Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Joycondrift]

That looks like liquid dog shit.

At least the stolen image looks like fucking chili

 

[rubytintedchix]

On this edition of cooking with cripple, our anti-hero struggles to get beans out of an already-opened-for-him-can. Let’s come in close as he smashes his can off the side of the pan several time like an imputent ape.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

another chili video

Can he make chili that isn't watery as fuck or look like shit?

I don't know about you guys but when cooking with beer I almost always go for the cheap stuff. I'm not wasting a premium brew and personally I dont find there to be a difference in the finished product.

Also just LOL forever at buying premium lager. It's a fucking lager

It's like anything else when you cook with alcohol. You avoid the cheap stuff but go with something inexpensive. It's like the old saying: "Never cook with an alcohol you couldn't otherwise drink". Using something expensive when cooking is just stupid.

 

[the khat quaffer]

another chili video

Holy smokes he uploaded a video that doesn't start with "hey guys"

Call it a nitpick but it's just something that I always notice, and it annoys the shit out of me

 

[rubytintedchix]

>Been cooking for 12+ years on Youtube
>Doesn’t know that an entire tin of chipotles in adobo is too much for any one dish

MY SIDES

 

[Aaway]

At least the stolen image looks like fucking chili

oh shit i didn't even notice it was a stolen thumbnail. first time he's done that in quite some time after people here began contacting the websites he would steal them from

well, time to start searching for the image

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

The appetizer on this video is a heaping plate of lies. Fatty claims he's "got to have a reason" to do chili. He claims these beers are so special and premium and so hard to get, so he puts them in chili. What a waste. He then claims he's "driving on the freeway" while looking up the brewery on Google and OMG WOW he just HAPPENS to be going to Asheville where the brewery is. He does his usual tell of touching his face throughout.

He's pretty Jacked up in this video, sounds like he downed a few energy drinks before filming. Also detecting a bit of angyness since he probably knows he gets made fun of for his chili too.

Pork sausage in chili? Squash? Ro-Tel diced tomatoes? Italian Seasoning? Fucking HEINZ BEANS??? This is an abomination. Show this to a Texan and he'll probably have an aneurysm. He insists that pressure cooking for 20 minutes will taste just the same as a slow cooker. Bullshit.

He starts talking about how Julia Child "treats and seasons" each ingredient. Then just says "we're not gonna do that", and browning ground beef is "kinda like Julia Child". WTF? His Bacon Lube makes another appearance because of course. CHECKED THE FLAME! No points for predicting that it came out totally watery, he just tosses liquids in there like he's irrigating the Atacama. And he still thought he didn't have enough water so he added more (so the "food don't burn"), but it's just because he barely mixed the ingredients first.

FSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! RIP HEADPHONES. FUCK YOU JACK

"A little soupy, a little loose" Yeah no fucking kidding. "Pshooo! Airplane coming in for a landing!" The direct look at the camera while biting is disturbing. It was "a little soupy" but he still moos like the fat cow he is, until the overspiciness of it takes over. Dumbass. This was a total failure that even Jack had a hard time covering for it.

 

[rubytintedchix]

Lmao at him putting onions on those new $150+ pop top containers. He really showed us you guiz.

Also every time you hear Jack say “LITURALLY” chug your clawhammer!

 

[Schmuck of Ages]

another chili video

Idk about the situation in TN but Highland is a large craft brewery and Clawhammer is pretty easy to find in NC. Hardly a limited run product.

 

[captkrisma]

So...Jack gushes about how rare the beer is and how hard it is to find it. Highland Brewery has a "beer finder" on their website and....you can buy it at fucking Kroger.

Well...you USED to be able to buy it at Kroger because it's a seasonal. It rotated out of their lineup and their seasonal of the now is a coffee porter.

EDIT: Kroger in downtown Nashville.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

"If you've ever watched Julia Childs she seasons every ingredient

We're not gonna do that"

 

[Stasi]

How much fucking seasoning do you want to put in there Jack he dumped an entire bowl of powdered shit in there. It must taste absolutely revolting.

Also rip the coating on his pressure cooker after he bashed cans against it like a fucking mongoloid.

For a second at the end there when he said let's taste it I thought he was going to use the bowl to scoop some up out of the pressure cooker. Fortunately even jack hasn't sunk that low yet.

 

[Chorton]

What exactly is the difference between this chili and all the other chili recipes he makes? Cheap canned tomatoes, cheap canned un-rinsed beans, ground beef, pork sausage, "magic" chipotles in adobo sauce, and a random beer.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

"If you've ever watched Julia Childs she seasons every ingredient

We're not gonna do that"

The nerve of this asshole thinking he's in the same ballgame as Julia Childs.

She actually knew how to cook and would make food you wanted to eat.

 

[TurdFondler]

Jack desperately wants to be a beer snob but has to be a teetotaler.

 

[captkrisma]

"People pay mega mega bucks to get this beer"

Spoiler: Ooof, my wallet.

I'm never gonna financially recover from this chili.

 

[DontEatThat]

Chili has to be Jacks comfort food. Of course he fucking loves brisket, bacon and his revered baby back ribs but he makes chili so fucking often and it all just looks like liquid shit. It makes me wonder if his mom just threw shit in a pot like this, found out it tasted horrible and just gave it to Jack to eat, which he probably happily gorged.

 

[Delilah Radio Show]

oh shit i didn't even notice it was a stolen thumbnail. first time he's done that in quite some time after people here began contacting the websites he would steal them from

well, time to start searching for the image

It's from here (3rd image from the top).

 

[AnOminous]

Also he's a fatass. A fat prick! A fat son of a bitch! This fat motherfucker. God I hate this fat bastard! Did I mention he's overweight too?

 

[Quixotic Man]

I wonder why the meat turned out watery when you dumped pounds of it in one pan instead of doing batches.

Boiling meat does not brown it, Jack.