DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
I was watching the man child rant about PS5’s and I want to as why does Phil has such a weird fetish for Gourmet Airplane Food™? Every time he brings up 9/11 he immediately brings up Gourmet Airplane Food™ and how it’s gone forever. Is that really the only way 9/11 affected the useless blob of fat and gout?
Call me dated but when the fuck have your garden variety working class flights had a proper sit down meal? The only exceptions I remember were with Virgin air that had food you could order such as salads sammiches and wraps and the other are your overseas flights shit like emirates who has a literal sushi and wine bar on their airbuses cause the tickets already cost five grand. TLDR I don't know of any airlines since the 90's that had actual meals even when it was coast to coast flights maybe to Hawaii but never been.
 
Call me dated but when the fuck have your garden variety working class flights had a proper sit down meal? The only exceptions I remember were with Virgin air that had food you could order such as salads sammiches and wraps and the other are your overseas flights shit like emirates who has a literal sushi and wine bar on their airbuses cause the tickets already cost five grand. TLDR I don't know of any airlines since the 90's that had actual meals even when it was coast to coast flights maybe to Hawaii but never been.
As much as Phil likes to act so worldly and distinguished, he has never left the country. In fact, I would bet my next paycheck that he has never been on a plane.
 
As much as Phil likes to act so worldly and distinguished, he has never left the country. In fact, I would bet my next paycheck that he has never been on a plane.
I'll take it in cash. He flew home to get married.

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As much as Phil likes to act so worldly and distinguished, he has never left the country. In fact, I would bet my next paycheck that he has never been on a plane.
Let alone a passport, fucking pig wants to fly to japan does he not realize how long it would take to get a passport let alone the fact there's fluctuating restrictions in both the US and Japan due to covid? Another call me dated but even if you pay for the extradition it takes months for your passport application to get approved let alone sent to you. And yes his idea of how planes work is stuck in the 80's where every flight was on a plane with rows of seats seven across and you got a full meal service regardless of flight length (less than an hour from Vegas to LA).
 
One thing that someone mentioned earlier about Phil having to stay one week without streaming if he went on a trip: that's so bizarre when you think about it.

The guy has a "job" that allows him to get loads of money while having fun on a trip, but his paranoia is so high that even if he was in another country, he'd still be afraid of doing an IRL stream.

Also, he'd probably have to buy a decent camera to do it, which would eat up some WWE CHAMPIONS pulls, and would also give us some high quality screenshots of his decaying body.
 
Got a good chuckle from this just cause I can see a timeline where Phil uses wigs as a new incentive to tip.

Just wait a few years until he simply can no longer hide his baldness and the tip goal will be reversed: Starts the stream with a wig/hat, tip goal to remove it and expose his shame to self-humiliate.

Think it's extreme ? Just look at him in his tard outfits and tell me we're not already there.
 
To any and all shithead conspiracy theorist nutjobs in the state of Washington near the warzone battlefield known as Seattle, be on the lookout, as the elusive species known as the Pigroach is on the prowl. It is known to only leave its hibernation den once a week, stay away from all restaurants as the Pigroach is known to skulk for its dinner around them twice a day.
 
Today is Phil’s day off, which means all day throughout the snort fort is the horrific sounds of the ripping of door dash bags feverishly, grunting, farting, grease and lard being swallowed, acking, WWE Champions beeps, Khet sniffing for more food, and the sound of gout ridden feet lumbering to the nearest functioning toilet.
Phil sits alone on the couch as Jasper’s pitiful cries interrupt another fruitless WWE Champions session. Phil could have won but Jasper made Phil lose concentration and 300 dollars have just been wasted. Phil snorts in frustration and stands up to get the spray bottle to silence his stupid cat. His body fills with burning pain as his weight falls upon his gouty feet. Vertigo takes affect as his drunken mind fails to process the surrounding area. He stumbles around the living room looking for the spray bottle as his toes smash into furniture. He cannot find the spray bottle and Jasper is getting louder. The pain further angers Phil as he manages to move into Jasper’s general vicinity. Phil kicks Jasper to shut him up. Jasper has been getting more needy as of late and Phil has been thinking of leaving Jasper outside so that a car can finally finish the job. Stupid cat had been more trouble than it had been worth. Phil moves towards the the bathroom so he can enjoy his Hogans in peace. Walking has become more painful as of late and Phil suspects that it may have something to do with the strange black ulcers forming around his foot. He fights the pain and moves down the hall until Kat blocks him from moving any further. Kat had been getting heavier as of late and her appetite had grown to unimaginable levels. Kat demands Phil buy her more doordash meals. Phil opens the app and wastes 500 dollars on a meal from a nearby restaurant. Phil’s bank account is empty once again and he begins blaming his trolls for making him spend this much money. If it weren’t for them his life wouldn’t be so tough.
 
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Phil sits alone on the couch as Jasper’s pitiful cries interrupt another fruitless WWE Champions session. Phil could have won but Jasper made Phil lose concentration and 300 dollars have just been wasted. Phil snorts in frustration and stands up to get the spray bottle to silence his stupid cat. His feet send up burning pain as his weight falls upon his gouty feet. Vertigo takes affect as his drunken mind fails to process the surrounding area. He stumbles around the living room looking for the spray bottle as his toes smash into furniture. He cannot find the spray bottle and Jasper is getting louder. The pain further angers Phil as he manages to move into Jasper’s general vicinity. Phil kicks Jasper to shut him up. Jasper has been getting more needy as of late and Phil has been thinking of leaving Jasper outside so that a car can finally finish the job. Stupid cat had been more trouble than it had been worth. Phil moves towards the the bathroom so he can enjoy his Hogans in peace. Walking has become more painful as of late and Phil suspects that it may have something to do with the strange black ulcers forming around his foot. He fights the pain and moves down the hall until Kat blocks him from moving any further. Kat had been getting heavier as of late and her appetite had grown to unimaginable levels. Kat demands Phil buy her more doordash meals. Phil opens the app and wastes 500 dollars on a meal from a nearby restaurant. Phil’s bank account is empty once again and he begins blaming his trolls for making him spend this much money. If it weren’t for them his life wouldn’t be so tough.
Surely some detractor with artistic talent and to much spare time can turn this into a comic strip.
 
One thing that someone mentioned earlier about Phil having to stay one week without streaming if he went on a trip: that's so bizarre when you think about it.

The guy has a "job" that allows him to get loads of money while having fun on a trip, but his paranoia is so high that even if he was in another country, he'd still be afraid of doing an IRL stream.

Also, he'd probably have to buy a decent camera to do it, which would eat up some WWE CHAMPIONS pulls, and would also give us some high quality screenshots of his decaying body.
I don't know if it's paranoia, so much as he discovered through doing things, that he doesn't actually enjoy them. For example, he brought back DSP Tries It, sort of, but he made sure it was just him streaming what he always does. He changed nothing about his daily routine besides leave the camera on. I doubt eating on stream for the first time was even the first meal he had in that pigsty of a room. He did this because his old videos were a deviation, and he didn't like them.

Or his staycation, which he didn't like enough to repeat, not even going out with Katherine out of spite. I'm willing to bet it's because he just doesn't like being around people, whether they know what he is or not. He clearly wasn't kidding when he once talked about finding the idea of a "best friend" to be a weird one. He isn't just immature, because children constantly have best buds. He's a sociopath.

Though of course there is admittedly the problem of: Where would he go on Earth that wouldn't seriously break his ability to hold in racist jokes? Not to mention that his transition to being just a hang out streamer isn't happening, ever, because Phil doesn't rant during his pre-streams just to avoid playing a game, and he doesn't play a game after a break after his rants just because that's what he wants to do. He rambles to get stuff out because that's one of his vices, and the rest of the time he has nothing to say, so there needs to be a distraction.

That doesn't work when you're walking around Bangkok with a camera like CB Media does (travel channel that mostly revolves around the car scene in Thailand). Suffice to say, Phil isn't a streamer because he's apt for it, it's because no one will give him money to do anything else.
Just wait a few years until he simply can no longer hide his baldness and the tip goal will be reversed: Starts the stream with a wig/hat, tip goal to remove it and expose his shame to self-humiliate.

Think it's extreme ? Just look at him in his tard outfits and tell me we're not already there.
I'm doubtful because Phil doesn't seem to feel uncomfortable playing dress up, at least not to the degree we can obviously expect him to experience at the mere thought of acknowledging that he has no hair on the top of his oddly-shaped head.

Also, if he did that, his head would be exposed constantly, and he would need a way to avoid that just like he does when he doesn't feel like wearing a vest (especially the platinum one).
 
I'm not saying to live with her but crazy as she may be, that woman still gave birth to them and provided for them as much as she could. The money DSP throws on WWE jpgs could've put her in a home or asylum or done something ot get her off the streets, maybe? You'd think your wilfe's mom would be more valuable than a mobile slot machine but I suppose not...
That is the gayest faggot shit ever
 
That is the gayest faggot shit ever
Gotta love when there is absolutely nothing to talk about on Phil's days off so the thread just goes into random rants about nothing. Then when someone shows a little bit of humanity to anyone in the DSPSphere, the post just goes to downvote hell.

I usually avoid this forum on his days off because its just the same shit being said over and over but it's times like this where I genuinely laugh and re-remember that KiwiFarms is full of self-admitted autist lol.

Have a good day everyone.
 
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I was watching the man child rant about PS5’s and I want to ask why does Phil has such a weird fetish for Gourmet Airplane Food™? Every time he brings up 9/11 he immediately brings up Gourmet Airplane Food™ and how it’s gone forever. Is that really the only way 9/11 affected the useless blob of fat and gout?
Sounds like someone flies coach.
 
OT (somehow): I always wondered how Phail managed to infiltrate the fighting game scene with his charming, toxic personality. Boy, am I an idiot.
Crowbcat's channel is great for those trainwreck compilations, whenever they do upload. You get such a good idea of how stupid things actually were.
 
Gotta love when there is absolutely nothing to talk about on Phil's days off so the thread just goes into random rants about nothing. Then when someone shows a little bit of humanity to anyone in the DSPSphere, the post just goes to downvote hell.

I usually avoid this forum on his days off because its just the same shit being said over and over but it's times like this where I genuinely laugh and re-remember that KiwiFarms is full of self-admitted autist lol.

Have a good day everyone.
I think you should take your virtue-signaling back to the locker you were shoved in.
 
Just to change the subject to a more appropriate one for the thread: what do you guys think will be the next "DSP killing the fun" thing that Phil will do?

I've just realized how much fun I had reading the replies he got from haters on Twitter. Now those things are gone. Before that, he had disabled YouTube comments, stopped playing challenging games without reading guides, refuses to play multiplayer games in which people can interact with him, etc. Not to mention the fact that he's quite literally a hermit who has no actual friends.

It seems pretty clear that to Phil, it's a good idea to stop doing anything that people can use to make fun of him.

So what's the next thing? Will he stop having the "podcast" eventually, since that has been the source of many retarded thing he's said lately? I think that there are not many things left for Phil to do to avoid negative feedback. He has pretty much isolated himself completely as a content creator.
 
Day 15 since the out-break

The stationaries continue to stand in extremely inconvenient places. Traffic is often moving far below the speed limit, and the grocery store is so annoying to navigate, there's like a hundred trillion people stuffed into there just standing around for no reason. Door dash often takes forever to get here because of all the morons standing around and driving too slow. I need you guys to tip me so I can relax from all this stress this deadly outbreak has caused me and if we can make our tips goal we might even get to see the hat that makes my otherwise flowing locks of hair look like it's actually the hair of an out of touch old man! Wouldn't that be a hilarious twist of reality akakakak! *snort*

Sound good? Alright sounds good...
 
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