, but the Kristen lore may be newer.

 

[Dona Morte]

I do not think NDO and Slayer are the same person. IF these are their channels. I know voice comparisons are shit but they really do not sound the same.
- Not the same channels, but I have to admit they could be lost at birth.
They look VERY similar.
NDO

Slayer.