Prison Letters Chris and Kengle Prison Letter Megathread

KaiserC said:
I'm surprised the motherfucker hasn't asked Kengle to keep "healing" Barb in his stead. Or maybe he's doing it in his imagination.
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You think he wants a fox in his henhouse?
 
Purely hypothetical -- do NOT actually do this:

Imagine ween sends a thank you letter to Chris explaining how they visited Barb and fell in love, and sends a shopped photo of them together on a "date". Said ween says he will now be healing Barb from now on, with photoshopped engagement ring photo, and he's glad Chris gave him the opportunity.
 
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Pointless Sperg said:
Purely hypothetical -- do NOT actually do this:

Imagine ween sends a thank you letter to Chris explaining how they visited Barb and fell in love, and sends a shopped photo of them together on a "date". Said ween says he will now be healing Barb from now on, with photoshopped engagement ring photo, and he's glad Chris gave him the opportunity.
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I agree that it’s absolutely a bad idea to do this. However, I’ve wondered a lot before if there are any ways left that someone could semi-successfully troll Chris like in old content; this might be one. It’s purely a hypothetical question, mostly wondering if it’s even possible to “troll” Chris or if he just changed in a way that takes any possible fun away. Making Chris think that someone once again stole his boyfriend free girl, who this time is his mother, could possibly work. Even if it worked though, the attitude around Chris changed enough that the instigator would just be reviled probably.

Edit to not double post: After more thought, I think Chris is entirely troll proof now because of his fantasy coping mechanisms. Regardless of if he truly deep down believes his delusions, Chris just reframed everything to be favorable to him. Successful trolls made Chris believe there was an entertaining character opposing him to do battle with. Modern Chris would never let that character exist and just imagine them away instead of imagining them into existence.
 
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Im resposting because the very idea of a kissing contest and ensuing makeout session between the two with Chris as the judge in the kissing booth is hilarious :smug:
 
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SaintChristopher69 said:
Wait, so Chris is now encouraging weens to harass Barb? I know it isn't specifically what he meant, but why the fuck would she feel comfortable taking food from strangers knocking on her door? Think smart, Chris.
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Why wouldn't she? it's free shit. It's Barb. Besides Barb probably bitched to Chris about not having food and whatever, regardless of if she had money for food, possibly medicine too because why not. They don't seem to be in some communications embargo and if they aren't then Barb would still ask for stuff because that's just what Barb does. Now Barb might just have wanted Chris to send her money or told chris she used Chris's money or whatever for that because she doesn't have.

Just because Chris healed Barb that wouldn't make Barb into a completely different person you know, regardless of how much some people think it would've caused a 180 in how she operates, it's likely not going to make her arrange the house to be cleaned up, the hoard dispersed and grow an aversion to being lazy and liking free shit.
 
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fenny said:
I can't believe he actually graduated high school, his grasp of language is so fucking bad.
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I think he was just allowed to pass the grades by playing his autism card.

But again Isabella Loretta Janke was also accepted in a Computer Engineering program and her writing skills make Chris look like the Shakespeare of the English language :story:
 
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Ophelia said:
Do we have proof that Barb has actually communicated with Chris?
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Not as far as we know but Chris seems to think he's talked to her, so even that's iffy as it could be someone pulling the wool over his eyes with a letter or him thinking he's talked to her by astral projection etc.

I am 50/50 on it being genuine contact or weenery trying to get Chris into worse trouble by breaking a no contact provision.
 
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Phalanges Mycologist said:
Nobody should give money to Chris going forward, not even for the "LuLZ" it was one thing to buy something from him when he was being productive and finally making money off his twisted fandom, it's another thing to give money to someone who is in jail for abusing there elderly mother in such a horrific way.
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By donate money I mean send used up gift cards.
 
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GumballFapper said:
I think he was just allowed to pass the grades by playing his autism card.

But again Isabella Loretta Janke was also accepted in a Computer Engineering program and her writing skills make Chris look like the Shakespeare of the English language :story:
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I can understand Chris barely passing high school, but he somehow managed to get an associate's degree as well. I found his big CADD projects and discussed them here.
 
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Ophelia said:
Do we have proof that Barb has actually communicated with Chris?
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Not anything concrete, except Chris saying that weens posed as Bob. Then again, if Chris gets a letter "from Barb", it needs a Ruckersville or Stanardsville post mark. I think Chris is smart enough to notice that.
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Besides Barb probably bitched to Chris about not having food and whatever, regardless of if she had money for food, possibly medicine too because why not. They don't seem to be in some communications embargo and if they aren't then Barb would still ask for stuff because that's just what Barb does. Now Barb might just have wanted Chris to send her money or told chris she used Chris's money or whatever for that because she doesn't have.
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This is why I think Barb actually did contact him. In her mind, mongo locked up doesn't need his SSDI, but she does. Raped or not, Barb's not one to back down from trying to get money off of him.
 
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Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
This is why I think Barb actually did contact him. In her mind, mongo locked up doesn't need his SSDI, but she does. Raped or not, Barb's not one to back down from trying to get money off of him.
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Chris is forbidden from contacting Barb, does it apply as well vice versa?
 
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