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- Mar 27, 2021
Agreed, most people would not think about what shape their shit has had lately, only focus on the blood. She definitely just looked up the symptoms and dropped a few lines to stir up, no pun intended, shit.I was thinking this same thing.
First she says, "I have a medical thing to talk to you guys about, but.....Maybe I better wait." HEE HEE.
Immediately says, "I noticed some blood in my underwear. It kind of freaked me out. And I've noticed my poops have been long and skinny lately."
That last line about poop shape was way too specific to just be thrown out in the same sentence about ass bleeding if you didn't know the signs of colon cancer.
Most people would think "Holy shit. I'm bleeding from asshole. WTF?" Not think, "What has my shit been shaped like lately?"
I would not put it past her to fake a cancer scare. Nader is probably in on it. Notice he sat in the background smoking and looking at his phone as she was giving us this disturbing news.
It's a fucked up thing to do and it'll be all the sweeter when it comes back to quite literally bite her in the ass. She's dodged so many health bullets but there are only so many bullets you can dodge when you have a minigun aimed at you.