DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Samus is a hard working woman.

It really shows how boring DSP's GTA streams are that for the entire start of GTA:VC we just didn't pay any attention to him. Also we had more fun in Almighty Frogga's chat than anyone's had in DSP's chat ever.

That is why the various reeestreamers really need some sort of hook/gimmick, because any DSP stream is going to be 90% fucking boredom and 10% gold dust/entertainment.

An1337 Has booba, weeb games and Perry shit that we can enjoy and talk about when Dave is being lame.
Piece of Peace has number tism, music, guns and other bits and bobs we can enjoy.
Agent Propper has the lore and are...well Agent propper so that's always a good time

This was my first reeestream with Almighty Froggah but it was a blast and all had fun.

I like how insane that reddit rant made him look. Don't get me wrong, fuck reddit, but calling them a troll website is delusional. When he calls Kiwi Farms or 4chan a troll website everyone just shrugs and accepts it (mainly because they have limited experience with the sites though you could totally argue they're troll websites) but a lot of people use reddit for various shit and most people don't see it as a troll website. Most people see reddit on the same level as Twitter, which DSP is constantly sucking off.

And that he cited wikipedia as a better source of information, holy fuck what a boomer.

Once again, Phil shows how out of touch he is with everything around him.

This really shows just how insulated and mentally limited he is.
He just admitted that his chat is his main point of social contact beside his mom waife, and I doubt she interacts that much besides demanding more fodder.

He has no interests and hobbies besides on of the shittiest gotcha games there is and wrassel wrassel.

He makes his living online but has next to no clue about what is going on on the internet he thinks his Twitter feed is in any way keeping him informed about world events and news affecting his ''job''.

For all intents and purposes he might as well be a 67 year old tribesman living in Idontgiveafuckistan.

 

[magasule]

He values the almighty dollars but that's about it.

Even that's not true. People who 'value' money would ABSOLUTELY NOT throw it away in the manner our pig has been doing for the last 13 years.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Why is he trying to move to move xbox for sfa? Is he that scared of Gojitenks that he'd jump to the less popular console for the game he's playing just to escape?

Yes, that's why I hope Jose and Goji also have an Xbox, or if nothing else that there's some detractors who will take their place. I'm personally waiting for Phil to try out Fightcade but I've got a feeling that that day will never come.

 

[David Davidson]

Phil said nigger again

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[Iron Father]

Phil’s a staunch conservative, of course he hates Reddit.

People think that, because Phil shares many similarities with Trump, that means he's a conservative. This implies Trump is conservative, rather than just someone who jumped into the Republican camp because he knew he had no chance running as a Democrat.

Phil's ideology, like Trump's, is pure self-interest.

Also in Phil's Reddit rant he used his subreddit being shut down for being too toxic as evidence Reddit is a cesspool of trolling, but I'm pretty sure his subreddit was permanently closed for excessive copyright violations.

Edit: Muh grammar.

 

[Funko Pops NFT collector]

Regarding people being jealous at Phil making 100k there has a lot been said on the topic already, and while yes there is people that are legit jealous (for example all the failed streamers that detract him,I have seen plenty on LSB discord server) there is no point in being jelly at him, jealousy in itself it's completely pointless because it gets nowhere since you can seethe all day and make no changes in your life, you can use your envy in a positive way by trying to be like the person you envy but do you really want that with Phil? Are you envious of not being a dented lolcow that gets drunk every day ,has the body of a 70 year old,has a wife that hates him,no friends and that doesn't have hobbies or leaves the house? What do you envy exactly? not being a NEET that gets paid to play vidya?
The only reason Phil gets 100k a year is because Phil is so incredibly retarded and disgusting as a person that he has an exceptional gravitational pull that attracts dents who get brainwashed into giving him money.

IMO saying that people are jealous at Phil in general sounds like projection ,maybe the failed content creators that detract him are legit jelly but it's not a general thing, also the implication that there should some sort of cosmic justice in which a dent can't make more money than you makes no sense, I remember reading on LSB server some copypasta tier comment a guy wrote where he said he questioned his existence because he worked so hard and Phil made more money, I don't want to imagine how these people will feel when they find out billionaires have children, and speaking of billionaires if we follow the logic that people are jelly and coping at those who make more money we would have to say that the multimillionaire guy on this thread that makes a million a day is coping and sneeding at Jeff Bezos because Bezos makes more money in a month that he will ever make in his life,there is always someone who makes more money than you it's not important.

 

[Ptolemy]

Phil said nigger again

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Phil said some bad words! Tsk Tsk Tsk.

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When he looks into the camera and lies you can see in his face he knew he said it.

Spoiler: Chat Reaction

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

I love everything about DSP's Reddit rant. It was so unhinged and delusional, meanwhile his ENTIRE CHAT is aggressively disagreeing with him, and he's purposely averting his eyes because he's triggered that his shitty ignorant take isn't going over well.

Ranting while desperately trying to ignore disagreement. Look at this fucking guy.

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A golden DarksydePhil moment.

It's quite obvious what Phil is thinking about:

 

[Coomfucius]

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Phil said some bad words! Tsk Tsk Tsk.

What word was he trying to pronounce this time?

 

[TheGoutburglar]

He has no interests and hobbies besides on of the shittiest gotcha games there is and wrassel wrassel.

And I can't even bring myself to say "Well we don't know..." because his Twitter feed proves that he spends his nights drinking and posting stupid shit, and his Champions account proves he plays it every damn day.

Even that's not true. People who 'value' money would ABSOLUTELY NOT throw it away in the manner our pig has been doing for the last 13 years.

Yep. Phil would've gotten WAY more in tips if he had played Metroid Dread on day one instead of ducking it, for example. And then there are the views he could get from not being hand-held all the fucking time.

His ego rules him more than his greed does, unquestionably.

Yes, that's why I hope Jose and Goji also have an Xbox, or if nothing else that there's some detractors who will take their place. I'm personally waiting for Phil to try out Fightcade but I've got a feeling that that day will never come.

Oh, he'll run into another archnemesis, don't worry. He's as magnetic to them as he is to tards.

 

[Tsoliassssssssssssss]

Phil said nigger again

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can someone clip that and post it here, the restream will be put as private.
(my obs is having problems with the audio the last few days)

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

He said it again. Based

 

[Iron Father]

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Phil said some bad words! Tsk Tsk Tsk.

This is just like when he says "Ree-Nig" instead of 'renege.'

If he knew how to pronounce 'Schwarzenegger' correctly, he'd say 'Philz-e-negger' instead of "Phil's a nigger." Jesus.

 

[YokuNama]

Man this guy just doesn't learn. He should avoid all words that even begin to sound like the "N" word after getting banned from Twitch. But here he is again begging to get reported and banned.

Also staff looking at the report probably won't like it when shortly after he says the last name correctly several times and then promptly calls everyone an idiot and tells them to fuck off.

DarksydePhil will always be his own biggest and best detractor.

 

[Sup3r]

Phil said nigger again

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Jesus Christ Phil. Can you give 10 fucking attoseconds of thought before you say something like that? You know that people scrutinize every little thing you say, maybe you shouldn't just let the first thing just flow out of your mouth.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

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He said it again. Based

Love the lipsmack right after, like a true stationary. Maybe he thinks he can say nigger because he lipsmacks so much?

 

[snort inquisition]

Phil said nigger again

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holy shit that's funny

 

[Iron Father]

Philz-a-Nigger

 

[Ptolemy]

Phil has some latent racism in him from his SF days. That's like a 2000s middle school joke when you find out who Schwarzenegger is. Literally old memories making this guy slip up on stream you can't make this shit up.

 

[BepsiLight]

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Phil said some bad words! Tsk Tsk Tsk.

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When he looks into the camera and lies you can see in his face he knew he said it.

Spoiler: Chat Reaction

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I had my doubts during the stationary nigger incident but now I'm 100% sure he's just going "NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER" inside his brain 24/7 and the word sometimes slips out. Arnold Schwarzenegger sounds NOTHING like Phil's a nigger
I'd pay a dollar to hear him pronounce Nigeria