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What if CWCville was real and all the lolcows in America moved there?

What if Chris had Electric Hedgehog powers irl for a day?
 
Hyperion said:
What if Chris started his day with a balanced breakfast of Wheaties™ and 2% milk instead of his usual McDonalds®?
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Abethedemon said:
What if Chris lived in Chicago and made Trap Music?
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Dear god. He'd probably live in Bridgeport (which him and barb can afford) which is close to china town so he'd be even more weeaboo but twice as offensive to the locals. Hang out all day at navy pier's McDonalds where he would terrorize the nearby children's museum.

Chris would be frequenting the bijou movie theater before it closed last month. Horrified at what goes on there but attracted to the high probability of getting laid and then settling for a milder gay bar where he would never find his heart sweet.

Also his internet infamy would be notacably more problematic here. And I suspect, being a trap rapper, and a social media junkie, and someone who talks about bass vibrating his tits, Chris gets shot after making a dis track to some teenaged kid from nearby englewood for making a diss track about sonichu. 14 people would be injured in the ensuing shooting with Chris taking two bullets and living(due to hiding).

From here one of two things happen. Gang related shootings go down because people recognize only a retard like Chris would provoke a shooting over Facebook or Chris received street cred and blows up overnight
 
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