Skitzocow Kindness / Alyssa Jo Frauens / @KindKinkster / AJ Frauens / Stella Lawrence / Zion Stellar and Paul Mendoza / Bonnie Nelson / @BonnieMakes - LF BPD munchie furry dogsitter to pee in bathtub and eat all my food, inquire inside, hourly rates

Tbf, given that iirc one or two of the Tranchers periodically checks these threads (and if there's troon infighting, it would frankly be in their best interest to use our thoughtfully provided 24/7 Alyssawatch resource), I hope someone told Bonnie not to be a fucking retard about associating the Tranch with his bangmaid's degeneracy. Linking the Tranch directly to whatever they did to that poor person's house wouldn't have gone over well with Penny at the very least, I would hope.

Either way, delighted to hear that he seemingly went swanning in expecting everyone to grovel at his feet and didn't get the desired result. He's been so deluded lately about how he and Alyssa are some sort of idol couple that the Troonicorns should be worshipping and begging to have grace them with their presence, glad someone on that ranch actually (ironically) had the balls to tell him 'you can visit but no, we're not gonna apologize for telling your insane gf that she's annoying and nuts'.

I really do think he got told off about the tweeting and to get rid of the evidence before people could look it up though. At least someone on that ranch has two brain cells to run together, because lord knows Bonnie and Alyssa couldn't manage that between them.
 
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Deleting 97,000 butthole selfies won't help, Ms Frauens. Your would-be-employers will simply Google your name and find the following:
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One more click, and it's over.

What you need is a legal name change, which would serve to both hide your hideous vagina past and affirm your status as a True and Honest man. If you're looking for ideas, I suggest "Phillip Matthew 'Penis' Logue".
 
So at first I thought this was a threat. But, reading it again, I think it can be taken that Bonnie actually acted on his impotent rage. I'm leaning towards Bonnie acting out and he did something. I wonder what happened.
I interpreted this as the "hurt" that happened months ago. Maybe him leaving was trying to punish them, plus he probably blew up at them when they said Alyssa was nuts.

Now he's just mad that they're not apologizing to him because he thinks everyone's at fault instead of him.
 
I always find it funny when cows change their usernames etc and expect it to solve all their problems, only to continue acting like a reetard / associating with total fucking mongs and making the whole thing pointless.

I give it a week before she's tweeting pictures of her butthole in some unsuspecting victim's house while she's stealing their shit.
 
Holy shit, I love this new arc!
I feel all sort of emotions from sad for her to laughing at her back to sad back to wtf dude seriously.
Right? This is emotional whiplash in the form of a never-ending roller coaster Kiwifarms thread.
Reading between the lines, I think she did grace the Tranch with her presence and perhaps was even put to work with the serf caste troons. Could this be a show of contrition to ensure a smooth return to the Tranch some time soon?

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“care for the critters at my shelter” bitch, those are your pets at your house, it isn’t like you run an actual sanctuary.
One thing I’ve never really harped on is Alyssa’s pronouns. Like canonically what the fuck does she want us to refer to her as? We know she says “transman uwu t injections are the shit” but she’s literally going by a nickname that refers to her deadname and we can’t forget about her family restaurant tantrum and how she and Bonnie are lesbians and tried to go into the women’s bathroom. Newsflash, lesbians means TWO women in a relationship, and you should be a female to go into the WOMEN’S bathroom. If you identify as a man, you aren’t a lesbian and by your sjw logic, shouldn’t be going into the women’s bathroom.
How did Bonnie “hurt them” though? By linking the tranch to his and Bonnie’s hedonistic binge in that house before they went to the tranch? By bringing Alyssa back with him? By running away with Alyssa in the first place? And I highly doubt he apologized, it either didn’t happen or it was “well i’m sorry you feel that way.” And the reason more people haven’t apologized to Alyssa is because she’s insufferable, much like you, Bonnie.
Clearly he hasn’t learned to cope yet.
Look what you've done!

Bonnie was so distraught, he did this:
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Truly a modern day Romeo and Juliet :heart-empty:
That shit had me gasping as I read the thread. I seriously want to write the love story and have had the fleeting idea to do so for a while but it’s still happening so… perhaps in the future I will pen it. Also, you are correct, this in indeed True Love ™️.
Kevin's take on the drama in the most Kevin way possible
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On one hand, this is a prime example of how when shit goes down, he just Kevins around, and on the other hand I really can’t blame the guy.
I mean, let’s put it into Kevin’s perspective. Kevin is a manchild who ebegs for toys to add to his hoard, he does no work, doesn’t do shit. Mistress is having a major row with Bonnie, the co-owner of the commune and one of the legal owners of the property. The other legal owner disapproved of Bonnie’s new lover (who rejected Kevin) and called her out for acting out.
What is Kevin really supposed to do? He couldn’t help them smooth things over even if he wasn’t a blatant retard, he has no say in anything. He can only sit there horny, high, and hoping for the best.
You either die a tranny or live long enough to see yourself become Earl.

In theatres January 2022.
Shit, we all lived long enough to become Earls. I feel old. (:_(
 
Shit, we all lived long enough to become Earls. I feel old. (:_(
Take heart in that knowledge that to become that old you have survived the unyielding onslaught of horrors that is the threads of the various Tranchers. Through the trials, tribulations, and irreparable mental scaring you have ascended to a position that distinguishes you from the average Kiwi. That position is Earl: bane of troons and savior to all alpacas everywhere! Relish it and know you are in elite company.
 
since we’re all being a little sentimental. I would like to take this moment to sincerely thank Kevin Gibes, from the very bottom of my heart. Had he not acted as a window to the Inflated Universe, we would not have discovered nearly as many trainwreck lolcows, and definitely not as quickly. It’s like his skills are cracking trans eggs AND kiwi eggs, not to mention surrounding himself with drama. Kindness is one of my all-time favorite cows.
 
Paul gained: several bags of food from foodbanks that could have gone to families, someone who would cook and clean and fuck him with a real vagina, more weed and extra drugs, sex toys

Paul lost: his husband, his car, his ranch, his animals, respect from a number of friends...

Yeah, Paul ain't having a good day.
 
Paul gained: several bags of food from foodbanks that could have gone to families, someone who would cook and clean and fuck him with a real vagina, more weed and extra drugs, sex toys

Paul lost: his husband, his car, his ranch, his animals, respect from a number of friends...

Yeah, Paul ain't having a good day.
Did he lose the ranch though? I have a feeling that the final chapter in this horror show is a nasty legal fight. Shits gonna be lit, you watch.
 
*abandoned his husband
*his alpaca death camp that has his Mother's name on the deed.
*his neglected animals
True but less snappy. Forgot to say *lost what little money he had from tranch sales (probably) on there too.

Don't get me wrong, the tranch was a shithole but at least it was something more than Alyssa's hovel. Even then, he put so much value on it that he wants to be the RIGHTFUL LEADER of the tranch with Alyssa as his tendie slave at his side and has tard raged over people not kissing his and her ass as much as he hoped. He may have lost control of a turd, but it is a prized turd worth 100mil in his mind and therefor still is a loss for him.


Sadly, Sky probably isn't a loss aside from legal issues. :(
 
Take heart in that knowledge that to become that old you have survived the unyielding onslaught of horrors that is the threads of the various Tranchers. Through the trials, tribulations, and irreparable mental scaring you have ascended to a position that distinguishes you from the average Kiwi. That position is Earl: bane of troons and savior to all alpacas everywhere! Relish it and know you are in elite company.
I am very honored to be a member of the Earl Club before even being eligible for the 27 Club. ❤️
since we’re all being a little sentimental. I would like to take this moment to sincerely thank Kevin Gibes, from the very bottom of my heart. Had he not acted as a window to the Inflated Universe, we would not have discovered nearly as many trainwreck lolcows, and definitely not as quickly. It’s like his skills are cracking trans eggs AND kiwi eggs, not to mention surrounding himself with drama. Kindness is one of my all-time favorite cows.
His talent in making people reconsider their choices is truly one that is few and far between. He can turn people trans on a dime, and he can turn others transphobic just as quick. We are all kiwi eggs.
 
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