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How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 45 43.7%
  • Half a year.

    Votes: 12 11.7%
  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 46 44.7%

  • Total voters
    103
Imagine being May and seeing your fiance saying shit like this to other whores online for everyone to see, even as a "joke". :story: Don't worry, May! You're totally different from Faith and definitely more special to Ralph. Definitely!

Countdown to the Ralphamale replacing his pregnant partner part 2, electric boogaloo!

Edit: I can think of a lot of reasons why Alice would be Ralph's ideal partner but I think the two of them in a relationship might break one of the seals of Hell so I won't risk it.
May is a dumb slut with low self esteem, she doesn't give a shit. Remember she was part of that Dick-Digi-Ralph swinger group, and god only knows what degeneracy she partook in the Digisphere alone. What was it, the phoenix stream where Ralph was openly horndogging Alice? I forget where that fell in the Faith-May timeline but he was definitely with May if not also Faith at that point.
 
May is a dumb slut with low self esteem, she doesn't give a shit. Remember she was part of that Dick-Digi-Ralph swinger group, and god only knows what degeneracy she partook in the Digisphere alone. What was it, the phoenix stream where Ralph was openly horndogging Alice? I forget where that fell in the Faith-May timeline but he was definitely with May if not also Faith at that point.
I wonder if May being a bargain basement e-thot pass around girl made her so desperate she was willing to believe Ralph would give her a trad life? Sort of like how a hooker would believe any dirtbag who says he loves her and promises to rescue her from a life of sucking strange dicks for $40 a pop?
 
Did I miss something with Ralph getting into a shit throwing contest with a pajeet twitch streamer?
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Go for it ralph! Alice Halfbreed may be crazy as fuck, but she’s got the same man face as fatass May, and a better body. You know you can’t get your little limp piggly wiggly dick up for a woman (lol) once she has pushed out a baby. View attachment 2770564View attachment 2770565
Jesus christ, why does it look like May is wearing a diaper? Maybe I'm late to the game here but it just struck me.
Did I miss something with Ralph getting into a shit throwing contest with a pajeet twitch streamer?
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Rand gonna cry about how a woman treated a white man? Cause she fucking shit all over Ralph.
 
Ralph completely destroyed by the little twerp, he can't be happy about it.
Seeing that image again though, do you think that May has too open the gunt to help him clean it and apply his "lotions"?
What sort of horrors lie in there? Is it a weird combination of filth + lotions?
Does May have to part it down the middle to try to find his cock when they're having sex the few times they've had sex?
I'm gonna guess he is self-conscious about it and doesn't let her touch it.
So many questions, but I can't imagine I would want to hear any of the answers.
 
Imagine being May and seeing your fiance saying shit like this to other whores online for everyone to see, even as a "joke". :story: Don't worry, May! You're totally different from Faith and definitely more special to Ralph. Definitely!

Countdown to the Ralphamale replacing his pregnant partner part 2, electric boogaloo!

Edit: I can think of a lot of reasons why Alice would be Ralph's ideal partner but I think the two of them in a relationship might break one of the seals of Hell so I won't risk it.
Perhaps the Ralphamale hasn't been going to Vegas alone and will not be alone again either.

Did I miss something with Ralph getting into a shit throwing contest with a pajeet twitch streamer?
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Oh for Chrissake! So Ralph mooned someone!

Why is he knee bending backwards?!
 
What sort of horrors lie in there? Is it a weird combination of filth + lotions?
Maybe there's a tattoo under the gunt flap, and you have to lift from the bottom to see. Maybe it says "Memphis Micro" over a downward arrow.
So many questions, but I can't imagine I would want to hear any of the answers.
Hopefully Ralph wins his case against the Vickers and Fai Fai, with nothing left to lose, will hop on her dad's account and give us the horrifying details. I kind of want to know the mysterious inner workings of the Gunt just out of morbid curiosity.
 
Has Ralph forgotten that he's a 5ft1 balding manlet who weighs 250+ lbs with a micro penis that is unironically 3in at best and some fucked up bodily proportions? Dude isn't rich, funny, intelligent, knowledgeable or skilled at anything. He can't even manage to be nice or even just civil to people and every word out of his mouth is either an insult, boast or a challenge aimed at people who are almost always his better.
 
Has Ralph forgotten that he's a 5ft1 balding manlet who weighs 250+ lbs with a micro penis that is unironically 3in at best and some fucked up bodily proportions? Dude isn't rich, funny, intelligent, knowledgeable or skilled at anything. He can't even manage to be nice or even just civil to people and every word out of his mouth is either an insult, boast or a challenge aimed at people who are almost always his better.
Forgotten? He's in a delusional fantasy world where none of that is true, the same world where he ironically unironically asks people "Do you know who the fuck I am?" in a rage.

Noone does that who isn't at least a little bit of a narcissist.
 
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If he gets tossed in jail can we have a movie night or something? I'd like to watch Cool Hand Luke, personally.
As Ralph's favorite movie is King Ralph it shall be watched.
 
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And how many of those 45k followers are dead, inactive accounts and/ or hate followers. Looking at his tweets interactions, I'd say at least half of them.
This fat wigger believes numbers are prestige. It's either "I made a thousand dollars" or "I got 850 viewers" or in this case "I got 45k followers".
Are people impressed by this? no of course not because no one cares except you, Ralph.
Nick Rekieta made more money and viewers then Ralph, but Nick doesn't gloat about it and that time he did was to dab on Ralph.
 
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