Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering

[rocknrollmartian]

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Aww she says homeowner like shes actually on the Deed....

She admits to being a total clueless poseur, but it's cool because it's so masc-affirming. Who cares if she ruins the cabinets? That's not the point.

 

[Constellationzero]

I think this should be a disclaimer in the OP of every thread in BP. A malignant narcissist is not born in a vacuum. Of course, every rule has its exception, but to have the degree of Cluster B pathology our gorls display, something very bad and disruptive almost always has to happen in extremely early childhood.

I gurantee Julianna's mother is one. Look, any "parent" In her case--the literal carrying case, since Julianna was put in foster care, who shunts their responsibility and then slimes around long after they're out of danger of having to pay child support or parent to play BFF with their cast-off (see Fat Albert's MAWM), is guaran-goddamn-teed to be a malignant narc.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

They need to be photoshopped eating salad like an awful stock photo.

They need to eat an actual salad

 

[bathtub-tigers]

Lmao juliana is coco’s tenant at best
Imagine corissa being your landlord. i’d rather be homeless.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

She admits to being a total clueless poseur, but it's cool because it's so masc-affirming. Who cares if she ruins the cabinets? That's not the point.

Gender affirming cabinetry (no trade required).

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

Lmao juliana is coco’s tenant at best
Imagine corissa being your landlord. i’d rather be homeless.

Daily calorie intake must be 40 times tdee, no exceptions

 

[Smiling Honeybadger]

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Aww she says homeowner like shes actually on the Deed....

Oh wow, and earlier I repressed the notion that this is like giving a toddler two wooden bricks to clank together. And while they clank away, you tell them: "Awwwh, are You my little Bob The Builder?!" Too bad this is a 400+ Pounds toddler, on her way to death before 35...

 

[Constellationzero]

You can imagine that picture of Julianna "working" was just for the picture only. She's so corpulent (scarily so), that just the mere act of switching on that Home Depot Black & Decker 19.99$ sander will throw her in a physical tailspin of breathless huffing and snarfing while the red blotches collect and multiply on her face.
Shit, that little cabinet door didn't even look like it had any sanding marks on it.

Plus, look again: Julianna miiiiight get her bewbie caught under it. How invalidating would that be?

 

[Echnaton]

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Aww she says homeowner like shes actually on the Deed....

Man look at this shit, bitch so fat she can't even reach the damn thing properly. Her gut is probably so goddamn oversized she can't even lean forward when sitting!

 

[rutinacea max]

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Aww she says homeowner like shes actually on the Deed....

uhhhh so are you a butch or are you trans-masculine, J? aren't these two, like, mutually exclusive?
spoiler alert: she's neither, but you get my point

 

[Tumbo]

"Look at me I'm a homeowner" - Dr Zoidberg this pretty much sums up this whole saga thus far.

 

[GenociderSyo]

 

[Cripple]

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God I hope the sister isn't one of those "paint with menstrual blood" bougie types.

I also hope whatever the sister has it's not asbestos related.

 

[GenociderSyo]

God I hope the sister isn't one of those "paint with menstrual blood" bougie types.

Seems pretty normal things especially her one of Corissa and the sun:

 

[Gilkore]

Seems pretty normal things especially her one of Corissa and the sun:
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Gotta love how even the emoji is more correct than this idiot who paints stars where the shadow ought to be

 

[ThrashedRadio]

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Jfc she could have filmed this any other time during the day or taken the mask off for five minutes, but instead she decided she needed to LARP as a DIY Kween and remind us just how much “work” she is putting in

 

[Angry New Ager]

Jfc she could have filmed this any other time during the day or taken the mask off for five minutes, but instead she decided she needed to LARP as a DIY Kween and remind us just how much “work” she is putting in

I love how she's so terminally fat she's got to sit down to sand cabinet doors, instead of doing it while sanding.

The ergonomics of sitting vs. standing are absolutely terrible, and it will require a lot more effort to do that job than standing would. That's why Juliana wasn't able to finish a job that would take a normal person one long afternoon of labor, and now Corissa's out there continuing it. But I guess she'll get to brag about how hard she's working on her dream house.

 

[10547875]

Seems pretty normal things especially her one of Corissa and the sun:
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I'm so used to looking at Becky's artwork on here that I was immediately taken aback by how seemingly decent these are, lol. Not my particular style but at least it is art that would sell.

Edit: I meant "sell" as in sell to a niche market that is likely made up of already known friends and family members, not "sell" as in "sell out consistently because the art is so good", lol.

 

[behavioral swamp thang]

I'm so used to looking at Becky's artwork on here that I was immediately taken aback by how seemingly decent these are, lol. Not my particular style but at least it is art that would sell.

Honey, you've just spending too much time on the farms where most of the art looks like this-

Sister Rissa's stuff is okay, but there's so much better stuff out there in that style.
All of her sales will be pity sales from friends and family. I'm sure Corissa will be first in line for the hippo watercolor.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

It's not amazing, but at least Amanda's art doesn't burn my eyes so that's an improvement. It's really stupid that she wants to make this a "career" when that should be an Etsy side business at the most.

JULIANA and Corissa getting Covid saga when?