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[Iron Hamster]

I wonder how Penny and the rest of the Tranchers feel about Paul leaving a note identifying them at a house where him and his girlfriend stole drugs, pissed in the tub, and trashed the owners vinyl when they were supposed to be dog sitting?

https://twitter.com/BonnieMakes/status/1466214114594738176

Pistol (al)packin' Momma on Twitter: "Sending the folks who let me do…

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What's with the swamp monster hand drawing?

 

[Questionable Ceviche]

What's with the swamp monster hand drawing?

It's a poor copy of the covers of one of the records they helped themselves to when they were there.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Bonnie neglects his husband like he neglects the alpacas.

 

[lamp shade]

I wonder how Penny and the rest of the Tranchers feel about Paul leaving a note identifying them at a house where him and his girlfriend stole drugs, pissed in the tub, and trashed the owners vinyl when they were supposed to be dog sitting?

https://twitter.com/BonnieMakes/status/1466214114594738176

Pistol (al)packin' Momma on Twitter: "Sending the folks who let me do…

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“Indirectly inviting me into your home over thanksgiving”

What the FUCK? They hired your girlfriend to pet sit, they didn’t invite you into their home for the holidays, you absolute creep. Love that he’s telling on himself though.

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

I wonder how Penny and the rest of the Tranchers feel about Paul leaving a note identifying them at a house where him and his girlfriend stole drugs, pissed in the tub, and trashed the owners vinyl when they were supposed to be dog sitting?

https://twitter.com/BonnieMakes/status/1466214114594738176

Pistol (al)packin' Momma on Twitter: "Sending the folks who let me do…

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"THANK YOU FOR INDIRECTLY INVITING ME INTO YOUR HOME..."

Bonnie, that is called a fucking THIEF. YOU FREAK.

Troons are the absolute fucking worst of men and women put together...

NINJA'D by @let there be plight

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Can't wait for the "Shot by a homeowner" arc.

 

[Questionable Ceviche]

“Indirectly inviting me into your home over thanksgiving”

What the FUCK? They hired your girlfriend to pet sit, they didn’t invite you into their home for the holidays, you absolute creep. Love that he’s telling on himself though.

Someone other than the person they hired went into the home, and they proceeded to:

• Spread out the owners' vinyl all over the floor, making a big fucking mess
• Fucked with the owners audio equipment to listen to said vinyl, that shit is expensive
• Ate a ton of food
• Took the owners' mushrooms and weed at the same time, tripping balls in an unfamiliar home with unfamiliar animals
• Had sex
• Alyssa filmed herself peeing in the tub while claiming she has a yeast infection to promote her sex work
• Presumably used the owners' towels for drying off and 'cleaning up'
• Didn't watch the dogs

And now he's sending a thank you card specifically naming the Tranch to claim responsibility for a bunch of dangerous and illegal shit. Taking psychedelics in a strange place with animals who don't know you, without a sitter or at least the owner, is not the most responsible idea.

 

[lamp shade]

Can't wait for the "Shot by a homeowner" arc.

They’ll claim they were “shot by fascists” who were mad they’re “trans lesbians.”

 

[Just Hamsters]

I wonder how Penny and the rest of the Tranchers feel about Paul leaving a note identifying them at a house where him and his girlfriend stole drugs, pissed in the tub, and trashed the owners vinyl when they were supposed to be dog sitting?

Pretty much guarantees the owners will find this thread, yeah?

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Bonnie neglects his husband like he neglects the alpacas.

No, I'm pretty sure he's fucking the alpacas.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

What's with the swamp monster hand drawing?

I thought he just drew a malformed goat or something when I saw it.

Also, I’m really disappointed that this wasn’t a fever dream.

 

[AGPinochet]

At first I snorted in amusement at this statement, but then I realized you’re actually right, holy shit. Observe this side-by-side comparison table:

It's kind of uncanny.

What, you telling me a man who went from this

Why is Paul holding a (presumably real judging by the Age of the photo as while I am not an expert in the history of Airsoft guns I believe they only started becoming a semi common item in the US in the early 2000's and even today Airsoft LMG's are on the pricier side, much less back in the early 2000's. Also the gas system appears to be very real) SAW in what appears to be a civillian setting.

Someone other than the person they hired went into the home, and they proceeded to:

• Spread out the owners' vinyl all over the floor, making a big fucking mess
• Fucked with the owners audio equipment to listen to said vinyl, that shit is expensive
• Ate a ton of food
• Took the owners' mushrooms and weed at the same time, tripping balls in an unfamiliar home with unfamiliar animals
• Had sex
• Alyssa filmed herself peeing in the tub while claiming she has a yeast infection to promote her sex work
• Presumably used the owners' towels for drying off and 'cleaning up'
• Didn't watch the dogs

And now he's sending a thank you card specifically naming the Tranch to claim responsibility for a bunch of dangerous and illegal shit. Taking psychedelics in a strange place with animals who don't know you, without a sitter or at least the owner, is not the most responsible idea.

They're just like us though, we must treat everyone with respect. Trans people are no different than you and me.

 

[The Elusive Earl]

@The Elusive Earl how did you manage to convince sky join you?

I created Kindness to split them up so I could have a guaranteed mole. After Boner moved out, I contacted Sky and gave him my terms.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I created Kindness to split them up so I could have a guaranteed mole. After Boner moved out, I contacted Sky and gave him my terms.

You're pure evil.

 

[The Elusive Earl]

You're pure evil.

I prefer the term "Morally Impaired"

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

I prefer the term "Morally Impaired"

Ethically Handicapped

 

[AprilRains]

Ethically Handicapped

Alternatively Conscientious

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

Those poor horses have seen some shit. Also I'm not a veterinarian but I don't think you should be able to see a horse's ribs like that.

 

[dflatline]

That horse is starving

 

[Leaf-eon]

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Those poor horses have seen some shit. Also I'm not a veterinarian but I don't think you should be able to see a horse's ribs like that.

That one skinny horse. On a heathy horse you shouldn't be able to see the ribs and hip bone stick out like that. It makes wonder if they got an old horse or if the tranchers are all ready starving it.