Skitzocow Kindness / Alyssa Jo Frauens / @KindKinkster / AJ Frauens / Stella Lawrence / Zion Stellar and Paul Mendoza / Bonnie Nelson / @BonnieMakes - LF BPD munchie furry dogsitter to pee in bathtub and eat all my food, inquire inside, hourly rates

[Mealy Mouth Spittle]

If there is anything I've learned from watching the Tranch Extended Universe, it's that the Tranchers always will make the dumbest possible choice. In this case, I think Bonnie will choose BPD vagina over the alpacas. Homeless saga is still in the cards.

It depends on how long Penny can hold out. Eventually the novelty of vagina is going to wear off if Alyssa keeps expecting Bonnie to get off his ass and help around the house. El Gordo is lazy.

The only wrinkle is that I think Kindness might be the only vagina owner in the world willing to let Bonnie touch it for free. So, if Bonnie really thinks he can't ever go back to gay sex now that he's had PIV sex (once you've gone lass, you can't settle for ass), maybe he really will choose Kindness. If he does, though, he's vindictive and will burn the tranch to the ground before he lets Sky/Penny buy him out for what he's invested so far. I can see Bonnie forcing it to be sold as part of the divorce. Then everyone gets a homeless story arc unless they can grift enough to buy out Bonnie's half of the sale price. How much would that cost?

 

[Flour]

It depends on how long Penny can hold out. Eventually the novelty of vagina is going to wear off if Alyssa keeps expecting Bonnie to get off his ass and help around the house. El Gordo is lazy.

The only wrinkle is that I think Kindness might be the only vagina owner in the world willing to let Bonnie touch it for free. So, if Bonnie really thinks he can't ever go back to gay sex now that he's had PIV sex (once you've gone lass, you can't settle for ass), maybe he really will choose Kindness. If he does, though, he's vindictive and will burn the tranch to the ground before he lets Sky/Penny buy him out for what he's invested so far. I can see Bonnie forcing it to be sold as part of the divorce. Then everyone gets a homeless story arc unless they can grift enough to buy out Bonnie's half of the sale price. How much would that cost?

Penny is stubborn, crazy and extremely invested in the Tranch, so I don't think he will give up easily. He is also perceptive enough to realize that accepting Kindness would spell disaster for the Tranch. I'm not sure if Bonnie is willing to give up his bangmaid and go back to working in the fields again. Stealing and grifting with Alyssa is probably way more fun than shoveling alpaca dung and dealing with Kevin. You are probably right that he will burn the Tranch to the ground before he goes though. Can't see any of the Tranchers being capable of solving things amicable.

 

[lamp shade]

I just want everyone to remember that the tranch is not somewhere that calls people out for things like grifting, transness, self ID, etc. For them to be this determined to keep Alyssa out and to have actually called out her fake seizures (and refused to apologize), just imagine how outrageously fake they actually had to be.

 

[Oxous]

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Death threats? Who even has the eternal liar's email addy? Sounds like more bullshit.

We do actually have one email address, it's in the OP. I somehow doubt she actually looks at it much, though, let alone on a daily basis. Another "the boy who cried werewolf" moment.

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It legitimately astounds me that she thinks she can throw off KF by migrating from @KindKindsterBTS - her new account - and going back to @KindKinkster, the account she was using until she quit Twitter for a week.

The phone grift arc has begun. (tweet) (archive)

 

[Eggman's Ghost]

We do actually have one email address, it's in the OP. I somehow doubt she actually looks at it much, though, let alone on a daily basis. Another "the boy who cried werewolf" moment.

It legitimately astounds me that she thinks she can throw off KF by migrating from @KindKindsterBTS - her new account - and going back to @KindKinkster, the account she was using until she quit Twitter for a week.

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Lol so she did just leave her phone out there laying in the field on the tranch. Why wouldn't they go look for it? Those find my phone things are pretty accurate in my experience

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Lol so she did just leave her phone out there laying in the field on the tranch. Why wouldn't they go look for it? Those find my phone things are pretty accurate in my experience

I suspect the device was "lost" instead of lost, maybe as a ploy to go back to Tran Ranch and accuse them of stealing it.
Or Pablo Gordo did something to it in his impotent rage.

 

[Oxyjen]

Devil’s advocate / alternate scenario.
Maybe she did just accidentally drop it or leave it somewhere, only realised after trekking back to the ranch house after (let’s be imaginative here) a pleasant and productive few hours of work with the field troons, only to find it all kicking off between the grown-ups, and Bonnie raging and insisting on driving off immediately.

 

[Miss Misery]

So basically she's moving back to KindKinkster to hide whatever bullshit she's been pulling while dogsitting; the same reason Bonnie BTFOd - and when El Gordo comes back I bet you all of those tweets will be gone.

@0 1, I understand why you don't want to add Bonnie to the thread title, but I really think it might be a good idea - at least while he and Kindness are together.

 

[Hitman One]

total catastrofuck

An omnishambles.

 

[Eggman's Ghost]

Devil’s advocate / alternate scenario.
Maybe she did just accidentally drop it or leave it somewhere, only realised after trekking back to the ranch house after (let’s be imaginative here) a pleasant and productive few hours of work with the field troons, only to find it all kicking off between the grown-ups, and Bonnie raging and insisting on driving off immediately.

Yeah thats kinda where my thinking was going too - if they didn't go back out to look for her phone, which they are definitely too poor to replace, that could mean they were kicked off the tranch in a hurry

 

[FramerGirl420]

Yeah, that cryptic Penny tweet a week back about compromising even if you don’t like it probably referred to the visit. It seems like Bonnie didn’t expect to do any compromising at all, and he realized his plan to hurt the ranch by walking out failed when they didn’t welcome him and Kindness back with a parade and a celebratory burrito feast. I can see the tranch split into two factions here. Those who hate women and don’t want any in the inner clubhouse, and those who hate women and want to bang them. And Kevin, who might say ‘gosh’ a few times if he can look up from his Transformers long enough.

I would like to formally request an edit of this with Penny’s face instead of Peter’s.
I offer a Semper Fidelis rating as payment~

 

[Humbert Humbert]

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I would like to formally request an edit of this with Penny’s face instead of Peter’s.
I offer a Semper Fidelis rating as payment~

I got you, semper fi or not, fam:

Spoiler: my penny png

 

[break these cuffs]

I got you, semper fi or not, fam:
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Kevin would probably be the more appropriate edit.

 

[Jump]

Sky is more valuable as a tranch worker

Sky's name is on the title. With out him there no one else onsite has a legal claim to the tranch property. Penny has to keep him in his control.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

An omnishambles.

am trainwreck

 

[Spedestrian]

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[0 0]

So basically she's moving back to KindKinkster to hide whatever bullshit she's been pulling while dogsitting; the same reason Bonnie BTFOd - and when El Gordo comes back I bet you all of those tweets will be gone.

@0 1, I understand why you don't want to add Bonnie to the thread title, but I really think it might be a good idea - at least while he and Kindness are together.

Kay.

 

[bippu_as_fuck_ls400]

It legitimately astounds me that she thinks she can throw off KF by migrating from @KindKindsterBTS - her new account - and going back to @KindKinkster, the account she was using until she quit Twitter for a week.

Mentioning twitter accounts, I posted this in the tranch thread, so we should be able to easily find her if she's doing @ username changes in the future. I got the id for both of the kindkinkster accounts. I know there's high overlap between threads, but if anyone has more suggestions for tranch related twitter accounts to add to the list, please let me know.

edit: Alyssa, I'm going to continue to archive anything you post publicly that reflects on you in even the slightest negative light. I've archived hundreds of tweets that I never bother to post on here. Get fucked bitch.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

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Kevin would probably be the more appropriate edit.

No, it works with Penny too. Penny lives in Kevin’s room with his toys, and Kevin would never wield a gun.

EDIT:

if anyone has more suggestions for tranch related twitter accounts to add to the list, please let me know.

I got you, babe.

Spoiler: Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) Cast

• TenaciousRanch (tranch)
  • @TransSalamander (Kevin)
    • @transcucumber (Neck)
    • @HaileyAdamsXXX (Wedge)
    • @RipleyStorm (Rioley)
  • @BonnieMakes (Bonnie, inactive rn)
    • @KindKinkster (Alyssa)
  • @SteampunkPenny (Penny)
  • @Sky_Is_A_Void (Sky)
  • @josiebean42 (Josie)
  • @norintha (Jen)
  • @desert_daisie (serf)
  • @NeptuneVulpis (serf)
  • @SPARKLEGRYMM (the black FtM)
  • @666dirtwitch (serf)
  • @ngelofsorrow (went with to BLFC)
  • @arcticpeonypupy (newest serf)

Don’t judge me, I had to make a list of them to keep track of everyone when I was getting into this shit.

 

[Elwin Ransom]

Used the wombo AI app that was posted over in the Kevin thread to see its impression of Alyssa.