Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[mandatorylurk]

I guess Chris got his Christmas bonus or everyone at work dragged his autistic wall hitting, hand breaking self over the project finish line. A longshot would be whatever tax problems he got caught in disappeared.

 

[Quixotic Man]

Its impressive that Bob manages to buy both shirts that are absolutely hideous, and don't fit him at all.

 

[Plinkettgonist]

I’m really digging this emo Robert phase.

Wonder what song he listens to while cutting himself.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

What the fuck is Bob wearing? Does he seriously not have any shirt that doesn't make him look like a buffoon?

As an absolute retard when it comes to fashion, I cannot fathom how drunk anyone would need to be to wear that.

 

[DaBigBopper]

So is Bob one of those people who just doesn't look at history? He believes solely what is being spouted by the ruling 'progressive' class? He's a New England Catholic so he probably distanced himself from the institution during the Priest pedo scandal, but odds are he never really dug into the Bible for any moral lessons and more or less was one of those lapsed Catholics who dunks on the faith to own their parents or authority figures. I doubt the man ever read through Pslams or Sirach, or read a commentary on the Old and New Testament.

I know atheism peaked on the internet on the mid-2000's because furries and other degenerates could finally talk about the disgusting fetishes they have, but Bob's fedora tipping doesn't make too much sense. I know it's suddenly hip to beat on the Catholic Church as an institution and they do deserve some scrutiny over a lot of their history, but a lot of it is shit that any organization that's over 50 years has. People abusing power for sex/money/land isn't new, it's the oldest play in the books. Is Bob just devoid of Ethos that he'll switch opinion depending on who's talking the most? Like if you put him in a room of 1000 people and over 500 were told to repeat the same opinion would Bob just switch to the majority in hopes that he might be able to oppress his imaginary enemies?

 

[Koby_Fish]

Believers do Believer thing:
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"Peace doesn't want me, so I'm going to snip my dick."

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words cannot describe how utterly exceptional (btw Chris, it's FLUE, not flu, or, y'know, like in Harry Potter FLOO powder) this practice is.

Let us count the ways:

-if the letters caught fire on their way up the chimney, we're talking major fire hazard, either in the form of Chimney Fire, or some unfortunate fuckwad's roof (like their own)

- if they don't catch fire, that's fucking littering

Good Grief, even Canada's more civilized than this. There's literally a place children can mail, FOR FREE, letters to Santa, and they've been doing it for YEARS:

Santa letter program | Our company

Parents and teachers can learn about our Santa letter writing program. Find out how and when to send a letter to Santa. Our postal elves will make sure you get a reply.

www.canadapost-postescanada.ca

And, Protip for Chris, if he's reading this thread: You can get your kids in on this too. This is available to ANYONE ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD. Including Lynn, MA. It's a helluva lot safer and more smarter than sending a letter up the goddamn chimney, where Santa guaranteed won't get it. Deadline is Dec. 10th.
(EDIT: If you put a return address, you'll get a reply)

 

[LillWeeb]

What the fuck is Bob wearing? Does he seriously not have any shirt that doesn't make him look like a buffoon?

austist all have the same taste in style.

 

[Shaka Brah]

The second is a surprisingly intelligent take from el bloberto credit where credit is due.

It's his cope for being a consoomer who avows socialism.

 

[Positron]

Good Grief, even Canada's more civilized than this. There's literally a place children can mail, FOR FREE, letters to Santa, and they've been doing it for YEARS:

But there is no MAGIC! It is also a family TRADITION!
The traditions of ghouls need to end but the Elites must carry on their tradition!

I wonder what would Bobby, either childhood Bobby or manchildhood Bobby, would write to Santa?

 

[A Very Big Fish]

So is Bob one of those people who just doesn't look at history? He believes solely what is being spouted by the ruling 'progressive' class? He's a New England Catholic so he probably distanced himself from the institution during the Priest pedo scandal, but odds are he never really dug into the Bible for any moral lessons and more or less was one of those lapsed Catholics who dunks on the faith to own their parents or authority figures. I doubt the man ever read through Pslams or Sirach, or read a commentary on the Old and New Testament.

I know atheism peaked on the internet on the mid-2000's because furries and other degenerates could finally talk about the disgusting fetishes they have, but Bob's fedora tipping doesn't make too much sense. I know it's suddenly hip to beat on the Catholic Church as an institution and they do deserve some scrutiny over a lot of their history, but a lot of it is shit that any organization that's over 50 years has. People abusing power for sex/money/land isn't new, it's the oldest play in the books. Is Bob just devoid of Ethos that he'll switch opinion depending on who's talking the most? Like if you put him in a room of 1000 people and over 500 were told to repeat the same opinion would Bob just switch to the majority in hopes that he might be able to oppress his imaginary enemies?

Bob is basically the apotheosis of the euphoric atheist. He hates religion because ironically, he thinks that its the reason he won't live forever. Bob is under the impression that the only reason we aren't all living in space is because the church still exists (and Hillary didn't win or something).

Bob occasionally pretends he's not actually an atheist, but it always reads like someone who is just lying, either to avoid accusations of his obvious hatred of religion and the religious. Or because a god that has a very universalist ethos is his backup plan for when we don't crack robot bodies.

 

[Koby_Fish]

But there is no MAGIC! It is also a family TRADITION!
The traditions of ghouls need to end but the Elites must carry on their tradition!

I wonder what would Bobby, either childhood Bobby or manchildhood Bobby, would write to Santa?

"Magic" sounds like some BELIEVER(tm) bullshit. Not sure why Bob's on board with this superstitious stuff, but I often hear the fedora-tipper crowd complain that when they found out Santa/Toof Fairy/Easter Bunny doesn't reals, that's when they decided God/Jesus doesn't reals, either.

Childhood bobby would ask for a Nintendo/Super Nintendo/Gameboy while asking Santa to strike down SEGA so that the Genesis couldn't do what Nintendon't.

Manchild Bobby would ask for a flamethrower and an Angel to send forth to sterilize the Mayonnaise Ghouls by fire.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

For the curious, Canadian postal codes follow the pattern of letter-number-letter space number-letter-number. Like, say, T5K 2B6 (which you can tell from a glance is for a city (5) in Alberta (T)). In urban areas postal code can get you down to a specific building sometimes. H zero H, zero H zero is a reserved postal code for letters to Santa.

And if a kid sends a letter there, they get a response in the correct language, not just one of Canada's two official ones. I do like to bitch about Canada Post but I gotta admit this is one of their projects I won't complain about my tax dollars being used on. (I imagine it's not much, it's like 90% volunteer-run or something.)

That's funny, I had to look this up but that's a borderline impossible postal code anyway. 0 means nonurban and H is for Montreal and the surrounding area. It's reserved of course but it wasn't being used anyway, and wouldn't ever be.

 

[DaBigBopper]

Bob is basically the apotheosis of the euphoric atheist. He hates religion because ironically, he thinks that its the reason he won't live forever. Bob is under the impression that the only reason we aren't all living in space is because the church still exists (and Hillary didn't win or something).

Bob occasionally pretends he's not actually an atheist, but it always reads like someone who is just lying, either to avoid accusations of his obvious hatred of religion and the religious. Or because a god that has a very universalist ethos is his backup plan for when we don't crack robot bodies.

Bob strikes me more as someone who tries as hard as he can to avoid seeing the causality between his actions and his outcomes. He lives in denial, it's another person's fault that he's not watching Iron Man on Mars or denying that Biden's policies have effected the price on gas when he shut down the Keystone Pipeline. He's crafted an reality where his enemies are infinite hinderances despite them being inevitably powerless somehow, but the issue is that his enemies are nebulous and he'll eat former allies whenever he can.

I don't know think fat manchild really describes Bob. I could borrow from Nietzsche and describe Bob as a blob with gnashing gums, weak and so eager for any sense of validation as he kills himself.

 

[JayHarrison]

Bobby and co. don't believe in the myth of the self-made man:
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Show of hands as to how we should react to Moviebob's response?

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Majorie Taylor Greene said something incredibly dumb; Bobby takes the opportunity to shit on religion:
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Speaking of adult worldviews, Moviebob has never held one.

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More about covid lockdowns:
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"Fuck the sick and elderly" sounds exactly like New York Governor's Andrew Cuomo COVID-19 policy (sticking the sick into nursing homes).

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About peoples' hesitancy to be used as Big Pharma's guinea pigs, our lovely Angel Ah-mee has this choice take:
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Wrong.

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Bobby refuses to take the L after he misidentified Peter Coffin as an anti-vaxer. Luckily his attack dogs are always eager:
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Moviebob does use good wording with "Paranoia Industrial Complex". However, Bob is either too blind or too stupid (most likely the latter) to come to the realization that, throughout Donald Trump's political career from 2016.11.08 to 2021.01.19, America's mainstream media literally was the Paranoia Industrial Complex! Ths COVID-19 brouhaha proved it!

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No, Bobby, your one weakness is your entire personality.

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Stalin was not uniquely evil; he did what he needed to do under the circumstances. And hey! Stalin fought Nazis!
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Soon you will see how Bobby and co. judge a boy who killed four of his schoolmates to be evil beyond redemption -- unlike Stalin and Mao.

Moviebob has never killed anyone... but he's still an utterly vile whatever he is.

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Another movie reference. He really can't live down to the moniker MovieBob.
(Jimmy's thread about Alien Abduction. I don't have the time)

Nor does anyone with a modicum of brain activity rever to Bob Chipman as ScienceBob... nor doe they call him IntelligentBob... nor ThinkerBob... nor HonestyBob...

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Given this is Moviebob we're talking about, the line separating his "hyperbolic" comments and his actual mindset is so thin, it's pretty much non-existent.

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Bobby has seen things, truly evil things. He has been in the same room with True Evil (while organ music played) and has stared True Evil in the eyes (as the priest stuffed a wafer in his mouth).

This happens every single time he glances at himself in the mirror.

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The Crumbley school shooting case:
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Arresting gun sellers to prevent mass shootings is no different than arresting bartenders to prevent drunk driving fatalities: You're criminalizing people who bear no responsibility for the guilty parties' actions.

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Concerning this tweet about the Crumbley family. Now he claims he doesn't attack poor white people for their class, but for their "behavior":
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Bobby also retweets loads of anti-gun propaganda.

Which is exactly why this forum exists: We're not attacking Moviebob because of his class (because, y'know, he wouldn't know class even if he wore a tuxedo while holding a martini), we attack him for his holier-than-thou, sociopathic behavior.

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And everything eventually comes back to his abortion fetish:
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Who's forcing everyone to make babies? A majority of mothers-to-be actually want children, you execrable eugenicist!

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Pure non-sequitur.

Moviebob debate tactic: When you don't have any evidence that supports your argument, blame Donald Trump and/or his voters.

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More non-sequitur. Somehow women would suddenly lose their talents, genius, creativity, etc if they weren't allowed to kill their babies:
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This is just as dumb as the counterfactual assertion that Beethoven (or Helen Keller, or whoever famous dead person you fancy) would have been aborted if abortion was as casual at their times as today's America. And on the opposite side of the argument, many brilliant women have had successful career even with children -- truly clever women plan their lives; they don't live moment to moment like bimbo sluts do.

Nor do they live the lives nor formulate their opinions from second-to-second as Moviebob does. Remember: Bob likely would never have willingly taken any COVID-19 vaccines had Trump been re-elected.

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It is incredibly easy to trigger Bobby and his fellow racists:
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And Moviebob is, quite provably, neither a human nor a Thinker.

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Racists such as Banana Wu:
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No we don't really need the first block; or rather, the first block is the sheer incompetence of Biden and his degenerate cabinet.

Betalis7 is correct here. Additionally, let us not forget that Moviebob simped hard for Elizabeth "Fauxcahontas" Warren.

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This one.

I'd've chosen 1986's Project A-ko. It's got plenty of teenage girls and, given the film's year of release, a veritable all-you-can-sniff hair buffet for FiC Biden to enjoy.

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Big white Bob is upset that another no good "boy" dares to have a different opinion than him.
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Moviebob only sees MBEmpower as "acting in bad faith" because MBEmpower's current profile banner speaks the truth.

 

[Cactuar King]

I’m really digging this emo Robert phase.

Wonder what song he listens to while cutting himself.

Does he bleed butter?
Edit:

words cannot describe how utterly exceptional (btw Chris, it's FLUE, not flu, y'know, like in Harry Potter FLUE powder) this practice is.

Let us count the ways:

-if the letters caught fire on their way up the chimney, we're talking major fire hazard, either in the form of Chimney Fire, or some unfortunate fuckwad's roof (like their own)

- if they don't catch fire, that's fucking littering

Good Grief, even Canada's more civilized than this. There's literally a place children can mail, FOR FREE, letters to Santa, and they've been doing it for YEARS:

Santa letter program | Our company

Parents and teachers can learn about our Santa letter writing program. Find out how and when to send a letter to Santa. Our postal elves will make sure you get a reply.

www.canadapost-postescanada.ca

And, Protip for Chris, if he's reading this thread: You can get your kids in on this too. This is available to ANYONE ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD. Including Lynn, MA. It's a helluva lot safer and more smarter than sending a letter up the goddamn chimney, where Santa guaranteed won't get it. Deadline is Dec. 10th.
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There was a movie where Leslie Nielsen was Santa where they did that exact practice of throwing letters in the fire as a way to deliver letters to him. Appparently it’s some kind of European custom. Of course, they thred the letters directly into the fire and not into the flue, so...

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Re: "Peace" not wanting Bob.

What Bob fails to grasp (as he does many, MANY things) is that peace is more of a state of mind than it is a state of being. However, it requires both self-awareness and humility and if there is one thing we all can agree upon, it's that Bob Chipman is not a humble man nor does he possess a spark of self-awareness. If fact, Bob's attempts at humility come across as disingenuous and achieve the opposite as his efforts come across as self-aggrandizement. Indeed, Bob places himself on a pedestal as a "twenty-first century" citizen of a globalized society who is constantly working on improving himself as person. The awful truth is that Bob makes no such effort. He expects some outside force to gift him with peace and prosperity because he says the "correct" things on Twitter and votes the "right" way. For all his railing against believers and superstition Bob is a secular and extremely dogmatic zealot who sees his Superior Future™ as his version of Heaven.

Had Bob had any sense of self-awareness, he would realize that the hatred he harbors has poisoned both his mind and soul (though I doubt he believes in the latter). If he truly sought self-improvement then he would let it go and also realize that the future that he believed he earned was an illusion, but there is no going back now. This hatred of Middle America, Trump, the GOP, etc. is the only thing that gives Bob a modicum of purpose. Take away that hatred and Bob has no clear purpose in life.

In short, it's not so much peace that doesn't want Bob. Bob doesn't want peace.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

The worst thing about lolcows is they love the attention they get. It validates whatever worldview they choose and they’ll never have to worry over whether what they are saying is right or wrong or harmful.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Re: "Peace" not wanting Bob.

What Bob fails to grasp (as he does many, MANY things) is that peace is more of a state of mind than it is a state of being. However, it requires both self-awareness and humility and if there is one thing we all can agree upon, it's that Bob Chipman is not a humble man nor does he possess a spark of self-awareness. If fact, Bob's attempts at humility come across as disingenuous and achieve the opposite as his efforts come across as self-aggrandizement. Indeed, Bob places himself on a pedestal as a "twenty-first century" citizen of a globalized society who is constantly working on improving himself as person. The awful truth is that Bob makes no such effort. He expects some outside force to gift him with peace and prosperity because he says the "correct" things on Twitter and votes the "right" way. For all his railing against believers and superstition Bob is a secular and extremely dogmatic zealot who sees his Superior Future™ as his version of Heaven.

Had Bob had any sense of self-awareness, he would realize that the hatred he harbors has poisoned both his mind and soul (though I doubt he believes in the latter). If he truly sought self-improvement then he would let it go and also realize that the future that he believed he earned was an illusion, but there is no going back now. This hatred of Middle America, Trump, the GOP, etc. is the only thing that gives Bob a modicum of purpose. Take away that hatred and Bob has no clear purpose in life.

In short, it's not so much peace that doesn't want Bob. Bob doesn't want peace.

and for some reason, despite having been raised Catholic, he was never taught about, nor embraced, the peace that passeth understanding. I know what it is and how it "feels". I pity Moviebob's viagra-esque rageboner.

 

[Adamska]

I guess Chris got his Christmas bonus or everyone at work dragged his autistic wall hitting, hand breaking self over the project finish line. A longshot would be whatever tax problems he got caught in disappeared.

Nahh, he probably just ran it on cards like all good examples of trashy people do. Why do smart things like budget or calculate what things cost vs. what money you have after all? Thinking would mean less shitty craft beers.

 

[Blasterisk]

JC's coat probably can't fit enough soy food for one reasonably-portioned meal, even with the infinite item stack exploit.