DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Coomfucius]

Just to change the subject to a more appropriate one for the thread: what do you guys think will be the next "DSP killing the fun" thing that Phil will do?

I've just realized how much fun I had reading the replies he got from haters on Twitter. Now those things are gone. Before that, he had disabled YouTube comments, stopped playing challenging games without reading guides, refuses to play multiplayer games in which people can interact with him, etc. Not to mention the fact that he's quite literally a hermit who has no actual friends.

It seems pretty clear that to Phil, it's a good idea to stop doing anything that people can use to make fun of him.

So what's the next thing? Will he stop having the "podcast" eventually, since that has been the source of many retarded thing he's said lately? I think that there are not many things left for Phil to do to avoid negative feedback. He has pretty much isolated himself completely as a content creator.

I think he'll turn off the webcam since he has been getting noticeably uglier as of late.

 

[YokuNama]

Fuck off back to plebbit.

I think you should take your virtue-signaling back to the locker you were shoved in.

lol k.

Just to change the subject to a more appropriate one for the thread: what do you guys think will be the next "DSP killing the fun" thing that Phil will do?

I've just realized how much fun I had reading the replies he got from haters on Twitter. Now those things are gone. Before that, he had disabled YouTube comments, stopped playing challenging games without reading guides, refuses to play multiplayer games in which people can interact with him, etc. Not to mention the fact that he's quite literally a hermit who has no actual friends.

It seems pretty clear that to Phil, it's a good idea to stop doing anything that people can use to make fun of him.

So what's the next thing? Will he stop having the "podcast" eventually, since that has been the source of many retarded thing he's said lately? I think that there are not many things left for Phil to do to avoid negative feedback. He has pretty much isolated himself completely as a content creator.

Not having that long ass prestream would be the smart thing to do... but the problem is Phil enjoys hearing his own bullshit and just expects people to believe it.

I mean he doesn't do 10% of what other streamers do so that leaves out any new viewers smart enough to just click on anyone else to watch gaming. If he smothers himself any further he's just giving to the fact that his current viewer base is all he has. Only thing left for him to do is blame trolls, pray that a miracle happens, and hope he dies out before their funds do.

 

[actually]

Will he stop having the "podcast" eventually, since that has been the source of many retarded thing he's said lately?

If anything, I think he'll eventually try and do more of his talk sessions than gaming. It's even less work for him, he gets to spout off his uninformed opinions, and he still expects money for it. His fans also fairly consistently pay him to ask questions.

 

[SPhobos]

Just to change the subject to a more appropriate one for the thread: what do you guys think will be the next "DSP killing the fun" thing that Phil will do?

End-of-stream podcast/begging segment to recap the exciting 1 and a half hours of menu stalling gameplay and repeat his schedule 50 more times, coupled with turning his webcam off to protect him and his family.

 

[hell is other robots]

His total views are inflated by the sheer number of videos he has uploaded. He's well over 50,000 just on dspgaming. I don't remember how far back I did it, but I tried to get an idea of how many of his monthly views were from his new videos uploaded in that month, and old videos represented a significant chunk of the views (maybe 50%?).

Can you not give Super Thanks on old content?

 

[Personal Jesus]

OT (somehow): I always wondered how Phail managed to infiltrate the fighting game scene with his charming, toxic personality. Boy, am I an idiot.

You can cut the autism with a knife in these tournaments, holy shit.

 

[Sup3r]

Can you not give Super Thanks on old content?

I wouldn't see why not. If that is the case, then it would be an amazing way to hide donations. After all, who in their right mind would go through his thousands of uploads regularly to check for them?

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

I wouldn't see why not. If that is the case, then it would be an amazing way to hide donations. After all, who in their right mind would go through his thousands of uploads regularly to check for them?

Are you seriously asking that question here?

 

[Wasabi Panda]

OT (somehow): I always wondered how Phail managed to infiltrate the fighting game scene with his charming, toxic personality. Boy, am I an idiot.

The FGC especially when PP was in it was a complete shit show, the NA community was one of those communities that didn't take kindly to outsiders or the wahmen folk but most of these people matured as did the scene in part due to people like Max who people hated for making the scene more inviting.

The NA FGC is still DSP like, I used to follow a lot of people on YT and twitter once the koof came and they had to play online I stopped following most of them, I can only take one whiney manchild that blames netcode and lag for losing because no one could be better than them online.

Which is fine if they're entertaining or can laugh at themselves.

that 9/11 thing I couldn't make it past his forced infomercial for the Series S and the totally real OIC long time fan who emailed him a response to a question he just asked on that stream that phil had printed out and referred to his pre-stream as a pod-a-cast...which he just started calling it.

Dude's really lost his god damn mind.

 

[Mature Adult]

I was watching the man child rant about PS5’s and I want to ask why does Phil has such a weird fetish for Gourmet Airplane Food™? Every time he brings up 9/11 he immediately brings up Gourmet Airplane Food™ and how it’s gone forever. Is that really the only way 9/11 affected the useless blob of fat and gout?

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Him being mad about chip shortages yet knowing nothing about how the process is golden. Apparently, every company is just supposed to have 50 million processors just laying around incase of a 2+ year pandemic. He should run a business with his genius takes. Oh wait, he does and had to file for bankruptcy.

 

[Paladin Derich]

how old was he when this totally happened exactly like this story of him finding out santa wasn't real? I can't even remember when I learned that, actually I would argue that like allah pee pulls I just figured it out as one does when they grow up.



but wait he knows all about japanese culture, from playing Yakuza games. You know like how there's totally not subtle prostitution rings, dudes running around giving you things wearing only tighty whiteys and confusing things like milk in cardboard containers and soy food like nato.

I can see it now. Pigroach farts around Washington for years on end and never gets flagged down for being "the guy". Meanwhile, in Japan, as soon as he sets foot in Akihabara...

>彼です！男だ！
>ピッグマン！
>Pigguman!

 

[Wasabi Panda]

sorry to dp but just saw this

Will he stop having the "podcast" eventually, since that has been the source of many retarded thing he's said lately?

no, no he won't cause he's so delusional and insane he thinks, he actually thinks people love this podcast and it some new phase, as he put it, DSPGaming is back.

This is the guy who convinced himself even though he knew that he had a massive amount of gifted subs that he had over 800 legitimate individual fans on twitch, who believes that because 400+ people are watching him they're all true honest fans who are active in chat which breaks often cause google doesn't know how to run a website. He actually believes the 1000's of people who vote in his YT polls are all true honest individual unironic fans...unless it for a viewers choice he doesn't want to play the it's all trolls.

PP has lost the plot, he lost it years ago it's just all starting to catch up now.

 

[Coomfucius]

Oh wait, he does and had to file for bankruptcy.

Uh no stoopid! If you were a machoor adult businessman you would know that all business that exist are succesful, otherwise they wouldn't exist. Most business that file for bankruptcy stop existing but Burnell Productions still exists, so therefore it is successful business (snort)!

 

[LiquidCancer]

2 years ago he claimed people didn't want to hear him talk, he had nothing to say. He even repeatedly said he would make the pre-streams shorter. They got longer and he talks more every week. He slowly went from 1 "Gamer news" story a week from Twitter to 2, to 3. Now we are getting 2-3 a day and suddenly it's a "podcast" that people want to watch? Why is that? Because half of the wheelchairs get so bored they wont watch his gameplay so they donate early and often to get it over with?

Honestly the fat pig should have a Snortcast where once a week he does talk about his boring gamer news that way his already bloated pre-streams where he explains the same rules and history and crap can be shortened and play the cool chill fun games, chilling and relaxing while engaging with chat and entertaining with robust commentary style and fun incentivized gameplay!

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

If anything, I think he'll eventually try and do more of his talk sessions than gaming. It's even less work for him, he gets to spout off his uninformed opinions, and he still expects money for it. His fans also fairly consistently pay him to ask questions.

I think Phil's streams will gradually continue to turn into effective Acks the King segments. Like you say, there are fools willing to pay to ask him questions. The best hope for us is that Phil goes political like he's said he may a few times, there should be some hilarious khantent when Phil's leftist act to appease his Silicon Valley bosses slips.

 

[capefear56]

I think Phil's streams will gradually continue to turn into effective Acks the King segments. Like you say, there are fools willing to pay to ask him questions. The best hope for us is that Phil goes political like he's said he may a few times, there should be some hilarious khantent when Phil's leftist act to appease his Silicon Valley bosses slips.

The best we can hope for is that he screws up and says something Susan doesn't approve of. It's happened before.

 

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[Coomfucius]

The best we can hope for is that he screws up and says something Susan doesn't approve of. It's happened before.

I hope to see the day when Phil has to stream on some third party video site alone and forgotten.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Just to change the subject to a more appropriate one for the thread: what do you guys think will be the next "DSP killing the fun" thing that Phil will do?

I've just realized how much fun I had reading the replies he got from haters on Twitter. Now those things are gone. Before that, he had disabled YouTube comments, stopped playing challenging games without reading guides, refuses to play multiplayer games in which people can interact with him, etc. Not to mention the fact that he's quite literally a hermit who has no actual friends.

It seems pretty clear that to Phil, it's a good idea to stop doing anything that people can use to make fun of him.

So what's the next thing? Will he stop having the "podcast" eventually, since that has been the source of many retarded thing he's said lately? I think that there are not many things left for Phil to do to avoid negative feedback. He has pretty much isolated himself completely as a content creator.

I don't know, man. He definitely kills any sort of fun with his antics that I just really don't give much of a shit trying to speculate anymore.

He's just so full of surprises when you really stop caring. I must have not been keeping up because I for sure thought Metroid Dread was going to go back to his entertaining routes of sucking ass. But look where we are with this guide reading, stalling ass nigger. Theres my fun that was stifled. Goodluck with any TIHYDP.

We make fun of his hat, his vest, his gameplay and he always finds a way to stiffen you. No hat or vest two days in a row. No multiplayer and if there is, no voice option. No real games that require any sort of cognitive function, just story games that play themselves. No discussions other than what this idiots favorite-not-favorite thing is or whatever he's stuffing in his mouth.

All can really do is make fun of how unhealthy and out of shape he is, and he's actively trying not to do anything about that. He puts more effort into castrating himself to the point of being really fuckin plain and boring so he doesn't get made fun of than his own health.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

I hope to see the day when Phil has to stream on some third party video site alone and forgotten.

The next big social media site that has that capacity for content creators would be Facebook gaming, it hasn't gone the way like Mixer has, I'm sure he would find an audience there, even if he won't be as big as he is on YouTube, mostly consisting of boomers and a different sort of dent heads.