Inactive PreciousLeaf / LeafPrecious / John Engel / MariotehPlumber and Caroline Galipeau / DoubleMenu / Fleshleaf / RedsLeaf - Trolls Pretending to be an Autistic Schizo Manchild obsessed with a Pokemon Character and His Tard Wrangling Wife; Weens and Coddlers Are Flooring

Pokebeach has pics of all of the Character Rares and Character Secret Rares from VMAX Climax and, to the surprise of no one, Leaf doesn’t have ANY sort of representation in the the set.

Prepare for a MASSIVE shitstorm whenever PL wakes up and opens up Twitter.
Lmao the generic cafe owner NPC in SwSh got not one but two cards before Leaf, can't wait for the meltdown.
I imagine he will still spend money trying to get those Red cards, but how does he afford this, surely his :tugboat:gets him so far, does he rage when he spends it all and no Red either?
 
Goddamn it, I missed out on a serious shitstorm…

Anywho, here are some screencaps.

PL’s morning starts out with him screaming that he’s not going to give up on Leaf getting a card in VMAX Climax…
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…PL realizing that Leaf may not get a card but still being 🌈 as hell (the QRT is is sadly private)…
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…continuing his toothless threats of screaming at The Pokemon Company/The Pokemon Company International for not making a Leaf card (with the one reply being from someone reasonable saying that there isn’t one in the set)…
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…more TCG-related lunacy…
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…with a slight tangent into complaining about people putting up “fake pictures”, presumably on Pixiv…
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…and a reply chain to said tangent…
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…PL flooring over the possibility of Leaf not getting a card…
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…with the added bonus of someone consoling him (hopefully it’s sarcastic) over said flooring…
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…PL not understanding why a SWSH-era “finale” TCG set would feature a shit-ton of SWSH Trainers over Leaf…
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… PL complaining about something I’m not exactly aware of (something 4chan-related?)…
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…PL complaining about how a new Pokemon Masters challenge isn’t letting play with Leaf…
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…PL coming to terms with VMAX Climax not having a Leaf card, not being able to win the new Pokemon Masters challenge, the nasty thoughts coming back, and being a sad droopy fuck about it..
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And after that it’s just more of the same, although his schizophrenia and/or assburgers flares up again and he goes off about the Leaf card (and Pikachu plush) again. His inflated ego also makes an appearance at the very end.
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>IM ONE OF THE SMARTEST PEOPLE THAT BEEN ON THAT SITE
Riiiiiiiiiiiight… I highly doubt that considering your current situation.
>AND SHOULD HAVE NEVER MESS WITH ME
Daring today, aren’t we?
 
Goddamn it, I missed out on a serious shitstorm…

Anywho, here are some screencaps.

PL’s morning starts out with him screaming that he’s not going to give up on Leaf getting a card in VMAX Climax…
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…PL realizing that Leaf may not get a card but still being 🌈 as hell (the QRT is is sadly private)…
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…continuing his toothless threats of screaming at The Pokemon Company/The Pokemon Company International for not making a Leaf card (with the one reply being from someone reasonable saying that there isn’t one in the set)…
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…more TCG-related lunacy…
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…with a slight tangent into complaining about people putting up “fake pictures”, presumably on Pixiv…
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…and a reply chain to said tangent…
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…PL flooring over the possibility of Leaf not getting a card…
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…with the added bonus of someone consoling him (hopefully it’s sarcastic) over said flooring…
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…PL not understanding why a SWSH-era “finale” TCG set would feature a shit-ton of SWSH Trainers over Leaf…
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… PL complaining about something I’m not exactly aware of (something 4chan-related?)…
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…PL complaining about how a new Pokemon Masters challenge isn’t letting play with Leaf…
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…PL coming to terms with VMAX Climax not having a Leaf card, not being able to win the new Pokemon Masters challenge, the nasty thoughts coming back, and being a sad droopy fuck about it..
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And after that it’s just more of the same, although his schizophrenia and/or assburgers flares up again and he goes off about the Leaf card (and Pikachu plush) again. His inflated ego also makes an appearance at the very end.
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>IM ONE OF THE SMARTEST PEOPLE THAT BEEN ON THAT SITE
Riiiiiiiiiiiight… I highly doubt that considering your current situation.
>AND SHOULD HAVE NEVER MESS WITH ME
Daring today, aren’t we?
This is exactly why he's a particularly compelling one to me; in theory I should always feel bad for his situation, but his constant self-aggrandization and entitlement makes it a schadenfreude orgy whenever anything blows up in his face.
 
PL hypocrisy on full display. He was complaining about the latest Extreme Battle Event (tough battles that give boosted stats toward a particular region and are designed to be steamrolled by the featured sync pair) and calls them unfair. Does he want DeNA to stop doing Extreme Battle Events altogether or make them fair for everyone? Nope, just always make it so Kanto is the boosted region:
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PL hypocrisy on full display. He was complaining about the latest Extreme Battle Event (tough battles that give boosted stats toward a particular region and are designed to be steamrolled by the featured sync pair) and calls them unfair. Does he want DeNA to stop doing Extreme Battle Events altogether or make them fair for everyone? Nope, just always make it so Kanto is the boosted region:
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It's even better. You know what happen if he cant finish the event and grab the rewards?

Just buy the gems with the same amount so he can have the "fun feelings"!

Pretty sure the devs just giggle and kept the Kantoooo off the boost as a result lol. Pure retard logic there.

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Also supreme leader PreciousLeaf calls himself "the smartest person".
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assuming the Walgreens is near where he lives, the Frost Cutlery and Waffle House images are proof that he has access to a car.
since these locations are 18 hours away from where he supposedly lives and are taken from a gas station and a parking lot, where he could've parked his car.
i refuse to believe he's allowed to drive himself. would the state really give enough of a shit to give him ubers/taxis??
 
PL hypocrisy on full display. He was complaining about the latest Extreme Battle Event (tough battles that give boosted stats toward a particular region and are designed to be steamrolled by the featured sync pair) and calls them unfair. Does he want DeNA to stop doing Extreme Battle Events altogether or make them fair for everyone? Nope, just always make it so Kanto is the boosted region:
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This moron just uses Leaf and Red in every battle, even ones where their Pokemon are at a disadvantage instead of forming a strategy and diversing his playstyle. The definition of insanity.
 
assuming the Walgreens is near where he lives, the Frost Cutlery and Waffle House images are proof that he has access to a car.
since these locations are 18 hours away from where he supposedly lives and are taken from a gas station and a parking lot, where he could've parked his car.
He can barely form a sentence and bangs his head against a wall when he doesn't get his way. I have sincere doubts anyone would let him operate a vehicle. He's also poor at managing his money, I doubt he can be responsible enough to fill up his gas tank from time to time.
 
PL hypocrisy on full display. He was complaining about the latest Extreme Battle Event (tough battles that give boosted stats toward a particular region and are designed to be steamrolled by the featured sync pair) and calls them unfair. Does he want DeNA to stop doing Extreme Battle Events altogether or make them fair for everyone? Nope, just always make it so Kanto is the boosted region:
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I'm kinda disappointed he didn't do another tard-rage video like the last time with Master Fair Leon's release and the Galar extreme battle that went with it. That one people complained about due to there being scarce Galar units in the game at that point but this time around he's the only one throwing a hissy fit.
 
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Looks like PL had ANOTHER all-day shitstorm yesterday, let's go through the play-by-play...


PL was making breakfast/late lunch (he's been waking up late recently) and he noticed that there was a Leaf thread on /vp/...
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...which promptly goes to Hell and people start to post Green and shit-talk about PL. Gee, it's almost like people know to keep tabs on him since no one else is.
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People start making up "lies" about PL in the thread and he starts whining about it and tells people o report them. It's also around this time when someone asks for the Tailsposter's help in making the thread even worse and he shows up.
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He starts to complain that the mods and tranny jannies aren't waddling away from their Hot Pockets to help clear up the mess hi kind of started in the first place.
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PL also makes a very rare (and somewhat unwise) response to a jab from the Tailsposter.
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He continues to complain about how the mods and tranny jannies aren't doing their job and why the "offending" posters aren't banned yet. It's not even the worst non-permanent ban you can get, it's just a three-day.
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The mods finally get off their asses and delete the offending material from the thread and PL thinks he's "winning" it.
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He then proceeds to complain about how coomers are sending him perverted things.
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Somebody posted the piss-retaining Master Balls that PL owned on some website (probably Pixiv) and that sends him into a tizzy.
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And that whole thing about "winning" the thread? Well now PL wants the thread deleted since the thread, in true 4chan fashion, refuses to shift away from him and back onto Leaf.
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He continues to complain about people lying about him again (I can't tell if it's on 4chan or Pixiv).
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He passed out due to fatigue again (thankfully it was in his disheveled hovel this time) and he's hating it.
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Somebody left a "lie-filled" comment on one of PL's Pixiv pics (the Leaf thread has archived at this point) he he starts raving about how he's the smarter than the people picking on him and how December is a shitty month.
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I don't even know what he's screaming and complaining about here.
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PL pulls out the ol' "suicide-bait" card and wishes that he'd fall asleep and never wake up.
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He also discovered that people are editing his pics to make them more explicit in nature and that people in his Discord server are talking about his genitals and harassing him.
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He then proudly exclaims that he was/is the smartest person to EVER post on /vp/'s PMG threads and that he can be a part in any community he wants to be in.
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PL then makes the questionable claim of not being retarded and says he could easily beat the new Pokemon Masters challenge if was allowed to run the pairs he want to instead being forced to use Alola-themed pairs. He also adds on a little blurb about how Leaf will still get a card in the new set.
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He's also sick of people insulting him and he's going to think of "smart" ways to fix his reputation. He also plans getting this thread archived or some shit :story:.
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PL goes off onto multiple tangent again, mostly on how the nightmares keeping him up, how it's only the first week of the month and how shitty it's been, and how people have been ruining his sleep with constant torment.
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And PL end this hurricane by saying he's just going to lie in bed and not sleep.
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TL;DR - PL's tantrums and overall mental health are reaching new levels and I have a feeling we may reach a crescendo around Christmas time if his tormenters keep at it. This is also one of the few times PL has ever acknowledged and AFAIK the first time he ever actually wanted to do something about it.
 
what did he mean by this
It's actually a clever and subtle reference to the "Ankha Zone" meme, a 'tour-de-force' if you will, of PreciousLeaf's intimate social and cultural awareness with the zeitgeist of our times. You see the gyrating 'dance' and repeated motions of the female in the animation might be confused by a un-initiated mind as merely the loop of a music video, but it is actually a sexual. Now you see how a true maestro of visual and auditory aesthetics can weave the senses to their will!

Here, I've boosted the audio. Hopefully now the meme's original intent is clearer, without requiring a PhD from CalArts like myself!
 
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