🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Criminal Stupidity]

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Ethan does indeed appear to have wiped Christi Junior's author page from his site.

On one hand, thinking you have absolutely any kind of right to delete writing credits just because you're a thin-skinned fag who can't handle the slightest criticism is scummy beyond belief, but on the other having an association with Ralph excised is a pretty sweet deal. Another big win for the Ralphamale sure to earn him a slightly hotter spot in hell either way.

 

[Fannyscum]

Ethan Ralph the pill connoisseur:

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He loves Xannies so much his first born son was named after them.

 

[Ethan Ralph is 5'1" 🖕💋]

Josh was the catalyst. Ralph had always been a wigger and prone to dumb shit, but he was still balanced on that wigger knife's edge. Josh made one corn joke and Ralph's on tilt ever since.

Some people here and there made fun of Ralph. PPP even took a good shot at it. But ultimately Ralph was still fairly well liked.

His poor reaction to a stupid joke exposed how thin skinned he really was and opened the floodgates for people to target him. Every melt down Ralph has had has been a direct extension of the poor decisions he made during his previous melt down. It's a direct line all the way back to melt down #1, a corn joke made by Josh. Ralph knows it and he seethes over it.

I don't think Ralph ever liked Josh to begin with, tbh.
He was always just cozying up to him to build enough of a friendly connection so Josh would take down his thread (not that he was ever going to).
I think I remember he was crying about his thread back on an old Killstream when Josh was on there for the first time.
It's probably the one instance where Ralph is being honest when he says "I always thought that guy was a faggot anyway".

 

[AltisticRight]

i hope ralph knows the exact day he’ll be sentenced so he knows which killstream will be his last before he goes to jail. i can’t wait to see the complete meltdown that will occur.
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Again?
When was the first win Ralph?
Traffic court? Your cheap box on wheels?
Adrienne Blair?
secureserver.tv?
Rittenhouse trial?

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

Has ralph even won a single court case? As far as I can remember he's been fucked in each one.

That's aylawg mentality - every case which does not end with the death penalty is a flawless victory for Ethan Oliver Ralph

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Has ralph even won a single court case? As far as I can remember he's been fucked in each one.

He probably considers the insurance company writing a 9000 cheque to be a win even though they probably did the math and they will earn it back from Ralph in a year to a year and a half though increased rates

 

[Insanely Retarded]

I don't think Ralph ever liked Josh to begin with, tbh.
He was always just cozying up to him to build enough of a friendly connection so Josh would take down his thread (not that he was ever going to).
I think I remember he was crying about his thread back on an old Killstream when Josh was on there for the first time.
It's probably the one instance where Ralph is being honest when he says "I always thought that guy was a faggot anyway".

Let's be real here, the only reason Ralph (and by extension Dax) ever had any sort of relation with Null was because of Metokur being pro-KF and openly admitting that his content came from the site.
As soon as Metokur went away, both of them started unraveling more and more and they eventually figured out that having an association with Josh wouldn't benefit them/stop the site from shitting on them, they saw no point in it anymore.

 

[FuzzMushr00m]

Ethan Ralph the pill connoisseur:
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He loves Xannies so much his first born son was named after them.

Ralph when he hears "Christ is kang": LESSGOOOO KILLSTREAM BAYBEEEE
Ralph when he hears something Christ said: eeeeerrrrrmmm cringe? Lemme talk about pills I'm not a faggot

 

[Truly Rural]

Again?
When was the first win Ralph?

Don't you remember that day. Did you forget what happened on Feb 30th?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

If he gets tossed in jail can we have a movie night or something? I'd like to watch Cool Hand Luke, personally.

We should watch a bunch of women in prison films when that happens.

 

[Stasi]

He just can't stop talking about Josh's penis at every opportunity. It's fucking crazy the obsession he has.

Also "criminal campaign" lmao someone call the FBI, KF chat has been shitposting a little too hard.

 

[Desktop User2]

someone call the FBI, KF chat has been shitposting a little too hard.

He already did, plenty of times.

 

[GaryGrey]

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He just can't stop talking about Josh's penis at every opportunity. It's fucking crazy the obsession he has.

Also "criminal campaign" lmao someone call the FBI, KF chat has been shitposting a little too hard.

Ralph thinks the fedi in fediverse stands for federal informant not federated.

 

[JustSomeDong]

I know I've said it before, but it still holds true. Find yourself someone who thinks about you even half as much as Ralph thinks about Josh's dick, and you will have found your soulmate.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

He probably considers the insurance company writing a 9000 cheque to be a win even though they probably did the math and they will earn it back from Ralph in a year to a year and a half though increased rates

Ralph got fucking shafted getting $9k for his car. The new and used car market is fucking retarded right now. A friend of mine totaled a 2015 Lexus SUV last month and got a $25k payout and is pissed because that will still not get them a comparable used car today.

Ralph, like the retard wigger he is, is now going to take what’s left of the $9k (let’s be real that already funded his Thanksgiving trip plus casino adventure) and blow it on his fourth trip to Vegas. He will go to jail dead broke. Good luck single mom Pantsu. I’m sure you will meet plenty of other baby mama’s to hang with when you visit Ralph in jail.

 

[MediocreMilt]

Ethan Ralph the pill connoisseur:
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He loves Xannies so much his first born son was named after them.

Note that Ralph is perfectly comfortable discussing his illegal Benzo-abuse at length, but still shies away from saying the name of the woman who introduced him to Klonopin.

ADRIENNE BLAIR ABORTED THE RETORT (IN COURT)!

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

I think the time has come for Null to just text Ethan a picture of his erect penis. He's talked about it every day for over a year at this point.
Josh, give the gunted man what he wants!

 

[Mundane Ralph]

I think the time has come for Null to just text Ethan a picture of his erect penis. He's talked about it every day for over a year at this point.
Josh, give the gunted man what he wants!

The world isn't ready for that massive hog. Releasing that photo would change the course of history.

 

[The Big Dream]

The world isn't ready for that massive hog. Releasing that photo would change the course of history.

I've heard it looks deceptively small compared to the scale of his enormous testicles, which he is want to sit on from time to time.

 

[WutangLee]

Ralph got fucking shafted getting $9k for his car. The new and used car market is fucking retarded right now. A friend of mine totaled a 2015 Lexus SUV last month and got a $25k payout and is pissed because that will still not get them a comparable used car today.

Ralph, like the retard wigger he is, is now going to take what’s left of the $9k (let’s be real that already funded his Thanksgiving trip plus casino adventure) and blow it on his fourth trip to Vegas. He will go to jail dead broke. Good luck single mom Pantsu. I’m sure you will meet plenty of other baby mama’s to hang with when you visit Ralph in jail.

You think it's set in how utterly fucked Pantsu is? Does she have any foresight to see the absolute dread that it'd be to assemble anything resembling a household with Ethan Ralph?