Prison Letters Chris and Kengle Prison Letter Megathread

Tikbalang said:
Chris is forbidden from contacting Barb, does it apply as well vice versa?
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Good question. I don't think they can enforce it if Barb doesn't want to. I'm pretty sure it'll make the judge less likely to grant another DNC order or extend the current one it it's still technically in effect.

Depressingly, that's pretty much locking that this will probably happen all over again before that woman is allowed to die.
 
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It astounds me that Chris needs 50 dollars a week despite being in a jail where he doesn't have bills, use gas, or NEED to pay for food.

I understand the commissary upcharges shit, but how much junks and crayons can he be buying??

Also, are soda labels fungible? I can genuinely see Chris's blessings becoming an NFT.
 
ToroidalBoat said:
Of course Chris usually won't try to predict the future, and instead say he "foreknew and foresaw" events that already happened.
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He said the apocalypse will happen if he's found guilty, so that's one prediction we can meme on when it never happens. Of course, Chris is so retarded that he says the merge has already happened so there's no point in dunking on his fake prophesies other than entertainment value. So I'll keep doing it.
 
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Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
I think Chris is smart enough to notice that.
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:optimistic:

AntiSchwuletteAktion said:
Of course, Chris is so retarded that he says the merge has already happened so there's no point in dunking on his fake prophesies other than entertainment value.
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Yeah, if Chris is found guilty and not allowed to return to "the temple", he may pretend "da merge" and the "premature apocalypse" are somehow still happening.
 
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Tikbalang said:
Chris is forbidden from contacting Barb, does it apply as well vice versa?
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Ophelia said:
That may have expired.
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It definitely expired. EPOs are only for 2 weeks. I highly doubt they have bothered getting new ones over and over for someone who is in jail. An actual long-term restraining order would have to be at Barb's request, and any no-contact order in general would be null and void if Barb actively contacted Chris first.
 
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Pointless Sperg said:
It definitely expired. EPOs are only for 2 weeks. I highly doubt they have bothered getting new ones over and over for someone who is in jail. An actual long-term restraining order would have to be at Barb's request, and any no-contact order in general would be null and void if Barb actively contacted Chris first.
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We also have no true verification Barb contacted Chris. We also do not know her mental state as well. There could be a long term order in place, but she might have dementia or the ilk and not understand the order is there, and is causing more issues because of it. Not that I remotely know if that changes how the order would work or not.
 
So on further examination of products that Chris describes in his commissary, I'm almost certain that they use Keefe as their vendor. Chris mentions "jalapeno cheese squeezer", which is a very specific type of product and I can't find it in Oasis' inventory. I believe this is very specifically Keefe's private label brand Cactus Annie’s Jalapeno Squeeze Cheese.

This gives me great hope that Chris has tried Whole Shabang chips.
 
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AntiSchwuletteAktion said:
He said the apocalypse will happen if he's found guilty, ...
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If he knows All (past,present and future) why doesn't he know the outcome of the trial?

Chris has a sore spot - his brother. Someone should remind him that Cole is still living good and free in Carnegee Hall. And Cole says he hasn't seen a single Iron Man character [or whoever the cartoon was that Chris imagined Cole would see, idgaf] so Cole knows for a fact that no so-called merge has happened.
 
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SuperMode said:
He seems to like it there from the tone of these letters. Probably reminds him of high school.
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Yeah, you get that feeling from these letters that Chris has certainly become a lot less angry, at least compared to his whole rant at Hasbro before his arrest. I really don't think his jail life is all that different from his life at 14BC, outside of having no toys or technology. All he's got is a book he believes is all about him, and what he presumes is its bastard cousin.
 
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Tikbalang said:
Chris is forbidden from contacting Barb, does it apply as well vice versa?
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If Barb is deemed mentally capable(driving and such would indicate that) I don't think they can keep up a protective order against her wishes and charges are just charges at this point - plus I don't think we've had info about there having been a long term protective order enacted in the first place, just the emergency one that was just for a few days, which would have expired on it's expiry? or did some of the court hearings or orders include that?

Besides since Chris isn't yet guilty as far as a civilized country is concerned, technically, and even if he was guilty Chris's hoard of crap that belongs to Chris is still in the house so some comms between the two would be kind of necessary, it's not like barb could just destroy all that stuff, I suppose she could but the point is that they would need to arrange it moved somewhere or at least give Chris a chance for it especially before Chris is guilty. They're not charging Barb with anything either, so they can't really control her as I think they could if they were charging both of them with incest.
 
No Face said:
Does anyone know his inmate ID number?
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OK despite the website problems it can be found through external engines. Chris' inmate number is PCP041985 . This is not very useful as you can't call him directly with it, and mail is delivered with just his name without his ID.

Still, you asked.
 
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Pointless Sperg said:
OK despite the website problems it can be found through external engines. Chris' inmate number is PCP041985 . This is not very useful as you can't call him directly with it, and mail is delivered with just his name without his ID.

Still, you asked.
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Where are you getting this from? The jpay website seems to disagree.
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