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Jenkins was a gaming god. Noah failed a tutorial in Kingdom Hearts.Jenkins the Griefer
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Jenkins was a gaming god. Noah failed a tutorial in Kingdom Hearts.Jenkins the Griefer
is there a bald or partially bald character he could "relate" to?
Very likely. Noah is a vapid attention seeker so I wouldn't put it past him.Spoony didn't pull out his hair, he is seeking attention (again). Pics or it didn't happen.
Chris Chan’s brother Cole?
Noah noticed his thread on the farms was getting a little stale so decided to spice it up again with baldness theory crafting.
Not that I've seen, he only complains about things on Twitter - mean comments, impostor accounts and the like. I suspect that he literally never goes anywhere that isn't Twitter, it's his entire world. I don't know if he knows if KF even exists. I'm not sure if he even knows Reddit exists, tbh, for Spoons, if it's not on Twitter, it's not real.Did Noah ever reference Kiwi Farms, DHI, his Reddit or anyone who is ironically following him for the lolz?
Twatter is a bigger "platform" than Channel Awesome ever was. That's all he ever cared about, in the end.for Spoons, if it's not on Twitter, it's not real.
If he started at page 1, he wouldn't get past the first paragraph where it mentions his exes and he would get too sad to keep reading.Its just funny how out of touch he is with the rest of the world. Imagine someone linking this thread on his social media, him reading it form the beginning till the end, only to tweet how pathetical loser he is when people are using him as a joke and a punchline nowadays.
If he started at page 1, he wouldn't get past the first paragraph where it mentions his exes and he would get too sad to keep reading.
So, yeah. That would never happen.
Its radiaton poisoning + FEV contamination e.g. he's turning into a Fallout ghoul.He probably tard raged after an argument with Miles or something. It's hard to imagine how else it could've happened because ripping out enough of your hair to leave a bald spot isn't something you can accidentally do unless you're a chemo patient. It has to be motivated by some serious anger.
Spoony is still getting $300+ USD per month in free money from Patreon and he would drown in superchats if he streamed at all. He's got plenty of supporters.I do believe Noah has run out of nut jobs to support him. I never see any of his old crazies commenting on his Twitter feed anymore and no one mentions his name that still has a streaming career (and if they do, they lay into him big time). Could 2022 finally, and truly, be the year of the Spoony?
Yep. Even if his Youtube got removed, his twitter got banned again and his patreon was closed for inactivity, he still wouldn't do shit.Spoony is still getting $300+ USD per month in free money from Patreon and he would drown in superchats if he streamed at all. He's got plenty of supporters.
There's no failstate for him. All of his needs are taken care of now that he's back home, he has no interest in reviving his career or dignity and is content to idle away his last years tweeting and playing vidya instead of try to face his problems.
Spoony will never give up, as his ego is too big to let him do so.Watching Spoony slowly lose everything is like playing one of those war strategy games where the losing player refuses to concede and he gets pushed into the corner while it takes hours/days to finish the game.
Just give up Spoony!
Has he finally retired to the Old Ghouls Home?All of his needs are taken care of now that he's back home, he has no interest in reviving his career or dignity and is content to idle away his last years tweeting and playing vidya