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When will Jack drop dead?

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  • Sometime in 2025

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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Jack will happily make videos with him consuming those and other indescribable geometry from beyond the veil so long as he doesn't believe they contain sugar.

CALL OF KETULHU
Good point. Maybe the next stroke will make jack more interesting and he will start cooking lovecraftian abominations.
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I really hope that when jack achieves his third stroke it's just gonna make him babble around and paralyzed but can see stuff in front of him and anyone else around him will be doing the filming.

Unrealistically absurd but it would be crazy and hilarious as hell.
 
a google search revealed that sterling-winters co. (the artist management company jack worked at in the 90s) is a subsidiary of kathy ireland worldwide, so there is a link between her and fatty after all
So we caught Jack in another lie. He didn't work WITH Kathy Ireland, he worked FOR Kathy Ireland, and the cutlery set was likely a surplus item that was a gift from the head office.
The fuck is country rap?

Is that when you spew a bunch of hoodrat shit while playing acoustic guitar accompanied by autotuned Willie Nelson's voice.
It's actually worse if you can believe it. Imagine shit most country songs are made of (drinking beer, trucks, hunting, etc) and now make a rap about those things. Box of doughnuts that Jr listens to Upchurch because Jr has no fucking taste.

 
Distressing isn't it? Third stroke having Event Horizon/Cenobite Jack would be a fascinating development.
 
I really hope that when jack achieves his third stroke it's just gonna make him babble around and paralyzed but can see stuff in front of him and anyone else around him will be doing the filming.

Unrealistically absurd but it would be crazy and hilarious as hell.

Distressing isn't it? Third stroke having Event Horizon/Cenobite Jack would be a fascinating development.
It's widely speculated he's already had his third stroke. Before the big two everyone knows about, he claimed to have had some kind of episode where he experienced severe numbness in his right side. It reads a lot like a mini-stroke.
 
I guess it's that it's dumb for something deliberately kitschy and ugly to net the artist a salary but I mean they're doing design work for a major company so idk why he's angry.
He's most likely one of those people who think they can do stuff like that 100x better without any experience or training. Yet he's at home yelling at delivery drivers while these "idiots" get to make good money.
 
He's most likely one of those people who think they can do stuff like that 100x better without any experience or training. Yet he's at home yelling at delivery drivers while these "idiots" get to make good money.
He's just jelly that delivery drivers have use of both arms and legs and that designers are making money when he thinks he could do better.

Yeah, the guy who wears a snapback and XXXXXXXXL t-shirts everywhere thinks he knows what style is.
 
He's most likely one of those people who think they can do stuff like that 100x better without any experience or training. Yet he's at home yelling at delivery drivers while these "idiots" get to make good money.
Jack's biggest problem is that he thinks of himself as a 5d chess player while in reality, I dunno, he is finger painting with his own shit.
It's actually worse if you can believe it. Imagine shit most country songs are made of (drinking beer, trucks, hunting, etc) and now make a rap about those things. Box of doughnuts that Jr listens to Upchurch because Jr has no fucking taste.
Plump Cali is basically like communism they both have no class.
They are making more money than his failed YouTube channel and he angy.
I'm sure even panhandling in Nashville would bring in more dough anually than Jack's dead YouTube channel.
 
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