🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 48 44.9%
  • Half a year.

    Votes: 12 11.2%
  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 47 43.9%

  • Total voters
    107
Ralph should get that shirt if it’s available in XXXL and hangs an extra 8 inches below the belt in the front.

His ability to alienate absolutely everyone he knows or associates is truly amazing. Hope he’s turning the screws tight on Mantsu to ensure she doesn’t turn into a psycho cunt lying snake like everyone else.
She doesn't have to turn into something that she already is. Just look at Faith's leaked messages with her where Mantsu talks about keeping blackmail on Digi and presumably Ralph too.
 
Are you fucking kidding me? Again? Did this Rand thing cut him so deep he needed to go back to Vegas? Fucks sake.
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Careful Ralph, they are gaining sentience.


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Side note: the Rand sperg continued.

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gunt you dont let anyone talk any mild criticism to your face, the only option people have left to stay in your graces is suck ass and if they have any issues discussing it away from your piggy little snout. maybe if you want people to confront you with issues personally dont start a fucking intergenerational eternal fucking blood feud because they idk think the kill report logo should be blue or some shit.

i love that we can now measure ralphs felted status by vegas trips, how long do you think this ones going to be after losing yet another "friend" and him confirming ralph pays off or possibly blackmails or threatens all the people still on.

She doesn't have to turn into something that she already is. Just look at Faith's leaked messages with her where Mantsu talks about keeping blackmail on Digi and presumably Ralph too.
oh fuck the fallout for when he hits her on a binger, were going to get mantsu with a tape measure next to his bloated sleeping course measuring him out at 5'1 and possibly even shorter complete with an exact diameter of the gunt at that time, its going to be glorious and ralph might two month long vegas trips to cope.
 
She doesn't have to turn into something that she already is. Just look at Faith's leaked messages with her where Mantsu talks about keeping blackmail on Digi and presumably Ralph too.
I think about 90% of the leaked texts from “Pantsu” were actually Ralph using her account to manipulate Faith. He was trying to not-very-subtlety find out if she was keeping dirt on him. Ethan projects his own vile behavior on others constantly.
 
Ralph going hambeast on Graf and Josh because Graf associates with Josh.


Found out who muted KOP :

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Baws Hogg calls in to Ade Blair Gunt's Ass.

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oof and for less than 300 bots too! also lol no pig we already know the dono bar is fake weve seen you for years get tiny donos that add up to less than minimum wage or even double digits dollar amounts and youre in thousands of dollars in debt and failed to even raise 7 percent of it, youre broke, youre a certified poorfag, and youre a destitute failure who will be eating out of the trash not by choice this time, mantsus already trying to cut costs on fucking under a dollar tomato sauce lmfao.

What does the gunt thinks of my parodies guntguard?

"in bed with Lolicons" nigger you impregnated a lolicon.
oh another layer of hypocrisy, not only that he called people like zoom a pedo before and after associating with and even calling them friends while ignoring any concerns from his own fanbase and he constantly snakes on his own for wanting to leave to not be associated with people and he says thats telling him who he cant associate with, just so much hypocrisy its probably why his fucking gunt is so bloated and droopy, split one way and the other like his words and actions. two faced little fat snake.

also update on ethan possibly being a chomo faggot, he declined to comment or even block my account asking him about this, wonder why? :
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Wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait.

What do you mean "THINK the WWE is real"?!
Don't worry, he was hyperbolically referring to the corruption in WWE. The heart of the sport, those grizzled, oiled wrestlers, are 100% real and actually hit each other with chairs and ladders. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise champ.
 
It's amazing how everything in Ethan's life manages to circle back to Josh.
Josh was the catalyst. Ralph had always been a wigger and prone to dumb shit, but he was still balanced on that wigger knife's edge. Josh made one corn joke and Ralph's on tilt ever since.

Some people here and there made fun of Ralph. PPP even took a good shot at it. But ultimately Ralph was still fairly well liked.

His poor reaction to a stupid joke exposed how thin skinned he really was and opened the floodgates for people to target him. Every melt down Ralph has had has been a direct extension of the poor decisions he made during his previous melt down. It's a direct line all the way back to melt down #1, a corn joke made by Josh. Ralph knows it and he seethes over it.
 
Josh was the catalyst. Ralph had always been a wigger and prone to dumb shit, but he was still balanced on that wigger knife's edge. Josh made one corn joke and Ralph's on tilt ever since.

Some people here and there made fun of Ralph. PPP even took a good shot at it. But ultimately Ralph was still fairly well liked.

His poor reaction to a stupid joke exposed how thin skinned he really was and opened the floodgates for people to target him. Every melt down Ralph has had has been a direct extension of the poor decisions he made during his previous melt down. It's a direct line all the way back to melt down #1, a corn joke made by Josh. Ralph knows it and he seethes over it.
Never forget Ralph's thread was a ghost town, even occasionally receiving praise for not going completely down the toilet after the pill stream.

But after PPP v Dick/Nick stream and the corn joke, it all exploded.
 
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