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HAHAHA A nazi joke in 2021, how quaint you and the rest of the facebook moms most have worked hard on that one, linking Germany with Hitler, how novel.

Counter point, you get the vaccine pass after the second jab and you can get PCR/quick test done for free until then. Stop being a pussy or go Herman Cain your self.
I literally lost 2 weeks of work because some fat fuck faggot did not want to get the jab, instead he got Covid and he is now dying in the hospital so he could not get the fucking assembly code done for the next deployment step. We are now 2 weeks behind schedule as i had to outsource the job because the faggot i hired did not get the jab. I am down money and the deadline is looming.

So i support the jab so i can make my money and you faggots who dont want to can go fucking die in the woods.
Well, given your attitude, I'm glad karma has rightly fucked you. Hopefully, your job will never clear up, your client will be disappointed and tell others what a shit company you are and it will be the begining of the end.

Sounds like a much higher chance of that happening then me dying of covid.
 
HAHAHA A nazi joke in 2021, how quaint you and the rest of the facebook moms most have worked hard on that one, linking Germany with Hitler, how novel.
lol, u mad
Counter point, you get the vaccine pass after the second jab and you can get PCR/quick test done for free until then. Stop being a pussy or go Herman Cain your self.
Vaccinated is classed as 2 jabs and a booster. Either way, how does needing 2 jabs change the fact that the wait times mean you suffer anyway? May as well not take the jab.
fat fuck faggot did not want to get the jab, instead he got Covid and he is now dying in the hospital so he
:story: r/thathappened

So i support the jab so i can make my money and you faggots who dont want to can go fucking die in the woods.
"Get jabbed so i can make money" :story:
 
Well, given your attitude, I'm glad karma has rightly fucked you. Hopefully, your job will never clear up, your client will be disappointed and tell others what a shit company you are and it will be the begining of the end.

Sounds like a much higher chance of that happening then me dying of covid.

I am in no way fucked, the machine works like intended, but this is the optimizations phase and i want my bonus.
The lower i can make the final cost the more me and my team, except fat fuck, gets payed.

That is a lie he is under contract so and he did plenty of work to get his money, and i think he will make it. How ever who knows. I now have a new guy and we will see if i can do the job right.
 
HAHAHA A nazi joke in 2021, how quaint you and the rest of the facebook moms most have worked hard on that one, linking Germany with Hitler, how novel.

Counter point, you get the vaccine pass after the second jab and you can get PCR/quick test done for free until then. Stop being a pussy or go Herman Cain your self.
I literally lost 2 weeks of work because some fat fuck faggot did not want to get the jab, instead he got Covid and he is now dying in the hospital so he could not get the fucking assembly code done for the next deployment step. We are now 2 weeks behind schedule as i had to outsource the job because the faggot i hired did not get the jab. I am down money and the deadline is looming.

So i support the jab so i can make my money and you faggots who dont want to can go fucking die in the woods.

See, that's the kind of guy you're free to chastise.

Try to not lump all the vaxxed in the same pile and faggots like me won't turbosperg here.
 
Ok seiously, it's been almost two years, can someone PLEASE explain to me why people are still getting intubated (and why the Branch Covidians seem to have such a fetish for it?)?
The lung muscles are working fine, aren't they? What's the point of just pressurizing the lungs forcefully with pure oxygen if the lungs and blood simply can't absorb the oxygen? I don't get it.
Because "high pressure" air flow from ventilators is known to kill people.

This is how they're keeping death numbers high in order to keep people scared.
 
I am in no way fucked, the machine works like intended, but this is the optimizations phase and i want my bonus.
The lower i can make the final cost the more me and my team, except fat fuck, gets payed.

That is a lie he is under contract so and he did plenty of work to get his money.
You shouldn't hire fat people, that's your fault. Shot would have only reduced his risk of dying by 50% at most. If he's that fat a heart attack (much higher risk of dying than covid as well) or other fatty conditions would have set you back as far.

The shot might have taken the edge off, but you still made a poor decision hiring someone to a critical role with obviously life threatening health problems.

Fatty isn't even a protected category.
 
Get the jab, don't get the jab
vaccinated, unvaccinated
Jab mandates, no jab mandates.

All interesting arguments, but nobody mentions the time lines. Here's some food for thunk:

Let's pretend I'm an unvaccinated German (Heil Merkler), and Fuhrer Merkel says to me, and those like me "On february 1st, you will get the vaccine and become vaccinated or you lose your job". "OK" I respond, Afterall, I don't want to lose my Job.

Febraury 1st rolls up, and so does my sleeve. I take the jab and ask Furher Merkel, "Can i work now? I have had the jab". "NEIN!!" she screams. "You still need another jab and a booster before you can work!".

Now I have to wait 6 weeks before my next jab, then another 6 weeks for the booster. If I comply with the mandate on 1st February 2022, I can't work or shop or do anything for another THREE MONTHS, by that time I'm out of money, food, lost my house, my job and most of my life.

Tell me again what was the benefit in complying?

TL;DR it takes 3 months to be fully 'vaccinated' under current rules. If an omicron booster comes, it will be 4 and a half months. If you comply now, you may have a life come february. If you don't comply now, there's no point in ever complying.

TL;Dr the Tl;DR Mandates are unenforcable, impractical and just a scare tactic that will never come to frution.
Right now the booster is recommended after six months; fully vaccinated counts after two shots (specifically, two weeks after the second shot), and you'll likely lose that status after six months. It'll take six weeks to be fully vaccinated (technically eight because six weeks between shots plus two weeks after second shot), which'll last for six months (exact duration pending, probably six months, might end up being four), then you gotta get your refill.
Vaccinated is classed as 2 jabs and a booster. Either way, how does needing 2 jabs change the fact that the wait times mean you suffer anyway? May as well not take the jab.
Dunno where you got that "Two plus one" stuff from, but that's not yet the case in Germany. Boosters are not yet required, and the vax passes as of now expire only after a year. However, as I said it's highly likely that the vax status will expire after six months soon, and that you'll need the booster to regain it.
 
Question, is there a way to make your mouth create a false positive result from a COVID test? I’m going to need one soon and I don’t think I’m going to be able to use the soda method. Any advice? And by mouth, I mean drink a liquid and make the inside of your mouth absorb it and generate a false positive.
 
But you can use that same argument to claim it's skewed in the other sense. What if most of the VAERS reports were submitted by people who regret taking the vaccine soon after taking it?
Like say they happily agreed to take part in the trials in Dec 2020 but within a month or two (while the trial is still running) they talked to their conspiratard relative who managed to convince them that vaccines will be exploited politically? They would start submitting fraudulent VAERS reports.
So maybe the true number is closer to 0.001% :smug:
VAERS verifies reported incidents.

One of my coworkers (he's in his mid 30's) had the booster last weekend, and couldn't come to work for a couple of shifts. Very unlike him, as he is almost never off unless its serious. I asked him what happened, and he stated it was a mix of his chest feeling compressed, pains up and down his arms, cold and hot, and couldn't get out of bed. Pretty much confirmed my decision to not get it, as I already had a pretty bad reaction to the first dose of vaccine months ago, so who knows what the booster would do.
I'm glad I live in a more rural area at least, so there's not many who care about strict mask wearing or getting boosters/further vaccines. I fear the media is starting to paint areas like this as full of 'backwards' and 'ignorant' people though.
To be entirely fair, if you accepted even a single clot-shot while being on the farms you're pretty ignorant.
 
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Question, is there a way to make your mouth create a false positive result from a COVID test? I’m going to need one soon and I don’t think I’m going to be able to use the soda method. Any advice? And by mouth, I mean drink a liquid and make the inside of your mouth absorb it and generate a false positive.

This might point you in the right direction.
 
Seeing more and more Kike chicanery surrounding government reactions to Chink-Flu, I can't help but wonder if this isn't some Juden revenge plot at this point, and it'll all go away one 6 gorillion normies perish.

Israel is a mistake.
 

This might point you in the right direction.
Looks like it's just acid that's doing it. So he needs to make his saliva acidic. IDK how long he has to wait, but a sour candy?

Fuck it, eat some powdered citric acid.
 
Looks like it's just acid that's doing it. So he needs to make his saliva acidic. IDK how long he has to wait, but a sour candy?

Fuck it, eat some powdered citric acid.
Hide a vitamin c tablet under your tongue. It won't be pleasant, but it might take awhile to dissolve and your mouth will be acidic. I guess it will depend if they are allowed to administer their test or if the nurse will be? Also if it's a lateral flow and if they will be watched. It's possible you could make your nose acidic, maybe spritz it with some vineagar before taking it? if you are self administering it still might be able to be hidden. If the medical intern does it, might be harder.
 
My partner who had his second Pfizer vaccine a month ago is still plagued with chronic body pain, dizziness, headaches. Not interested in considering that these are lingering side effects. What he's experiencing right now is very similar to the "post viral syndrome" he experienced at the end of 2020 which took months to subside.

Restaurants etc in New Zealand are requiring vaccine passes to enter. I must wear a mask when picking up and dropping off my son to school. Many people I know are calling these measures unnecessary and excessive but are complying regardless.
Be the change you want to see in the world.

All movements start with a single person. If you ditch the mask, others will follow.

Recently was transferred to a new location for work. When I arrived, everyone was wearing masks except me. When I left my temporary assignment, a little more than half of the people I'd see had stopped wearing theirs.
Edit to add: Not just co-workers, but just people in the community in general.
 
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Long Covid is real guys!

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Good news is that spending 2 months on a ventilator has allowed her to drop a bit of weight

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Bad news she's got the long Covids. She's breathless when she walks upstairs. She lacks energy. She suffers from sleep apnoea.

Perhaps one day she can go out for a jog again, you know like she used to.
Why is the paint on the window arranged so it can be read from the outside and not inside, where biggest chungus lairs?

Edit: Media fail. Even after her ordeal baby beluga says let people make their own decisions.
 
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Sorry, but I think that throwing all the people who took the vax to one basket of deplorables is neither productive or accurate. As I said before, TPTB were aware that some percent of people will resist vax, and they are prepared for that. It's not like being anti-vaccine is something new.

It's true that actions of one person can influence the world. But it's never a single action, and people who took vaccine can still do something against tyranny. If they didn't feel in a position to drop their job, I wouldn't blame them. Some people need money to live, you know, and it's not for everyone to move to another state or in the woods. Besides, I am aware that with the vax, I didn't buy a permanent solution. I just bought some time, and I made a calculated risk to buy some time, and then see what happens next.
 
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