DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Do we have a day set on that hot garbage yet? If it falls on a weekend I'll get enough booze and drugs to drag myself through that blade covered path.

Could we maybe get a co op reestream of some sort?

 

[actually]

Was that the $1000 plumber or before?

I wonder if the "legal fees" he's supposedly been paying to "deal with" his identity theft are some kind of weird cover for the foreclosure fees. Not sure why he would lie about the foreclosure fees though. Seems like another opportunity to complain and beg. It's all so bizarre.

Motherfucker. He claimed the shower was $1000, and then he had a $1500 legal fee to pay. That's $2500. MidFirst's fees were ~$2300. Decent chance that's how he paid it. No wonder he was so pleased with that $1100 in tips from his totally organic tip war, and no wonder he's memoryholed the shower needing to be fixed.

 

[Agent Proper]

Could we maybe get a co op reestream of some sort?

Fuck yeah, I'll reach out to the boys to see would like that. I personally enjoy the costreams stuff like this.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

I just looked at my phone and I see there's a new overlay...

tism activate! form of a exceptional farter...

HI PHIL! Hows it going? I'm glad you read the feedback we farts discussed about your overlay.

YET, it actually looks worse now that the font is changed. The 8-bit font made sense cause you're a game streamer, the spray paint font makes no sense cause well it's hard to read on the prestream side and the tracking on podcast is..are you blind or did SBM do this.

Mostly, what does spray paint have anything to do with you? I mean your takes on e-peens and GOTY are indeed stuck in the 90's that doesn't mean your overlay has to be. You're 40, the edgy 90's skater boy who's tagging everything cause he's cool is just...stahp. Also no gradient that tacky and amatrusih and pick a fucking color. Red Prestream Green "P o dc ast" and a blue gradient.

 

[SomeoneLikeMYFATHER]

I just looked at my phone and I see there's a new overlay...

tism activate! form of a exceptional farter...

HI PHIL! Hows it going? I'm glad you read the feedback we farts discussed about your overlay.

YET, it actually looks worse now that the font is changed. The 8-bit font made sense cause you're a game streamer, the spray paint font makes no sense cause well it's hard to read on the prestream side and the tracking on podcast is..are you blind or did SBM do this.

Mostly, what does spray paint have anything to do with you? I mean your takes on e-peens and GOTY are indeed stuck in the 90's that doesn't mean your overlay has to be. You're 40, the edgy 90's skater boy who's tagging everything cause he's cool is just...stahp. Also no gradient that tacky and amatrusih and pick a fucking color. Red Prestream Green "P o dc ast" and a blue gradient.

You clearly don’t know what type of person uploads unedited, raw gameplay footage. The personality types of such sophisticated people are akin to those of higher melanin content and rambunctiousness.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

✂️ DSP Gaslighting WWE Champions Charges

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Is he fucking nuts? 5-10k is nothing and they would have written it off if he could prove in the slightest that it wasn't him charging the credit card. Sounds like they weren't fraudulent credit card transactions Dave

 

[Lord_Point]

✂️ DSP Gaslighting WWE Champions Charges

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Is this the first time hes actually addressed it and called it fake charges directly? Before he always seemed to skirt around the issue of out right calling it false charges on his account.

 

[snort inquisition]

Is this the first time hes actually addressed it and called it fake charges directly? Before he always seemed to skirt around the issue of out right calling it false charges on his account.

he's hinted and played with the idea of it before, this is the first time he's saying out right that the charges are fake

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Begin of gameplay status:

Total tip: $119

Top tip: RokeNo ($50)

Top tipper RokeNo still saving money to get his series X however he just threw $50 at DSP

Kevin Burstein changed his name to even longer merger of other stream chatter

 

[Dandelion]

he's hinted and played with the idea of it before, this is the first time he's saying out right that the charges are fake

This is what he does whenever he's cornered. He bobs, weaves, and equivocates like his life depends on it. Then when the dust settles, he commits to the big lie.

 

[LolCowCentral]

Is he fucking nuts? 5-10k is nothing and they would have written it off if he could prove in the slightest that it wasn't him charging the credit card. Sounds like they weren't fraudulent credit card transactions Dave

They will even do it with legitimate charges. My friends kid was charging his iTunes account for some mobile games and ran up like 2k in charges over 10 months. He (my friend not the kid) went to apple and apple refunded it. Those apps took their gems or whatever back (Clash Royale?)

I'm guessing you can only do this once but if the charge is fraudulent (as in the account holder didn't authorize it) then potentially you can get your money back.

Phil would just have to lie and say he didn't notice for years and perhaps they would do something for him. The downside is Phil has been playing WWE champions since 2017 so nearly 5 years establishes a long history/pattern so it would be harder to argue.

Phil would of course have to give up his pixels for this and I doubt he would do that.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Phil soft confirmed that he does his grocery shopping through delivery today. What a stupid bitch.

So this drops the amount of times he leaves his house to how much? 2-3 times a month?

Is this the first time hes actually addressed it and called it fake charges directly? Before he always seemed to skirt around the issue of out right calling it false charges on his account.

Yes, before that he went with the vague statement of "they did fucked up stuff in my name."

 

[Lord_Point]

This is what he does whenever he's cornered. He bobs, weaves, and equivocates like his life depends on it. Then when the dust settles, he commits to the big lie.

Yeah I guess it been long enough that he feels safe is throwing out the lie.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

They will even do it with legitimate charges. My friends kid was charging his iTunes account for some mobile games and ran up like 2k in charges over 10 months. He (my friend not the kid) went to apple and apple refunded it. Those apps took their gems or whatever back (Clash Royale?)

I'm guessing you can only do this once but if the charge is fraudulent (as in the account holder didn't authorize it) then potentially you can get your money back.

Phil would just have to lie and say he didn't notice for years and perhaps they would do something for him. The downside is Phil has been playing WWE champions since 2017 so nearly 5 years establishes a long history/pattern so it would be harder to argue.

Phil would of course have to give up his pixels for this and I doubt he would do that.

Yeah Phil has too much of a history to just say these weren't charges made by me. He buys the apple cards from the same place he gets groceries and other stuff

 

[SomeoneLikeMYFATHER]

So this drops the amount of times he leaves his house to how much? 2-3 times a month?

Yes, before that he went with the vague statement of "they did fucked up stuff in my name."

DSP really can’t talk shit about anyone being mentally screwed in the head. He has been locked in his fart laden home for so long his reality is literally warped. Don’t see why anyone would concern themselves with the opinion of someone who lives his life vicariously through past memories (that are also warping) and online talking heads.

 

[Burner Anomaly]

Phil soft confirmed that he does his grocery shopping through delivery today. What a stupid bitch.

For someone who lives so close to a grocery store, and is trying to cut out every possible expense and scrape by on their meager income, as he claims he does, it is retarded, and doesn't make sense. But in reality... Phil makes quite a bit per hour, is lazy, and doesn't like social interactions that don't involve gaining tips or members. It makes sense.

At a glance, I looked at Fred Meyer's delivery page and it's $9.95 USD for a delivery. Not a big spend for Philly boy. You could look at @Piece of Peace's handy dandy chart to find out his average hourly rate and determine for yourself if it's worth the money to save the time shopping for +/-$500-$1000 dollars of groceries a month.


The store near me will deliver to you within a maximum radius and if you spend a certain amount on the order, they'll discount or negate the delivery fee entirely. (maybe Fred Meyer has something like this? I know Amazon will negate your delivery fee if you spend a certain amount through Whole Foods.) As someone who isn't picky about what their produce looks like, hates grocery shopping and considers their time valuable enough, I do it for my bigger shops (maybe once a month). They still expect delivery tips, though. Anyway, I make less than DSP and I consider it a worthwhile spend.

 

[KD6-3.7]

Wait… Mr. Movie Buff doesn’t remember True Lies? One of of the biggest Schwarzenegger action movies of the nineties? He’s joking, right?

 

[Jonny Rico]

Don’t see why anyone would concern themselves with the opinion of someone who lives his life vicariously through past memories (that are also warping) and online talking heads.

Because people are drawn to the image of success and DSP presents that, at least to young kids and the disabled. He swears and says and does things that are taboo and makes bank so naturally he attracts a certain kind of person that wants to emulate the style.

 

[PieceofShet]

Wait… Mr. Movie Buff doesn’t remember True Lies? One of of the biggest Schwarzenegger action movies of the nineties? He’s joking, right?

If it was Arnold who does the striptease, not JLC, he would remember.

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

Very egregious guilt-tripping from Nov 30's "podcast" that I missed but Snort Burnell caught.

Watch if you're interested, this shit is fucked up.

Spoiler

Right of the bat, he misuses "plateau". Lol.