The Matrix Resurrections Thread - Woah

[Captain Syrup]

Oh man, this is about as bad as those albino twins with dreds from the second movie.

I did like Daniel Bernhardt and thought he was a good addition. Apparently he's workout buddies with Keanu. They brought him back for this one.

 

[The Valeyard]

I did like Daniel Bernhardt and thought he was a good addition. Apparently he's workout buddies with Keanu. They brought him back for this one.

Daniel Bernhardt? As in Siro, the greatest Mortal Kombat character?

 

[Captain Syrup]

Siro, the greatest Mortal Kombat character?

Hope to see him in MK12.

 

[LightDragonman1]

Have any of these gender-bending retards bothered to explain how the first Matrix was a trans allegory?

Most I got in that regard is this.

Lilly Wachowski confirms 'Matrix' series is a transgender allegory

In a YouTube video, one of the two directors of the "Matrix" trilogy said the film was about a “desire for transformation, but it was all coming from a closeted point of view."

www.nbcnews.com

And of course, places like TV Tropes have gone gaga over it being "confirmed".

 

[Oats12345]

They usually point to the character of Switch who was going to be a male in the "real world", but be female while inside the Matrix before that idea was cut.

So the best they can point too is a delete scene?

Most I got in that regard is this.

Lilly Wachowski confirms 'Matrix' series is a transgender allegory

In a YouTube video, one of the two directors of the "Matrix" trilogy said the film was about a “desire for transformation, but it was all coming from a closeted point of view."

www.nbcnews.com

And of course, places like TV Tropes have gone gaga over it being "confirmed".

Sure it is you tranny loon. I'm sure it was always like that and certinly not after you got a fetish and fuck your body up becuase of it.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

Most I got in that regard is this.

Lilly Wachowski confirms 'Matrix' series is a transgender allegory

In a YouTube video, one of the two directors of the "Matrix" trilogy said the film was about a “desire for transformation, but it was all coming from a closeted point of view."

www.nbcnews.com

And of course, places like TV Tropes have gone gaga over it being "confirmed".

The point of being closeted is that you hide it and pass as something you're not. The deception is the entire fucking point.

Going by this standard, any story not about troons is about troons from a closeted perspective. This makes blue drapes analysis look like The Prince.

 

[Sex Cannon Lupa]

Daniel Bernhardt? As in Siro, the greatest Mortal Kombat character?

Such a great show. Great fight choreography and gorgeous women, including Kristanna Loken who was in Terminator 3 the same year DB did Matrix Reloaded.

Makes me miss the old direct-to-video days. That shit was barely better than porno but it was so much fun.

 

[LightDragonman1]

The point of being closeted is that you hide it and pass as something you're not. The deception is the entire fucking point.

Going by this standard, any story not about troons is about troons from a closeted perspective. This makes blue drapes analysis look like The Prince.

That's exactly how many trans people see their work and the like nowadays. They weren't able to show their "true" self, and now are finally the person they always were since the beginning.

 

[Kyria the Great]

I've always thought that the point of The Matrix was fighting against false realities no matter how pleasant they present themselves. If anything, The Matrix being a trans allegory goes more in line with a blue pilled way of thinking. Accepting one is fucked up in the head from mental illness and/or sexual abuse when they were young is the more red-pilled way of thinking.

 

[LightDragonman1]

I've always thought that the point of The Matrix was fighting against false realities no matter how pleasant they present themselves. If anything, The Matrix being a trans allegory goes more in line with a blue pilled way of thinking. Accepting one is fucked up in the head from mental illness and/or sexual abuse when they were young is the more red-pilled way of thinking.

At least for some fans, taking the red poll is seen as taking the pills that make you trans.

 

[Kyria the Great]

At least for some fans, taking the red poll is seen as taking the pills that make you trans.
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Then again, without a massive medical industry, none of these delusions would be possible. Also, the Wachowski's haven't made a good film since the first Matrix.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

So the best they can point too is a delete scene?

Sure it is you tranny loon. I'm sure it was always like that and certinly not after you got a fetish and fuck your body up becuase of it.

So basically Matrix started out as a certain kind of movie with a certain kind of message behind it and then, after some time, it is declared to have been a movie with a newly claimed, hitherto unmentioned message all along?

In other words, Matrix was born an action movie and is now supposedly a trans allegory, which in itself is a trans allegory allegory.

 

[LightDragonman1]

Also, the Wachowski's haven't made a good film since the first Matrix.

Speed Racer was a really awesome and underrated movie in my eyes.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Speed Racer was a really awesome and underrated movie in my eyes.

I loved it. "More like a Non-ja! Terrible what passes for a Ninja these days" had me rolling for how silly and cheesy it was.
I can tell why people would have problems with the movie, it was insanely over the top, but I enjoyed it for exactly that reason.
If nothing else, it made for a very unique experience.

 

[Dr. Pasquale]

Then again, without a massive medical industry, none of these delusions would be possible. Also, the Wachowski's haven't made a good film since the first Matrix.

Speed Racer is fun and I liked Cloud Atlas, despite how much it loved to huff its own farts. Rest of their stuff has been indeed trash tho.

Sense8 season 1 was interesting at first, but then it devolved into scenes of people talking about their feelings and alphabetness in different countries for 10 hours. Season 2 is a horrible mess and so is the movie finale. Never forget Pajeet husband and aryan bank robber decided to suck each others dicks for this:

 

[Captain Syrup]

Speed Racer is fun and I liked Cloud Atlas, despite how much it loved to huff its own farts. Rest of their stuff has been indeed trash tho.

I can already tell by the trailer how it's gonna go.

Keanu and Carrie-Anne will carry the movie, with Trinity being relegated to a cameo. The 'real' world will look faker than the Matrix. The Matrix is orange and teal instead of green. Blue Hair hogs all the action/one-liners. We see Neo's redpilling being shown on a film projector; I assume Thomas had his memory wiped and became an actor, which was Cypher's motive. Everything is a setup for a trilogy which no one wants.

 

[Pissmaster]

Speed Racer's an unusual movie in that it's really bad as a film, but visually beautiful and would be my go-to if I were tasked to test and compare various OLED screens. Also, John Goodman's in it, so its best reason for existing is to give @AnOminous a nice selection of colorful avatars to choose from

 

[Sex Cannon Lupa]

I can already tell by the trailer how it's gonna go.

Keanu and Carrie-Anne will carry the movie, with Trinity being relegated to a cameo. The 'real' world will look faker than the Matrix. The Matrix is orange and teal instead of green. Blue Hair hogs all the action/one-liners. We see Neo's redpilling being shown on a film projector; I assume Thomas had his memory wiped and became an actor, which was Cypher's motive. Everything is a setup for a trilogy which no one wants.

Yeah, it's just another Force Awakens, using the old actors to draw people in before presenting the new group of diverse young actors who are the real heroes of the saga.

Remember when most people hated Reloaded and everyone hated Revolutions? But now the twittersphere is celebrating the return of this franchise like it's going to redefine cinema when even the first movie wasn't very good.

I just rewatched Hackers (it's free on YouTube) and I would list that movie as another "influence" on the Wachowski troons. There's even a shot where the black hacker is wearing leather and sunglasses and he looks exactly like Morpheus.

 

[AnOminous]

Speed Racer's an unusual movie in that it's really bad as a film, but visually beautiful and would be my go-to if I were tasked to test and compare various OLED screens. Also, John Goodman's in it, so its best reason for existing is to give @AnOminous a nice selection of colorful avatars to choose from

This is one of those movies that it sucks that it sucked because seriously, could you imagine a better Pops than John Goodman? The casting was phenomenal. Same with John Goodman as Fred Flintstone.

Why did they waste such perfect talent on such shit movies?

 

[Kyria the Great]

This is one of those movies that it sucks that it sucked because seriously, could you imagine a better Pops than John Goodman? The casting was phenomenal. Same with John Goodman as Fred Flintstone.

Why did they waste such perfect talent on such shit movies?

John Goodman seems to be really suited for paternal figures doesn't he?