Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Koby_Fish]

I'm out of the loop - what video game was Oppenheimer in? The only one I can think of is Trinity. (And even then he's not named, you have to infer.)

Also, why retweet that? There's no way Bob was actually confusing the voice of Skeletor with the father of the atomic bomb, right?

...right?

I think Bob's excuse after the fact was he was still half asleep lol

 

[UserAccess]

But he was in a war. He was a soldier in the great console wars of the early 90s.

I was there. We mostly had barbeques and played Spades. There wasn't a single shot fired and anyone that says otherwise is lying.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Whether he could fund his own Ahnenerbe to prove that is doubtful.

Troons already have their hands full trying to prove that Roman emperors were really trans.

Spoiler: Roman history

Ironically enough, Elagabalus is one of the best examples of a troon in history.

He was a spoilt child from a rich family who was completely driven by lust, who picked fights with basically everyone, who had no idea how much things costed and spent money on useless vanity projects, and who eventually died after the Praetorian Guard had enough of enabling him and decided to coup him because even his 14 year old cousin would make a better emperor than the troon who thought he was a sun god. To their credit, he was and he held the Empire together for 13 years until he eventually died and the Crisis of the 3rd Century began.

 

[TigerGoblin]

Question for more dedicated Bobologists, if the consoles debacles of the 90s are Roberto's Vietnam, what exacty is Gamergate?

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Question for more dedicated Bobologists, if the consoles debacles of the 90s are Roberto's Vietnam, what exacty is Gamergate?

Afghanistan. A war where Bob thought he'd crush the "evil, bigoted, primitive enemy", got his arse handed to him, and strutted around claiming victory.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Afghanistan. A war where Bob thought he'd crush the "evil, bigoted, primitive enemy", got his arse handed to him, and strutted around claiming victory.

Yeah, there's a reason it's called the Holy Autism War. Lord knows it's kept Bob sperging all this time pretty constantly.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Yeah, there's a reason it's called the Holy Autism War. Lord knows it's kept Bob sperging all this time pretty constantly.

For me, Gamergate was more like the Russian Civil War.

The woke (the Tsars) kept pushing and pushing the people to the brink, and eventually they rose up. When that happened, they went into exile on ResetEra and Kotaku, and started writing lengthy articles about how the Black Hundreds (Zoe Quinn) were really in the right, everyone who pointed out that they weren't was evil and literally HARASSING WOMEN, and that they'd come back and "win" any day now.

 

[Positron]

"Socialism" and "capitalism" are philosophical constructs but "patriarchy" and "institutional whatever" are totally real.

"Stop treating this Republician with kid gloves because he's in wheelchair."
But you should totally treat deranged harpies with kid gloves just because they are women / niggers / trannies.

 

[PonPonPataPon]

Question for more dedicated Bobologists, if the consoles debacles of the 90s are Roberto's Vietnam, what exacty is Gamergate?

I've already heard Gamergate unironically described as the 9/11 of the internet before, I'm sure Bob would cosign that.

 

[Positron]

Divided into two posts to enable quoting.

Bobby and co. don't believe in the myth of the self-made man:


And I need to point out that the ludicrous "Peace doesn't want me" tweet was part of a convo full of Angels. Bobby was trying to impress them with war-weary machismo like a Gundam character; he was peacocking for shecock.

That person should read Brick By Brick.

In the same convo, BimboPolitics offers him a heart-to-heart, so Bobby's strategy might have worked somehow:

"I don't want to be a soldier; if I have a choice I'd rather be a simple man drinking ale, smoking pipes, and rambling on Twitter hills."

---

Majorie Taylor Greene said something incredibly dumb; Bobby takes the opportunity to shit on religion:


Another ill-informed take by another political "Karen":

Gabbard's concern is ill-placed because 1) most mutations are lethal, and 2) escape mutations is a given for every anti-microbial ever, no matter their mechanism of action. But of course science-minded Bobby would rather argue by capeshit.

More about covid lockdowns:

Peter Coffin:

About peoples' hesitancy to be used as Big Pharma's guinea pigs, our lovely Angel Ah-mee has this choice take:


Bobby compares the experimental covid shots to polio vaccines.

People today are better educated, have easier access to the latest medical info, and are more aware of their rights than in Bobby grannies' time. That's why.

Bobby refuses to take the L after he misidentified Peter Coffin as an anti-vaxer. Luckily his attack dogs are always eager:






Peter Coffin: Soros bad actually.
Bobby: So what? He's old, cut him some slack!
(Do we have "ageist" in the bingo sheet?)


Bolivia, somehow Soros-related.

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Bobby thinks political movements should never uplift workers or the common folk, because that just opens the door to superstition. Oh Bobby knows exactly what Mao Ze-Dong did wrong:


Then comes his favorite tirade about how Marxism is obsolete, and of course "kill ignorance" and "preventing the wicked from existing in great enough numbers to be a problem in the first place."


Stalin was not uniquely evil; he did what he needed to do under the circumstances. And hey! Stalin fought Nazis!

Soon you will see how Bobby and co. judge a boy who killed four of his schoolmates to be evil beyond redemption -- unlike Stalin and Mao.

Someone replied to the woman who made the Conspiracy Chart:


Some with a clear sense of logic -- like Bobby -- would know what people hold seriously as conspiracy are nothing but coincidences or jokes. People should really focus on the True Evil in the world -- Christianity:



Another movie reference. He really can't live down to the moniker MovieBob.
(Jimmy's thread about Alien Abduction. I don't have the time)



Bobby has seen things, truly evil things. He has been in the same room with True Evil (while organ music played) and has stared True Evil in the eyes (as the priest stuffed a wafer in his mouth). By comparison, Soros (and presumably Stalin) is very small.

(Seriously who the fuck is he cosplaying?)

A hapless newbie thinks Bobby dehumanizes people because he isn't chilled enough:

Fucker can dish out but can't deal.

About where food comes from:


Bobby finds a month-old tweet to race-wank:


Bobby is a "small business owner" according to the IRS:

So the US government does think that "outdated French term" describes Bobby after all.

 

[Positron]

The Crumbley school shooting case:


Concerning this tweet about the Crumbley family. Now he claims he doesn't attack poor white people for their class, but for their "behavior":

Bob: They didn't "become" this, they were always this:

Bobby also retweets loads of anti-gun propaganda.

Bobby turns the Ethan Crumbley shooting into a gigalumen projector; he makes the Crumbley family bear the cross of everything he thinks is wrong with white people:




And everything eventually comes back to his abortion fetish:



Pure non-sequitur.

More non-sequitur. Somehow women would suddenly lose their talents, genius, creativity, etc if they weren't allowed to kill their babies:

This is just as dumb as the counterfactual assertion that Beethoven (or Helen Keller, or whoever famous dead person you fancy) would have been aborted if abortion was as casual at their times as today's America. And on the opposite side of the argument, many brilliant women have had successful career even with children -- truly clever women plan their lives; they don't live moment to moment like bimbo sluts do.

Witness Protection:


Chu-chu:

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See how pretentious FilmBros are? They watch David Lynch but say they won't watch Mahval!!!!




Journos see fit to inform the world that Gwyneth Paltrow doesn't watch capeshit:


Jared Leto hate:


Another video-game movie failure. I tend to trust Bobby in this subject. Still, someone got on his nerves:




It is incredibly easy to trigger Bobby and his fellow racists:


Racists such as Banana Wu:

No we don't really need the first block; or rather, the first block is the sheer incompetence of Biden and his degenerate cabinet.

Dickless man likes to fap:


Christian Slater:




Bobby can't resist engaging with Twitter Ads:




The Beatles documentary:


"Gaydies and sex creeps! Let's watch kiddie TV again!"


Dob Chipman risks his PRC's Honored Ambassador status over a cellphone ad.

The irony is that the ad features simplified Chinese characters and was posted on a Mainland-China bulletin.

But wait here is more! For 33 seconds Bobby was the happiest man on the planet.


Simp:



This one.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

On the food question, iirc Bob once went on a tare about California actually being the best state because of it's politics and the amount of food grown there, something about someone saying only avocados come from California. The guy showing off the political breakdown by county completely deflates Bob's argument, hence why there was no witty follow up of "Who wants to tell him?"

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

On the food question, iirc Bob once went on a tare about California actually being the best state because of it's politics and the amount of food grown there, something about someone saying only avocados come from California. The guy showing off the political breakdown by county completely deflates Bob's argument, hence why there was no witty follow up of "Who wants to tell him?"

I also think that Robert belives that the majority of the food production in the US relies almost entierly on the back of immigrant labor from south of the border. How true that is, I don't know.

 

[BubbleButt]

Biden's favorite anime is clearly Roujin Z because it's what he envisions his second term is going to be like.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

Why does Bob want to live on the moon? Or Mars? I want us to expand into space because of ideological reasons; out there is our destiny as a species. We cannot just remain on Earth together. But why does Bob want it? Has he ever actually explained beyond it being a childish jetsons fantasy?

He'd weigh less.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Bobby and co. doesn't believe in the myth of the self-made man:

"Maybe my family wasn't in quite as big a hurry to be rid of me?"

Or

"My family knew I was a danger to myself and others but they couldn't afford a tard wrangler"

Or

"I'm a bitch baby and my family is all to eager to wipe my ass for me and I'd have to be obsolete fucking invertebrate like you to throw that away"

Or

"Having achievable goals is for believers. Buying plastic garbage and Pabst is for thinkers. Thinkers will always win over believers!"

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Fallout 4 uses the quote in a mission and Fallout 76 uses it as a mission title, Inside Edition must have typed the quote and "video game" into Google. Here's a link to the clip: https://twitter.com/Liv_Agar/status/1466987906149625858

Yeah, but everyone uses that quote, it's like the first thing anyone who hears about Oppenheimer learns after the phrase "father of the atomic bomb". (I think it was Braid that went a little more into the obscure - fitting - with someone else's comment from the time: "Now we are all sons of bitches.") Bob says "character" which to my apparently unevolved brain carries the implication that the man himself appears in some context.

And yes, Robert originally tweeted that it was Alan Oppenheimer, then deleted it:
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I'd give most people a pass for this. Not Bob. Someone so eager to revoke other's status as humans doesn't get to hide behind human fallibility.

I think Bob's excuse after the fact was he was still half asleep lol

Sorta surprised he didn't go with "It's just a joke, bro!"

Simp:

"Author / Youtuber"

To use a meme much beloved by Bob: Tell me your book isn't worth reading without telling me your book isn't worth reading. I'll put this one in my invisible bookcase of unbought books, right next to Brick by Brick and Axiom's End on the "Bob and the Waifus" shelf. Hate to say it but I suspect Bob's into this because, as an autographed bookmark, it's something he's sure she touched.

(Also, if Amazon is out of stock why would you be offering sales incentives to non-Amazon outlets? Where else are people going to go? If you were so big into the indies wouldn't you offer this while Amazon had stock so they had a value-add over the cheaper Amazon?)

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Cool.

Now do Muslims.

 

[cypocryphy]

Why does Bob want to live on the moon? Or Mars? I want us to expand into space because of ideological reasons; out there is our destiny as a species. We cannot just remain on Earth together. But why does Bob want it? Has he ever actually explained beyond it being a childish jetsons fantasy?

He's autistic and wants Epcot and things he saw in movies and video games to literally be real.

 

[Quixotic Man]

Why is Bob acting like he had a good relationship with his family when he would hide from them by playing GBA in his car in the Best Buy parking lot?

He admitted to this and various other autisms in his book.