Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Wulfpack Legend]

Since GTA remaster their classics, I might as well remaster one of my own

Spoiler: Original

 

[WULULULULU]

Since GTA remaster their classics, I might as well remaster one of my own

Spoiler: Original

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Big Smoke was a character. Blobbo is a caricature, no more no less.

 

[Jarolleon]

You can't be an "Out of Africa" theorist and believe that the "right" to land on a state level is defined by whomever was there first.

Sure you can, it would just be really stupid and arbitrary. The first group nigs to leave Africa and reach a particular area own it forever, and whoever displaces them afterwards just invents pseudohistories to identify as them.

 

[cypocryphy]

Big white Bob is upset that another no good "boy" dares to have a different opinion than him.



A black guy responds and Bob has yet to make a snarky smug reply to the uppity negro.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Cool.

Now do Muslims.

If there were as many Christians who were being primed, Manchurian Candidate style as Bob clearly believed, our violence stats would look very different. And The US population would probably be hovering somewhere in the double digits at this point.

Also, I marathoned the LotR this weekend, which was fun, and I no longer wish to watch tv for the next month or so. But a quote I love was:

“Frodo: 'It's a pity Bilbo didn't kill Gollum when he had the chance.'
Gandalf: 'Pity? It's a pity that stayed Bilbo's hand. Many that live deserve death. Some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them, Frodo? Do not be too eager to deal out death in judgment. Even the very wise cannot see all ends. My heart tells me that Gollum has some part to play in it, for good or evil, before this is over. The pity of Bilbo may rule the fate of many.'​

If Bob had his way, 75% of America would be dead in the killing fields (Gotta blow Cambodia's numbers out of the water), and everyone else would be on watch.

Also, its pretty weird that in the story's universe, Frodo named his story the Lord of the Rings. The story of your great adventure and you name it after Sauron.

 

[Adamska]

Big white Bob is upset that another no good "boy" dares to have a different opinion than him.

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A black guy responds and Bob has yet to make a snarky smug reply to the uppity negro.

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I'd love for Black Twitter to start dunking on him more often, especially since Brainless Bobby keeps demanding states with the largest Black demographics to get gassed and genocided.

 

[BlerdBjern]

Sure you can, it would just be really stupid and arbitrary. The first group nigs to leave Africa and reach a particular area own it forever, and whoever displaces them afterwards just invents pseudohistories to identify as them.

If you go far enough back all modern humans have a common female ancestor…

Does this mean that we all own everything?

 

[EnemyStand]

Big white Bob is upset that another no good "boy" dares to have a different opinion than him.

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A black guy responds and Bob has yet to make a snarky smug reply to the uppity negro.

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Silly black man. Bob has watched the movie Barbershop, and that's all he needs to know about the struggles of the black man.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Silly black man. Bob has watched the movie Barbershop, and that's all he needs to know about the struggles of the black man.

"UH IM FROM BAAWWSTON, IM FROM THE STREETS AND RECGONIZE WE HAVE BAD RACISM! So like, Um - I know all about the negros." - A fat man who has never gone outside once in his life except to eat 50000k calories with his brothers pig family.

I love the fact that Bob constantly talks about wanting to genocide all non-vax people - Then you bring up black vax rates and he always doesn't say anything.

 

[glib]

Bob is clearly becoming more authoritarian the more he fails.

 

[LillWeeb]

I wish people online would troll blob as hard as they do Wings, but I guess that would require blob being on more then just Twitter.

 

[blablabla]

if bobo parents cared enough about their retard son and not let the tv raise him...

 

[Nod Flenders]

Big white Bob is upset that another no good "boy" dares to have a different opinion than him.

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A black guy responds and Bob has yet to make a snarky smug reply to the uppity negro.

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Bob is likely tuning out that guy replying, because in his mind, any black person who disagrees with him doesn't exist.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Divided into two posts to enable quoting.

Bobby and co. don't believe in the myth of the self-made man:
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And I need to point out that the ludicrous "Peace doesn't want me" tweet was part of a convo full of Angels. Bobby was trying to impress them with war-weary machismo like a Gundam character; he was peacocking for shecock.
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That person should read Brick By Brick.

In the same convo, BimboPolitics offers him a heart-to-heart, so Bobby's strategy might have worked somehow:
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"I don't want to be a soldier; if I have a choice I'd rather be a simple man drinking ale, smoking pipes, and rambling on Twitter hills."

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Majorie Taylor Greene said something incredibly dumb; Bobby takes the opportunity to shit on religion:
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Another ill-informed take by another political "Karen":
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Gabbard's concern is ill-placed because 1) most mutations are lethal, and 2) escape mutations is a given for every anti-microbial ever, no matter their mechanism of action. But of course science-minded Bobby would rather argue by capeshit.

More about covid lockdowns:
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About peoples' hesitancy to be used as Big Pharma's guinea pigs, our lovely Angel Ah-mee has this choice take:
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Bobby compares the experimental covid shots to polio vaccines.
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People today are better educated, have easier access to the latest medical info, and are more aware of their rights than in Bobby grannies' time. That's why.

Bobby refuses to take the L after he misidentified Peter Coffin as an anti-vaxer. Luckily his attack dogs are always eager:
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Peter Coffin: Soros bad actually.
Bobby: So what? He's old, cut him some slack!
(Do we have "ageist" in the bingo sheet?)
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Bolivia, somehow Soros-related.
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Bobby thinks political movements should never uplift workers or the common folk, because that just opens the door to superstition. Oh Bobby knows exactly what Mao Ze-Dong did wrong:
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Then comes his favorite tirade about how Marxism is obsolete, and of course "kill ignorance" and "preventing the wicked from existing in great enough numbers to be a problem in the first place."
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Stalin was not uniquely evil; he did what he needed to do under the circumstances. And hey! Stalin fought Nazis!
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Soon you will see how Bobby and co. judge a boy who killed four of his schoolmates to be evil beyond redemption -- unlike Stalin and Mao.

Someone replied to the woman who made the Conspiracy Chart:
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Some with a clear sense of logic -- like Bobby -- would know what people hold seriously as conspiracy are nothing but coincidences or jokes. People should really focus on the True Evil in the world -- Christianity:
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Another movie reference. He really can't live down to the moniker MovieBob.
(Jimmy's thread about Alien Abduction. I don't have the time)

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Bobby has seen things, truly evil things. He has been in the same room with True Evil (while organ music played) and has stared True Evil in the eyes (as the priest stuffed a wafer in his mouth). By comparison, Soros (and presumably Stalin) is very small.
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(Seriously who the fuck is he cosplaying?)

A hapless newbie thinks Bobby dehumanizes people because he isn't chilled enough:
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Fucker can dish out but can't deal.

About where food comes from:
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Bobby finds a month-old tweet to race-wank:
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Bobby is a "small business owner" according to the IRS:
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So the US government does think that "outdated French term" describes Bobby after all.

Oh dear lord.

Really, Bob? Adopting out what otherwise woulda been aborted is "child trafficking"?! Citation fucking needed. When most people think of "child trafficking" they think of children being "passionately hugged" by pedos. Which incidentally, is what happens to a LOT of children that cross the border illegally, but somehow bobby doesn't give a fuck if that's the case for those. Let 'em all in, with their fake Pimp "parents", for in 10-15 years they can vote the D and help bring the Soopeeryah Fyootchah! If passionate hugging abuse is what Bob thinks is happening with adopted babbys, including the SCOTUS judge Coney-Barrett, fucker's got a fucking sick, SICK mind.

Personally, though, I think Bob's just butthurt that christian families are getting babbies that would have been thrown away/put in foster care/aborted, because then they might become "BELIEVERS"! Better dead than...born again?

Also I would like to know just exactly what Bob saw IRL, FACE TO FACE, that Bob either recognized as "TRUE EVIL" at the time or after the fact. Which kid in school did he know that grew up to be a cereal killer? Or was it just the local priest that touched all the little boys EXCEPT Bob (and, also not touching, I'm assuming, Chris)?

Also, Bob was trying to keep his family and friends ALIVE? HOW? What did Bob do, to ensure that people didn't die? Some should ask him this. He doesn't do anything but tweet all of the day and most of the night, and review movies. Tweets don't keep people alive, bruh.

Oh and so now he claims his "lizard people" thing was a joke/hyperbolic humor. Figures. Same thing he did about the "you call them weekdays" 'Eugenics' tweet.

 

[Positron]

More non-sequitur. Somehow women would suddenly lose their talents, genius, creativity, etc if they weren't allowed to kill their babies:

Moira Donegan's tweet bothers me so much that I must bring it back. Not only does she devalue woman's labor and innovations in the domestic sphere -- something that feminists have been at pains to draw the world's attention to -- she seems to think that women's talents and geniuses can only manifest in the workplace or the public sphere. People don't often recognize, but there are indeed geniuses in motherhood: women who do the world immense service by raising the next generation of anti-Bobs.

Related:

if bobo parents cared enough about their retard son and not let the tv raise him...

 

[make_it_so]

I'd love for Black Twitter to start dunking on him more often, especially since Brainless Bobby keeps demanding states with the largest Black demographics to get gassed and genocided.

Black Twitter is a lolcow stronghold, and watching lolcows go to war with each other is always entertaining.

 

[Positron]

Believers do Believer thing:


"Peace doesn't want me, so I'm going to snip my dick."

 

[make_it_so]

What the fuck is Bob wearing? Does he seriously not have any shirt that doesn't make him look like a buffoon?

 

[Kyria the Great]

What the fuck is Bob wearing? Does he seriously not have any shirt that doesn't make him look like a buffoon?

His shirt looks like it was looted from the closet of the extras wardrobe from Saved By the Bell or Chris Chan himself.

 

[BubbleButt]

"Open the flu."

Good fucking God, these absolute genetic wastes