Skitzocow Kindness / Alyssa Jo Frauens / @KindKinkster / AJ Frauens / Stella Lawrence / Zion Stellar and Paul Mendoza / Bonnie Nelson / @BonnieMakes - LF BPD munchie furry dogsitter to pee in bathtub and eat all my food, inquire inside, hourly rates

[Molly White's Breast Milk]

I'm partial to horrlarity - or whorlarity in Kindness' case.

 

[Questionable Ceviche]

You might be onto something here. There’s definitely something up with the mother, to explain the trainwreck she raised.

Much like how we did not get to choose our parents, parents do not get to choose their biological children. Alyssa is extremely mentally ill, and we can't believe anything that she says. She's disconnected from reality and manipulative on top of that. We can only go by what we've seen. Her mom posted positive, affirming, loving messages about how proud she was of her daughter on Twitter before everything fell off a cliff a few years ago. We also suspect that her mom is paying her bills to some extent to stop her headfucked daughter from becoming homeless. There's no reason for us to believe that there was anything going on in the home that caused her schizophrenia or BPD. Are there environmental risk factors? Absolutely. Every household is a little bit dysfunctional, and not everyone ends up like this. Sometimes people just roll a really unlucky genetic dice.

A lot of lolcows do have super fucked up families, but we don't have evidence of that in this case. In fact, we've seen her telling a bunch of lies about 'abuse' at her old, cushy job that had a bunch of perks and benefits. Alyssa being the way she is represents a tragedy to her family. Imagine that thing gradually taking over your daughter's body, turning the smiling child you held and raised into a scabby, incoherent changeling. Alyssa is the exact opposite of what most parents want their kids to end up like.

 

[lamp shade]

The seizures don't exist so she's not going to have any when its not convenient to do so.

Same with “being plural.” What happened to Ezra? Or the angry one? Or the dragon lady? We never hear from them anymore.

 

[break these cuffs]

I sympathise with the posters who don’t want to believe that kindness is a legit stripper because she’s too gross, crazy and scabrous. Unfortunately she’s not fat so her willingness to pull a footlong out of her ass like a string of clowns exiting an unusually hairy car would make her highly employable in many low budget live sex shows, if they’re available in her area. Her sadsack solo sex toy collection checks out for that line of work and strip club owners don’t usually have a problem employing BPD drug-fucked whackjobs with low self esteem and who will do nasty extras for pennies if they’re too ugly to make money as a normie stripper.
Her vag is one very uncanny valley though, between the massive T-clit, strangely testicular-looking outer labia and yet absolutely fuck-all inner labia. Looks more like the very pinnacle of troon frankenpussys than a real one.

I have no doubt Alyssa could be one of the morning dancers at Tobie's; the greasiest strip club in J-Vegas. Jacksonville, NC is the East Coast mecca for the Marine Corps with Camp Lejeune, Camp Gieger, MCAS New River, MCAS Cherry Point, and Stone Bay providing more than enough degenerates to keep it running.

 

[MetalParakeet]

I once went to a strip club that had 2 dancers. One was super high on coke and couldn't stop telling me about her dad. The other was covered in plastic surgery and talked to no one. Wasn't sure if she just couldn't emote due to the plastic or if she was just that dead inside, because both seemed possible.

The strip dance room was a portable changing room in the middle of the bar that had a curtain that didn't fully close.

That's kindness' type of bar

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Same with “being plural.” What happened to Ezra? Or the angry one? Or the dragon lady? We never hear from them anymore.

Speaking of Alyssa's headmates, I made a chart to keep track of them all. Tell me what you think.

Spoiler

I wanna take you for a ride!
I wanna take you for a ride!

 

[Humbert Humbert]

It still sounds significantly better than e.g. Kindness getting fingerbanged by Bonnie under the table in a family restaurant and then immediately confronted by a waitress

That actually did happen within the past couple days minus the family restaurant [A]

Anyways, I got all her “littles+Bonnie” tweets here [1], [2], [3]


I do not think I need to explain why this is makes their relationship even more disturbing. Bonnie’s the one that initiated this “littles” shit, he probably gets off on control even more than he did before with just a retarded Alyssa, now he has a retarded child Alyssa that calls him “mommy”. Alyssa gets praise and validation (either Bonnie doesn’t/rarely gives it to her, or not the way she wants) in return, and she also feels justified in being the human embodiment of a failed adult when she’s larping as a child. It’s just… Another display of true love, people!

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

I sympathise with the posters who don’t want to believe that kindness is a legit stripper because she’s too gross, crazy and scabrous. Unfortunately she’s not fat so her willingness to pull a footlong out of her ass like a string of clowns exiting an unusually hairy car would make her highly employable in many low budget live sex shows, if they’re available in her area. Her sadsack solo sex toy collection checks out for that line of work and strip club owners don’t usually have a problem employing BPD drug-fucked whackjobs with low self esteem and who will do nasty extras for pennies if they’re too ugly to make money as a normie stripper.
Her vag is one very uncanny valley though, between the massive T-clit, strangely testicular-looking outer labia and yet absolutely fuck-all inner labia. Looks more like the very pinnacle of troon frankenpussys than a real one.

I don't think the real issue is that she's a gross bitch, although that is absolutely a factor. The main problem with her claims is that she's a delusional lying nutcase.

 

[blacksmith tony]

ahh and what a kind caring and giving momma™ pablo is. well.. aside from not cleaning or cooking or steady income or his drug habit or history of abandoning partners and enabling.
alyssas standards of an incredible partner are below sea level

 

[AMHOLIO]

That actually did happen within the past couple days minus the family restaurant

Thanks I hate it.

Bonnie has one hammer, and it's his penis sexual acts, and man does he only use it.

 

[LankletBob]

Why does she feel the need to be a little? Just tag in the robot baby and you can be a true and honest baby!

 

[AMHOLIO]

Real question: what does Bonnie do as a ""Mommy""? It is supposed to be a caretaker role, but this would imply he would do something.

 

[lamp shade]

Paul is also the one who proposed having a “little room” at the tranch so people like Kevin could sit in there all day shitting their pants. As if the tranch wasn’t already enough of a shithole.

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

Paul is also the one who proposed having a “little room” at the tranch so people like Kevin could sit in there all day shitting their pants. As if the tranch wasn’t already enough of a shithole.

I didn't even know the tranch had rooms at all

 

[MetalParakeet]

Oh today is alyssas "trauma anniversary" (not sure which made up trauma she's whining about today), so she's "non verbal" and moping around.

Amazing how someone who's non verbal still can't shut the fuck up.

Alyssa, has anyone ever told you how annoying you are?

You're like a lawnmower that starts at 5am when people are trying to sleep, and goes on unnecessarily until noon.

You're a drip from the faucet that won't stop no matter how much you tighten the knobs.

You're like the incessant and oblivious child that won't shut up and keeps asking "why?" to people grieving at a funeral.

You're the person who opens up a can of tuna on a cramped bus, and slurps it up obnoxiously with no thought towards anyone around you.

You've basically attained the level of annoyance that would get abusers out of court because the judge would understand why someone would just fucking snap and punch you out in a desperate attempt to get your lips to stop moving for just a millisecond of peace.

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

You've basically attained the level of annoyance that would get abusers out of court because the judge would understand why someone would just fucking snap and punch you out in a desperate attempt to get your lips to stop moving for just a millisecond of peace.

She knows it and her coping mechanism is to be batshit crazy obfuscating the real issues.

 

[Exuvia]

The way she separates Catholics from Christians seems to imply that she believes Catholics to not be Christian, and the only people who believe that are extreme fundamentalist Christians. Fundie mom confirmed?

Fundamentalist protestants aren’t the only people who separate the totality of christendom as either catholic or christian. I remember many times growing up being asked by catholic classmates if I was “catholic or christian”, an innocent question which would imply that the faith of protestants and orthodox christians are still valid, but just different than the faith of the catholic asking the question.
I have no doubt Kindness believes some rather strange things about how organized religion works, but I don’t think it’s the fault of her parents.

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

Real question: what does Bonnie do as a ""Mommy""? It is supposed to be a caretaker role, but this would imply he would do something.

It's just run of the mill sexual deviancy like his niece-raping, pedophile father. Fat Bonnie has opined that his father probably would have raped him were he a real girl.

 

[artilleryfroth]

Fundamentalist protestants aren’t the only people who separate the totality of christendom as either catholic or christian. I remember many times growing up being asked by catholic classmates if I was “catholic or christian”, an innocent question which would imply that the faith of protestants and orthodox christians are still valid, but just different than the faith of the catholic asking the question.
I have no doubt Kindness believes some rather strange things about how organized religion works, but I don’t think it’s the fault of her parents.

Very odd and unlikely. Catholics are a subset of Christians. They would never pretend otherwise. Your “many times” story sounds dodgy as all get out.

 

[AMHOLIO]

It's just run of the mill sexual deviancy like his niece-raping, pedophile father. Fat Bonnie has opined that his father probably would have raped him were he a real girl.

I regret asking just so I didn't have to remember that.